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>Girl at works complains about being texted by too many people all the time
>mfw haven't been texted by a person other than my parents in months
Do normies/Stacies know how easy they have it? Do they legitimately think these are problems?
>months
fuck off norman. try 8 years
>>29220656
You get texted by people besides family? Fuck off normalfag.
Why do u guys want to not be normal, it's a great and fulfilling life style and on top of being normal u can still be a messed up weirdo, just go to the gym and talk to people, eventually you will get it right
who here /opiatefiend/
List your favorites
1. Smack
2. Hydrocodone
3. Oxycodone
in that order
>>29220403
>Chosing to ruin your life by becoming a junkie
No thanks
If you're gonna do drugs just smoke some weed and get drunk, so much safer and less degenerate
>>29220423
DUDE WEED LMAO
oregano
oregano x2
oregano x3
>hydrocodone over oxycodone
what
Is it gay if I'm only attracted to mtf traps? Not even memeing buti'm female btw
>>29220393
I want to know too. I am male.
>>29220393
Good job femanon, now 100 robots will convince themselves they're trannies in an attempt to get a woman like you.
Also >>>/lgbt/
>>29220393
>>29220412
humans like to fuck get over it
So, I know that dating/marrying a nonvirgin is not acceptable by /r9k/'s standards, but what about girls who sucked cock in previous relarionships? Are they gf/wife material?
literally who cares. virginity means nothing.
>>29220386
Only if they are willing to suck my cock when they are my wife.
>>29220386
>So, I know that dating/marrying a nonvirgin is not acceptable by /r9k/'s standards
you focking w0t meight ? . if anything its the other way around .why would you want someone with 0 experience ?.
Why do NEETS love traps? It's all I ever see on 4chan anymore
>>29220338
Because being a NEET is degenerate as hell
cuz when ur primary hobby is masturbation
you get bored and want more excitement
Escapism.
originalo commento
If you had a choice between dying a virgin or marrying a black woman, what would you choose?
Honestly, I would pick the virginity.
>>29220308
die a virign, I'm not into beastality
>>29220308
Since I find race mixing to be ethically and morally wrong I would choose to be a virgin.
virgin
oregano commentaro
hello robots im new here and im having trouble understanding a lot of the referneces and terms and stuff,. would one of u be so kind as to add me on skype and teach me a few things?? thanks its delilah.desu o3o
pic related its me
>>29220217
how old are you miss??
>>29220320
i am 18 friendo
>>29220217
I'm tempted, but I know it's probably some overweight indian guy looking to steal my identity
You stumble upon a magical lamp, and an evil genie pops out after you rub it.
He gives you a choice between these two options:
A. You'll be stuck in miserable, dead-end jobs for the rest of your life. However, you will be loved by women (except at work of course)
B. You'll have a very successful career. You won't become a billionaire, but you'll have a net worth of a few million dollars by the time you retire. You will never be loved by women.
Which do you pick?
B
I won't ever be loved regardless
On the one hand, I plan on a bare minimum job anyways. I could find a waifu. Or I could just be stalked by every random girl I don't like.
On the other hand, aliens and robots and vr oh my. The money could help me live longer.
Probably B.
are you fucking kidding me B
why would I want women they're emotiomally unstable whores and I get a free ride through life
Purebloods get out.
>>29220180
>TFW no mixed race qt gf
truly the strongest of feels
>tfw when you're fully half asian but white passing in most respects
Spanish/brazilian here
I couldnt be more mixed
its midday and ijust got up
hungry but tired
dubs decides what i eat for brekky, dont be retarded tho
an entire block of cheddar cheese
frosted flakes. they're more than goof
Eat raw eggs
>Dear anon, I feel like I can call you anon because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run!
>>29220162
What I would do to receive a letter like that
>>29220162
>Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
RUN FOR THE HILLS
Never, NEVER date a girl who has a bad relationship with parents, especially her father. Bitches are batshit crazy
>>29220162
obviously this is taken out of context
>2069
>Today is international "Get A Gf Day" in honor of the ratio of men to women being 1:1
>"Fucking normies, they think I don't know.."
>I slide on my charcoal trench one sleeve at a time
>"..what they did."
>My lips jerk into a sneer as I am reminded of "The Great Vurge" where 360 million virgins were forcibly removed from their homes and purged
>"I remembered it like it was yesterday.." I mutter while staring at my Virtually Automated Waifu [VAW] who beams with false affection
>I walk down the hallway and enter the living room where my Battle-Station awaits
>I enter a password and connect to the Externet
>I post to all my designated social media sites my final words, "My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human normals feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter angst, and I've always wanted to die violently. This is a time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put into the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die."
