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>"I have anxiety and/or depression"
>has had sex
Explain this
>>29141653
Sex =/= happy successful relationship.
>>29141653
rape or anything like that
>>29141653
>some people here think having sex once will solve all their problems and cure their autism forever
>there are people on this board who drank, smoked or did drugs before the age of 18
did chad force you to or did you think it was cool?
>>29141647
I drank alcohol at 16 because my parents wanted me to know my limit before I went to a party.
I was never invited to a party.
>>29141647
peer pressure is a shitty thing
>>29141728
>cracks under peer pressure
weak limp wristed faggot
>tfw left school before camera smartphones and social media became such a big thing
dodged a bullet
>>29141614
Also glad. I'm still friends with alot of my school mates though so it would be nice to have more kawaii pictures from when we were nippers.
Same. Sometimes I wonder if it's easier being a socially awkward high schooler now that everyone is glued to their phones all day and everything around them stops existing. I could be browsing this hellhole all day long around school instead of just standing somewhere doing nothing like I used to and no one would give a shit about me or just assume I'm talking to someone like they are.
>>29141684
>Implying phones aren't banned at schools.
>tfw teachers probably still tell kids 'you won't always have a calculator on you'
>BEEEP HONK HONK HONK BEEP
>>29141465
I love hearing car honks because I can just imagine a mad wagecuck sitting behind the wheel.
>tfw thought I was going to have a good week at work
>It's actually been stressful
I was there was a way of power leveling job experience
>>29141514
Slaving away for Mr Goldberg for 120 houts of unpaid overtime.
Its embedded in facebook, slack (corporate chat software) and God knows what else...
They don't even need to build a folder of them, they have pre-made database ready to go. They can even randomly assign one on a them. Total parasitism.
How do we recover?
>>29141460
Just gotta stay ahead of the trend. They'll be slow to catch on. It will force us to innovate, fueled by our hatred of their constant, if delayed, thievery.
>>29141615
on the other hand, DOO DOO IN YOUR FACE
>>29141460
if i went to this 'facebook' website i would probably enjoy the feature. do you see whats happening?
What are the main differences between girlpenis and boypenis?
>>29141352
boypenis exists
girlpenis doesn't
>>29141365
>he's never seen a girlpenis
Everybody point and laugh.
>>29141352
gonna need some suace on that one cowboy
>he doesn't have autism
>>29141305
whos that next to him
>>29141329
idk elliots sister or cousin or something probably
>>29141305
I think he might
>that kid who got caught taking a shit in the school toilets
>that kid who hid in the library to avoid going to a PE lesson
>that kid who dreamt about stopping a school shooter
>that kid who shat his pants because he was too afraid asking the teacher to go to the toilet
>>29141266
I didn't shit myself, but I wet myself in third grade for that reason.
>>29141254
>That kid who masturbated in class
oregon
Hey dudes. What are the best drugs for loneliness??
I like opiates but theyre ruining my life more than helping it. Suggestions?? Also routine drug thread. Get in ere.
>>29141229
You must become schizoid master race
Its the only way
>>29141243
Go on....what do you mean by this? When i sit down my penis is an inni
>>29141265
I am alone but ive never felt or been lonely
>go on /soc/
>they tell me to get a haircut
>ask what style i should get
>they tell me to ask my barber
>ask my barber
>he asks me what im looking for
This has happen more than five times. I don't know what I'm looking for, that's why I'm asking you.
>>29141224
post a pic and maybe me or someone else could help you?
Ask on /fa/.
>>29141224
Are you trying to become, or at least imitate a normie? If so, just ask for a short back and sides cut. Consider a taper since 99% of normies get one with it.
https://cryobank.com/Bulletin-Boards/messages.cfm?threadid=EA1675BF-3048-B003-6EC3F6CFDD3D7A56
Whites can't be robots. You can literally open up a fucking sperm bank and have all the nonwhite women you want. Nigger bitches are dying to take Aryan sperm
They want our sperm, not us
>>29141221
if you want to stick around they'll be your slave
>>29141199
This is impossible, all the blacked porn I see advertised with white women who are paid to fuck niggers tells me white men are undesirable.
Why do all girls grow up to become massive sluts?
http://sendvid.com/ra6j0rmx
https://vid.me/E4AM
dads doesnt love them, ignore them, always busy
so chaddington mcrich faggots appear to them as daddy replacements
love your daughters lads
without molesting them
>>29141163
The rise of single motherhood partly. I saw a statistic a while ago that said more than half of girls who are raised by single mothers grow up to be single mothers themselves.
