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>vaping anything less than 24mg nic
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>>29144307
>vaping ever
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>>29144307
>vaping at all
You might as well smoke dick
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>>29144307
>vaping at all

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>walk in brothers room
>he's on the firefox starting page where the sites you regulary use are shown
>one of them has the name that looks like "aryon"
>think nothing of it
fast forward to today
>google it out of curiosity
>it's a fucking vore forum
>mfw

How can this shit be a fetish wtf?
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eat your brother
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oy vey don't suppress your brother's sexual identity you bigot
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>>29144330
Be a good brother and fulfill his fantasy

Who else has a low libido due to antidepressants? I rarely feel the need to masturbate and I just don't think about sex as much as normal people do. Even when I think about sex or watch porn, I find hard to become aroused.
Does it have to do with the antidepressants I take? Does it have to do with the fact that I have a low self-esteem and hate my body and the way I look? What's even a normal libido? How many times do you think about sex/ masturbate?
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>>29144070
Are you a grill? I've been with a girl once who was on antidepressants and every time she was off them we'd fuck like rabbits. It was also way easier to make her come when she didn't take them.
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>>29144070
The Lexapro makes it harder to orgasm but the wellbutrin keeps my libido up, so basically I'm horny all the time and can last for ages.

girls don't want to fuck me tho
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>>29144070
All antidepressents do that you idiot. stop taking the pharmaceutical jew

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How to I become a part of society if I have /pol/-tier beliefs?
I want to become a hermit ;_;
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Get neet bux, then you can hermit forever.
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>>29144004
kill yourself, some normalfucks that never gave a shit about you will write a few "we miss u's" and your body will be a hermit 6 feet deep
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>>29144004
Go from /r/theredpill to the genuine red pill before the meme was stolen by normies.

Instead of "HURRR JEEWSS" just generally be a realist, look for explanations along the lines of psychology, economics and power structures rather than memes and conspiracy theories and don't leap to conclusions. For example most drama in society seems to revolve around social status and emotions and instincts related to them, the "ingroup" mentality.

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Hey r9k, you may recall that I've already killed eliza, and I mostly left Ciara alone.
I got some new fresh information that convinced me to not leave her a chance to come back, to lay waste and ruin her for good.

She will never come back after this.

I have quite the show planned out, including tons of logs, much despair and mega rare Ciaras.

I've been cucked. I've been cucked in a manner I didn't expect. I don't regret any of my actions and wouldn't change anything, I've been played and she did it all behind my back.
I just wanted to be her friend, she decided I'd be better as her enemy, so I'll just play that role now.

If you think Eliza is a piece of shit and whatever you'll still be shocked after seeing all the disgusting, vile shit I have to show.

I'd like to thank Richard for giving me oh so much, without even trying. I'd like you to know that I was about to leave. You and you alone convinced me to finish the story, so for that, thank you.

For now you can have pic related, more to come soon.

(reposted due to shitty timing on the last post)
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>>29143908
Jewchad, thank you for this.
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who the hell's Richard?
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>>29143908
you haven't done anything and you are a huge faggot

why do women get to go to the bathroom together in flocks but not be called gay?

i remember very clearly atleast 3-4 girls raising their hands all at once in school to go to the bathroom and the teacher(girl) would allow it
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>>29143904
>ywn pee through your best friends legs
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why do I fap to videos of women pissing?
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>>29143904
because we evolved a natural aversion to sexual activity with other men to stop us humping each other all day instead of breeding with women

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In jst two days I've managed to get almost a hundred Pepes. I need more Pepes. Please anon, share me your Pepes.
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>>29143751
JUST PEPE MY LIFE UP
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>>29143751
>hssharerhesbvdfgsaghhjjhfgdjsrtreashhsdfbn

kyurtsnt tntseaerhghre
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>>29143751
Trade me your pepe 88 for this one please.