>"My genocide crusade begins...here"
>Immediately I destroy the machine to prevent being traced by the CIDF - Chad International Defense Force and SJW - Stacy Justice Warriors
>They've been on my ass for a while
>I walk over to the couch, brown and wasted, flipping off its cushions to reveal a hidden armory
>Grabbing what I can, I place each weapon within the pockets of my Trenchcoat: Incendiary Vibrators, Flesh-LASER, Ultrasonic Alpha Detector, Omnidirectional Castration Gun, RPC (Rocket Propelled Condom) and lastly, my trusty infinitum folded Katana.
>I look out the curtain covered windows, no mass panic has ensued yet: "Perfect."
>Before I walk out the door I grab my cassette player and start my symphony of destruction "Komm, susser Tod" (Come, Sweet Death)
>I now stood right before the door, placing my shaking hands on the doorknob and opening it to the blinding light of the New World Alpha
>"It's time."
1/?
>>29220160
There is no part 2 of this story my mistake.
Hopefully others post their own dystopian stories.
>suddenly, Chad Mittensworth (the worst and least valuable member of the CIDF) appears before me.
>I slice at him with my katana, and he laughs at how pathetic I am before shooting me.
>final k/d ratio: 0/1
>2020
>beta virgins have taken over
>a Betaucracy has been established, "all betas shall have gfs, all girls must submit to betas and give them sex, alphas must stay virgins"
>"punishment for having sex with an alpha is cementation of vagina and decapitation of penis"
>"all women must consent to sex with a beta by age 8"
>be 18 still a virgin
>refused to be with those beta scum
>meet up with Chad at night to avoid V.I.R.G.O. "Virgin International Raping Girls Organization"
>he gives me a weak smile, but I nod knowing what I'm getting into
>that night we lose our virginities through hot, steamy, passionate love
>I cry a little wishing it could last forever
>Chad smokes a cig in relief
>he wraps his arms around me and whispers "it's gonna be okay"
>all of a sudden we hear the sounds of unsheathing
>"o-oh god no, C-chad they're here" I whimper
>Chad goes to the side whips out his semi
>"not on my wa-" he sputters as blood starts pouring out of his mouth
>"CHAAAAAAAD!!!" I start screaming and crying as Betas descend from the shadows
>I get grabbed by two and ripped away, still nude
>before I leave the room I watch as they decapitate Chad and jack off on his corpse, shrieking
>I'm dragged through the streets while V.I.R.G.O. members tip their fedoras to my shapely form and god-tier tits
>they bring me into the "cementer" room and hang me with chains flipped over, legs spread apart, head to the floor
>I cry as I already know my fate
>a beta looks at me but averts his gaze from my eyes
>"YOU DISGUSTING FREAK WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF HUH? YOU KNOW THAT NO WOMEN WILL EVER LOVE YOU WITHOUT THESE STUPID FUCKING RULES!"
>he breaks down and shoots himself in the head because he knows it's true
>the beta flock over to their fallen brethren, seething with pepe anger
>at least I took one of these fuckers down with me
>they start the cementer, a microdick shaped machine descends
>it penetrates me to fill my womanhood with cement
>I have my last orgasm while thinking of Chad
What do you want Pham?
Can I get the crab-cheese wontons and a thing of hot and sour soup?
>>29220143
general tso tofu
spring rolls
almond cookies
>>29220143
General Tso's Chicken.
>Ex Girlfriend is going through a self described "slut phase" after breaking up with me
>She messages me on facebook all the details of her various hookups
Literally the best feel tbqh, almost makes me glad we broke up
>>29220140
post a picture so we can all remember her face so that we don't end up dating her in the future when she lies about her past sexual partners.
>relationship ends
>completely sully your social standing
>no self respecting man will want to date you
I dont get it, is she supposed to be getting back at you or something?
This is like setting fire to your business after some guy quits.
>>29220140
Dude this is sexual harassment
If she keeps sending it to you go to court over it
If you don't have the money/time for that, just post in the messages her wall.
how the fuck do i make friends after college la
by doing things
>>29220089
If I knew that then /r9k/ would not be my only friend.
>>29220089
This has been my biggest problem so far as well. If only I knew.
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