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Why do girls shun me? Seriously. No matter what website I go to and try to talk to them, they simply ignore me. I'm not even ugly and I'm quite an interesting person, but they never reply to my messages.
Welp, even /r9k/ ignores me now.
what did girls do to be worthy of you?
>>29217687
They're pretty and have a vagina. I guess I'm not worthy of them though. It took years but they finally broke me.
>anon, did you really think I drove you 25 miles into this forest to chat? come on anon get those pants off you're going to fuck me over the bonnet of my car
Your response?
I fuck her violently over the bonnet of the car.
What the hell else would I do? Even if you're moderately socially retarded, that is a very direct, blunt invitation, all you need to do is fuck, and that's literally a human instinct.
>>29217325
No thanks. I've got something called 'dignity'.
>>29217325
>bonnet
Ok red coat but suck this dick first
Im bored and too tired to eat
I'm bored and tired of life
>>29217324
Do you need to talk about it?
>>29217324
Eat shit, Rei
Why re you wasting time on /r9k/ when you could be learning BASED Java?
>>29217318
>Java
TOP KEK java suckes and only fags code in java c++ better
>>29217318
code in assembly like a man
>>29217364
>>29217384
>t. people who don't get paid to write software
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmTSQ_ceok
Alright who of you cucks did this shit?
>action at 7:00
>using "dank" memes outside 4chan
>general /comfy videos/ thread I guess
>>29217315
battle net is still alive? are any people still playing custom games there?
>>29217340
yeah just go to makemehost.com and click on "game list" to find good custom maps
The normal queue is full with bots
>>29217555
i get an error when i go to that website though
Anybody else #voluntaryvirgin here?
>>29217313
A virgin by choice, but not your choice
>>29217313
I've been offered sex but turned it down because I don't like fat chicks. So yeah, kind of a voluntary virgin.
Yeah. Religious guilt.
Take the test.
I score 76 am a cyborg.
Once I lose some weight and get a better haircut I will just about crack 'slightly strange'.
Take the test and post the score niggas!
89 FeelsGoodMan
kindof sucks tho because I will never fit in with robots so ill always be around people who think I'm weird
40. I have 0 romantic experience/accomplishments and I am 5'7.
109, looks like my transformation isn't done yet. Once I get a house I should be able to crack low Chad tier.
Do you guys know of any hobbies you can learn relatively fast, like within a year or so that give you a feeling of satisfaction while you progress?
I legitimately can't do anything. Absolutely nothing. I can't draw, play music, can't write, don't know anything about politics, except how hebrews ruin everything, I am not even good at video games. I can program a bit in C++ but not remotely enough to create anything.
What are some of your creative hobbies and how quickly can you achieve results that would make you proud. I am not talking about becoming amazing within a week, but something that gives you enough satisfaction that would motivate you going further.
Exercise/lifting
anyone can do it, benefits, satisfying. Maybe sports if you're a normie.
>creative
>I can't do anything
camel through the eye of the needle this guy
>>29217287
Flower sticking is fun and easy to learn, also cool to do at parties and kind of an eye catcher
>>29217677
But learn to spin it with your fingers, not use the shitty way juggling it with other sticks
I try to make everything perfect, like in a movie, and it's ruining my life.
If I'm doing something I have a perfect vision of how it should play out and then I try my best to make it reality. I listen to fitting music before and during, I look at exactly the right thinks, I move in a certain way, I think certain thoughts, I say certain things and try my hardest to feel a certain way.
This would be fine if it worked out well most of the time but it never does. People respond in the wrong way, my emotions are wrong, the weather is wrong etc. I am left feeling like I failed and ruined a once in a lifetime moment to form a perfect memory. I also never enjoy anything while I'm doing this.
I have no idea why I do this but I kinda feel forced to. Like if I don't make it perfect I will regret it in the future when I look back. Or I just watch way to many movies. It all started when I wanted to make my high school graduation the perfect day.
Please help me.
Sounds like you might have OCD
Nothing you do will ever be perfect no matter how hard you try. Just accept it.
>>29217328
I know this but I still can't stop. I feel like I will be disappointed in myself for not at least trying. What if this is the one time it can be perfect?
I need some advice friends. In before cuck
>A year and a half ago I find out my gf is cheating on me.
>We live together and it destroys me
>But I'm NEET and have nowhere to go
>We break up and she lets me stay with her
>On the condition that I tell her new bf that I'm her brother
>This goes on for about a year
>Most of the time he doesn't come here so it's not that bad
>Sometimes he does hang out here and I just go to the movies or something.
>So she is fucking this guy hot and heavy for about a year
>While I'm at home shitposting here calling everyone a cuck. I guess it made me feel better on some level
>Anyways he is fixing to move in
>My ex told me I can stay so long as I dont tell him the truth and don't bother them
>And she wants me to leave at least a few nights a week so they can have crazy nights
>It's either that or listen to them fuck
>She's finally crossed the line, I can't take it anymore.
