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>tfw the memory of the only girl who ever liked me and i pushed away won't dissipate from my brain
>>29142265
Tell us about her anon, maybe it'll help
>5-6 years ago was deeply infatuated with a girl at my uni
>nothing ever came of it
>she is now married
>she recently told me she used to have a crush on me, and was waiting for me to make a move
I had almost forgotten her, but since she has told me I can't stop thinking about her again, and seriously want to kill myself that I missed an opportunity so hard.
>>29142265
I haven't seen her in 3 years, and now I can't even remember what she looked like.
The only way for you to become a ladies man, with a chance of happiness, is to go gay and work your way up.
>Boys
>Traps
>Futas
>Girls
We all start at the bottom.
I'd do anything for a trap bf...
>>29142243
You've gotta work it. Fuck your way up the ladder. No girl wants you now, you need to learn from somebody. You need to work your way up the ladder, it will be good when you have the girl of your dreams in ten years. It's not even so bad. Look at it, it is almost like straight sex. You could get into this.
>gay
>no one wants me regardless
I want this meme stop ;_;
>sleep with pillow
>eye is pressed so hard against it that I wake up with bloodshot eyes and blurry vision
>sleep without pillow
>wake up with horrible headache due to neck straining in weird ways
What other ways can my life get worse /r9k/?
I'm surprised every day.
You can use my chest as your pillow, anon uwu
my solution is to find a big belly gf because their tummies make the ideal pillows.
They are warm, firm enough to support your neck and soft enough not to increase your intra-ocular pressure.
They also attached to a voice-device that tells you wonderful things to help you go to sleep serene and happy.
>>29142234
wash your pillow and get a new insert
I bet your pillow is hard and greasy and you just got used to it
What keeps you alive, anon?
>>29142190
Fuck i know.
I ask everytime before sleeping that i wouldnt wake up but still i'm here.
if I wasn't scared of death I would've killed myself long ago.
Hope. At least I have hope.
>btfo someone
>they stop responding
>>29142182
more like
>think you btfo someone
>they've just given up trying to argue with a retard.
>>29142222
/thread
orginalie commentarie
>>29142222
>open up shitty thread
>first reply BTFO's OP
>first reply gets quads
guys why did i fail, why wtf,
i had everything, got into east coast prep school, and ivy league on a full scholarship, i may be a manlet but i don't look that bad, autism and mental illness though have always been there
now will start third year in compsci at uni and i have 0 friends, go out of my room only to eat.
Its a freaking walk of shame walking to the dining hall, in my smelly clothes, with my greasy hair. no motivation for even making friends cause i think i am complete inferior, well whatever, fuck this gay earth.
>>29142104
Have you ever tried to just be yourself?
>>29142104
>Manlet
There's your problem. Short men have no place in today's society. People tolerate them but little else.
>>29142104
fuck friends. Continue your work and get a job. Then you get a home, family and friends.
Mixed race anons, how has being two different races fucked you up?
>>29142077
It hasn't, I only have myself to blame for being fucked up.
>>29142100
Are you Eurasian?
>>29142077
Have to have dumb conversations with stupid white people about race, that's about it
>woman are sluts because the patriar-her parents are too strict, so they got curious
>fuck off roastie. Woman need to be taugh how to be human, surely woman can learn since they human too rite guis?
>no friendly newfag, they are incapable of learning, we need to shame them to keep them in line
>very close, they will require regular beating to keep acting like humans
Heres the thing newfa-apprentices,
Woman cannot learn or even think, they are purely instinct-driven and do not have brain capacity to understand things like accontability or responsability.
>they will never act like humans without someone forcing them to
While shamming and beating is effective it is only temporary, even terrorist methods(like religion) will not stop them from jumping on alpha cock first chance they have.
>they need someone to control them
>woman need to be kept on leach at all times
There is a reason why woman used to be kept at home at all times, and sure as fuck wasn't for raising kids cleaning or coocking
>>29142076
Give up senpai, you post isn't about trap or fem feels so nobody cares
>>29142218
the problem is OP's stated the facts, there's nothing more to say.
>>29142277
Not even shamming and insults?
The goal here is to educate the newfags as they don't know of those facts, first 4 meme arrows ilustrate newfags talking.
>tfw 5ft9
>>29142015
>tfw 6 foot 11
>>29142015
Just know that you will never in your life experience true love or respect.
who cares, that's at least close enough to average that it doesn't matter
Join the r9k rabbit stream for some movies and comfy music https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
>>29142013
T E X A S
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Hi everyone, it's me again.
>>29142034
you from texas buddy, im /houston/ you?
>>29142048
I hover around San Antonio, Houston and Austin for reasons. I'll probably be back in Houston soon.
Tell us the stories of how and why you ended up here
I moved here from /b/ when it first came out
I was mostly a lurker until it got rebooted
moot made an announcement about how he made a new board, so I clicked on it. I haven't left since. Except for the period where it stopped existing, of course.
>>29141976
1d4chan brought me here
That and lurking
>tfw you want thighhighs to accentuate your thick thighs, but you're a manlet and most of the ones you like are designed for six foot tall men and would be really baggy
>Trap feels
>NO TRANS SHIT
Post thighs this is orignal
Thick thighs?? You have me interested in already. Let's see those Super Sonico thighs bby.
Why didn't you get your submissive wife from Ghana yet, /r9k/?
>tfw no used up dirty african aids giver wife
I'd take her even if she had aids though.
>>29141896
What site do i find these girls?
>>29142267
It's in the image, dumbass.
Looking for a qt trap girlfriend. Any near New Jersey??
every day till we like it, huh... anon.
just go fuck a cow you hick
>>29141772
she looks like she has a thick ass
Who is the ultimate /r9k/ gf?
And why is it Pupinia Stewart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
literally a stacy desu senpai
I want pictures of her feet. Anybody going to help a robot out?
There was also a video where she was on the ground and you could see her soles reflected in a mirror behind her. Can't find it.
>>29141908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLJzm0Toazg
Uno Feeto at 0:39.
What do I get in return for my next level detective skills?