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>trying to lose weight for the first time in my life
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you can't if your genetics are shit
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>>29143641
Losing weight isn't hard.

Trying to don't get fat again, on the other hand
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>Eat at a 700-500 caloric deficit for 2 weeks
>Don't relapse even once
>It's easy as fuck
>Started going for daily walks recently too
>Weigh myself
>Still the exact same weight I was 2 weeks ago

I don't get it.

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>live in studio apartment with roomie because economics
>fapping
>just about there
>oh god yes Chouzaki Maryou's luscious ass hnnn
>hear roommate shifting around and waking up
>have to pretend I wasn't doing anything
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>>29143634
srsly i could never live with someone else in the same room
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>>29143634
Dude just do it when he is not around.

And if that really is not an option stealth fap or go in the shower/bathroom.
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>>29143679
>stealth fap
Well, that's what I was trying to do! It wasn't me that woke him up!
>go in the bathroom
That's where I go to finish.

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>dad tells me I have a month to find a job or else I'm kicked out of the house
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>>29143543
You have nothing to lose. Kill your father
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>>29143543

>Dad makes fun of you for being a NEET

He can keep getting away with this
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All NEETs will face the day of reckoning, nothing lasts forever.

Would you choose to have no emotions whatsoever? If so, why?
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Yes. Apathy like that would be better than constant worrying and sadness. I wouldn't mind getting rid of happiness since that seems to be absent most of my life and any of it that does happen quickly fades away. Getting rid of emotions would rid me of one of the many vicious cycles in life.
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Hmmm I'm not sure.

I realized long ago that I will never be successful with women or in any relationships in which I can feel the joys of love and being loved, or having a family.

So I said fuck it and dedicated my life to obsessing over creative endeavors. If I didn't have those dopamine rushes from said endeavors I would have nothing to do.
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>>29143674
I guess this means I'd commit suicide without fear or guilt if I had no emotions because I'd have nothing else to do.

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>be me
>playing dota 2
>got into a match where some guy asks to not flame his gf for feeding, she's probably new
>intentionally feed my hero and courier whole game
why would you say something like that?
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Dota 1 masterrace
Tfw no longer playing dota
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I just started playing dota 2

I cannot fucking last hit for shit. Any tips? I've tried going into bot games just to practice last hitting but I still suck
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>>29143491
>just started dota
>last hitting

Are you trying to play dota for a living?

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who /koreanmmo/ here?

grinding very nice for escaping reality
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>>29143432
What game is this anon? Never played any 2d mmos
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>>29143432
i remembered hearing that maplestory was rebooting. still a pay2win kill 10 X quest shithole?
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>>29144474
>rebooting
what?

that would imply that it shut down at some point, which it did not

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If my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend has a significantly bigger dick than mine, is it true that sex with me doesn't feel as good?

If so, is there anything I can do to mitigate this difference?
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No she'll always crave being filled up and stretched out because women like to be dominated. You will never be able to give her what he did. Best you can do is let him come over and fuck her every month or so to stop her from getting too frustrated.
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>>29143490
That is an absurd suggestion.
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>>29143507
It's an absurd topic for /r9k/

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I HATE SUMMER SO FUCKING MUCH, IT'S ALL HOT AND SWEATY AND THERE IS BUGS AND FLIES AND ALL THE NORMIES WALK ABOUT WITH NO SHIRTS ON. Seriously fuck summer and everyone who says "but its so nice and sunny XD!"

t.brit who cannot stand anything above 20C
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Fuck off.
I'm a brit and the sun is c o m f y

I can open my window a little and feel the slight breeze in my room but it won't change the cozy temperature for my vidya playing
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>>29143357
65F and below is the sweet spot. Fuck the heat.
>>29143369
>sun is comfy

Whatever you say normie.
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>20c
Get fucked, you are triggering me hardcore

I'll be over here in the southwest US where it's reaching 40C+ daily you MOTHERFUCKING crybaby

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