What do?
>>29217280
>She's finally crossed the line, I can't take it anymore.
>remember while living on someone else's dime
>that nothing they do is crossing the line
>i'm at their mercy cuz i'm a neet
>incapable of living on my own two feet
>kys
>>29217280
your literally a dick in a jar in her eyes
Leave, that's what you do. Do you really want to live in the same household where your ex is being fucked?
Who /alcoholic/ here?
Fuck guys
I quit drinking 2 months ago but I'm getting the urge bad right now. There's a liquor store right around the corner. Not even a 5 minute walk. I want so badly to buy a bottle and get drunk with my fellow robots and cry while listening to Bruce Springsteen. Please help
Want a Coke?
>>29217565
If it's mixed with Jack, yes.
>>29217257
Go for it you shit. You know it will get better for a short while. Unless you have a family you hurt by drinking. Then buy some ice tea.
Why is my dog such a fat retard, robots?
>>29217200
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567498/Pets-and-owners-become-more-alike-over-time.html
Dogs tend to take after their owners.
VERY fast dog
>be me, 14, go to Turkroach infested ghetto school, because my parrents were drunken rertards and didn't give a shit about me.
>be me in Turkschool, get bullied because im German.
>be me in Turkschool, get kicked, punched, stolen bag etc, for about 2 years
>mfw it's enough, drop out, stay home til 17
>tfw the state puts me in a little scam school for dropouts
>mfw they have just 3 teachers for 70 people, owner of this 'school' at an old industrial complex, is an rich fucker that just scams the state for money didn't do aa shit to teach us.
>tfw once i started not showing up, owner screams at me for not going there
>tfw he was scared of his money kek
>tfw i just stopped, didn't learn anything there
>tfw from 17-21 no education
>tfw going out and seeing young people, you think they are your age but they are actually 15-17 and i am fucking 21 now
>tfw looking at the mirror, seeing myself aging
>tfw why did time go by so fast
>be me 21 now, social anxiety, depression don't have friends since 17.
kill me please, someone
You know, a lot of robots claim to have problems beyond their control--I find a lot of them are blaming others for their own mistakes. But you, my friend, got fucked.
>>29217196
Similar situation here, senpai. I guess we're just not meant for this world.
>>29217258
I didn't know what to do, and with that parents, well...
Just started gaming after that shitshow and suddenly i am 21, can't even comprehend how these years came by so fast..
Thank god there is welfare in germany, otherwise i would be an homeless drunk by now.
Would you date her?
She is friendly, generous, and she is a feminist. She also sometimes has problems controlling her alcohol consumption and she will rely on you during those times.
She is an expert harp player and loves music of all kinds.
In bed, she is dominant but loving.
Sure, why not. She appears okay to me. It might depend on what type of feminist she is, and if she was religiously fundamental about the ideology or more fluid and open minded.
I'd give her a shot sure. She wouldn't date me though, I'm a huge fuck up.
>>29217022
Not sure what types there are. She is pretty extreme in her beliefs but not aggressive in pushing it on other people.
>went to see the Warcraft movie
>go alone because everyone is graduating and I don't really have any friends
>get to the cinema
>recognize some people I've met in my life
>feel akward already because I think that they recognize me as well and for that I'm going to see a movie by myself
>finally can go and sit in the movie-theatre room
>expect mostly nerds and lonely people to come and see the movie
>almost everyone who came to watch is a normie
>even girls show up to see the movie
>normalfag scum uses both of my armrests so I have to sit uncomfortably with my arms
>movie is over and it was a decent movie
>on my way out I see some old classmates
>as I walk by I expect a "hi" or "oh it's anon, hello!"
>they don't say a thing and I feel slightly sad and akward walking by
>mom comes and picks me up to drive me home
>on our way home I think about what my life would've been like in a different world
>tfw you live on a planet without magic
>tfw you can't travel between places with portals and cool flying pets
>tfw you can't be a soldier and serve your king
>tfw you can't be a powerful sorcerer and aid people with your power
>tfw you can't fuck different species like elves or orcs (not that they would want me anyways)
>tfw no big world to discover with mysterious and mythic places
>tfw you could've been something in this world
>mfw I was born on the most boring planet
>mfw I was born in a time where SJW's thrive and the slow death of the white man
>mfw I'm nothing in this world
>mfw there's nothing interesting or mythic about this world
WHY!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!
I WAS NOT MEANT FOR THIS WORLD!!!!
Holy shit you aren't real. At least walk home my man, your mom picking you up really popped the cherry there
>>29216928
Just kill yourself, faggot.
Why you didn't go talk to them? You don't really expect to everyone come to you, right?
I hate people like you.
white people dying out is a good thing