Marriage is subsidized now and the system pretty much encourages women to be whores. They can cheat on a guy and steal half of his shit AND force him to pay them for the rest of his life, why the hell wouldn't they leave a marriage if they weren't completely satisfied with it when they are basically getting paid to do it?
Another part is of course feminism. I know I am getting into /pol/ waters here, but pretty much everything on the left regarding women and roles in society is degenerate. Women were always happy being mothers and wives, their happiness has tanked with our own as they have become "liberated" chasing after jobs. The funny thing is, they get free scholarship money for college and free jobs through affirmative action and they are still unhappy. Imagine how fucked they'd be if they had it like us.
>>29141163
mix of hormones in food, jewish media and 3rd wave feminism
In my junior year of highschool I tried spice and that triggered a psychosis that has lasted to this day, it has been about 3 years now, and I was no longer able to attend school. Now my life has no direction. I would try to finish school but it's just become impossible. When I try to leave the house I get really bad panic attacks and start feeling like everything is out to get me and my stomach starts hurting really bad making it unbearable. I don't know what to do with my life. I don't really have much of a choice but to continue to live as a no life in my room with my parents and see if I wait it out long enough life will get better and I will be able to cope in the outside world and live a normal life. But then again my life will probably never be "normal" given the derailing that I went through my junior year.
Anyone else in a similar situation, maybe even someone who's gotten through it and has been able to return to normal life?
>>29141090
>literally knowing that the feelings of anxiety are a delusion, even know what caused them
>still indulge them
What other symptoms do you have other than the paranoia?
Certain drugs such as cannabis and LSD can trigger schizophrenia. The best choice would be is to go to a psychiatrist and get help
>>29141147
>tfw you have mild schizophrenia from a year of intense drug abuse and partying
Titcow thread. Share these women we'll never fuck, robots.
Here is your tits.
pick up a pancake
>mommy can y-you u-use lube next time
I've been contemplating about acceptance of memes on 4chan since I started visiting /b/ in like 2009.
When I started coming to 4chan, I learned to lurk moar: the act of shutting the fuck up, learning the rules and not being cancer by browsing without posting. Naturally, many memes caught my eye, original as the were back then, and still funny, from before 9gag ruined them forever. So I saw Cool Face, and I saw some puddi, some DESU, and just stuff. Then I saw people arguing about newfaggotry. "Post the memes from when you first came to 4chan to prove how old of a fag you are!"
>But how do you know if the meme you saw today was made up yesterday, or in the early days of 4chan? How do you know if puddi was fresh, or if it was a recurring meme for years? I didn't.
So times moved on and new memes emerged. Some were natural, some were forced hard down our throats. As the course of life took me, I couldn't frequent 4chan as much as I used to, and suddenly I felt completely out of touch with whatever meme came out that week, or month. One day I arrive and I see doge. How can I tell how long it's been around? Where did it come from? No clue. It's not like you can ask, because you'd get called a newfag and never actually get an answer.
Luckily, I found Know Your Meme. For as much cancer as it supports, it allowed me to digest new crap that surfaces on 4chan behind my back.
Recently, I began seeing some pictures of a guy who seems very agitated about something, as if he's trying to heave out a hairball. It always seemed like something about womyns, or gamergate. I began seeing edits of the picture, and then crude MSPaint renditions of it. So I just avoided it. Marked as one of "those" memes, I didn't pay it much attention.
Last week I saw a guy mentions "aids skrillex" in a Skype group. I thought he meant simply "skrillex", because he's pretty aids already. Skrillex talk isn't important talk, so I tuned it out.
>cont
>>29140973
TLDR tbqh
>>29140973
But today... I came across a "If you see this picture while scrolling... post [text]" image with the words "AIDS SKRILLEX" written in bold red letters. It connected with the Skype mention, and just then I figured there was a meme called "Aids Skrillex" which I was completely oblivious to. When I looked for it in KYM, it also connected me to Carl the Cuck - the image of the SJW-looking hairball-hurling MSPaint-rendered man.
Two memes that were around for a while now, but I had absolutely no name to attach to them, or context to give them.
So how is it done? From one anon to the others, how do you keep up with memes?
>>29140981
TL;DR Trying to understand how 4chan's userbase manages to keep itself up to date with the ever changing, always evolving, memes.
