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>Ask a qt girl out
>She says yes
>Wake up
every time
>Start to lucid dream
>Try to summon a gf
>Fail because even my dream self thinks it's unrealistic
>sneak into a hangar
>get on a mobile suit
>wake up
>try catching a glance of some sluttily dressed chick's tits or ass
>someone is always watching me and i don't get a good opportunity
>have the briefest peek
>wake up
i wish i was fearless at least in my dreams
It's the 1930's in Germany and you're Hitler. You have any race to blame for their problems and can basically exterminate an entire race.
Which race do you kill off?
>>29222802
white people, easy. we have had it too good for too long.
>inb4 hitler was white.
Finish off Africa once and for all
>completely wipe the middle east off the face of the earth
>unfettered access to oil and saves us from islamic terrorism in the future
Truly a travesty
How can we allow this to happen?
>>29222768
Are there any women who actually feel bad about the pedestal they're put on or do they all buy the victimhood meme and not even notice shit like this?
>>29222790
They don't notice it.
>>29222768
Did you know one in two people are women???
I'm not a woman.
>.....
why don't you have a feet gf?
feet thread
It's my boy Jason Ninja
>tfw can tell from tiny webm mobile image preview
>>29222778
is that his name? whenever i see his face i know it's gonna be a good video.
>>29222758
>tfw no qt feet gf to sniff her stinky feet
>tfw virgin 19 year old
>tfw asking for a virgin gf is now too much to ask for anymore
I want off this ride
>>29222733
>tfw virgin 20 year old
>tfw look like 16 anyway
I plan on just pretending I am like high school age and finding a virgin or at least a HS girl who hasn't been dicked much
>>29222733
I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin, it gets easier friend, at this point I've just stopped caring, just jack off to porn, cheaper and easier that way, no worry of getting an STD, or the bitch breaking your heart or taking your stuff, ruining your life, masturbating is just far better compared to that shit
>>29223035
Another 22 year old KV here. I've accepted my fate, feels ok man. I still somewhat care but I realise women just despise me.
can any qt traps post lewds, I am feeling horny
Why are all tranny selfies so grainy and blurry?
>>29222736
probably taken using webcam or front facing phone camera, both have shitty quality
>>29223373
You forgot to add that it was intentionally done this way as men generally don't look like women.
It finally happened - a girl is interested in me. She actually texts me first.
She's smart, conservative, and appears to be loyal...
But she is overweight. Not obese. Not curvy. Simply fat/overweight. And I am /fit/.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I enjoy talking to her, and she's pleasant to be around. We are going on a second date next week.
I am conflicted.
>>29222657
does she have big tits
>>29222698
Kind of. Her tits are adequate.
>>29222657
Is the problem that you're not attracted to her, or that you're afraid of what your friends/family will think?
>tfw have a Youtube channel
>record an hour and a half of video game footage for it
>check footage afterwards
>all looks awful as the framerate is literally 2-3 fps despite the game running at 60 and me recording in 30
>now have to play through the entire game again up to that point to rerecord all of it
>tfw wasted my entire night doing this
What an awful feel
I even paused the recording and checked halfway through to make sure things were recording right. I skipped to a random point in the video and for some reason it actually looked fine for the few seconds I watched, so I just kept recording. It was good footage, too.
>>29222572
This happened to me when I was 16
Just quit u won't regret it
>>29222703
I enjoy doing it, I just wish my shitty computer didn't rape me in my angus.
Ayy look another commentary channel/gaming channel. Like we don't have enough of those right?
Why would I care about myself when no one else cares about me?
>>29222534
Why should someone care about you if you don't care about yourself?
>>29222534
Why would anyone else care about you when you don't even care about you
Because fuck them
One day I'll look back on this point in my life and laugh, right?
...right?
Yaaaaaaaaa weeeeeeeeeee...
>>29222527
The ride never ends.
I started my downwards spiral about 4 years ago. Every year is getting worse. Literally no friends left, can hardly leave the house.
>>29222576
How old are you?
Origami comment
What are your goals robuts?
What steps have you taken to accomplish them?
All I've ever wanted to do realistically is be a drawfag and draw cute anime girls.
Pic related is what I drew today.
>>29222470
You need to get more comfortable drawing shapes and understanding what shapes their lines create on a flat surface. Your approach was right but you didn't have the knowledge to carry it out
>>29223053
this just means 'more practice'
it looks good op keep it up
I don't really have any at the moment. I love the process of starting to learn a skill but lately nothing seems worth the effort
So if donald trump gets elected how long do you think it will be unill be have a 2nd civil war?
I give us a month TOPS
>>29222467
Also someone edit his lips as her asshole
>>29222467
Who will start it? The gunless left wing beta faggots? LOL
Wars don't start unless there's bankers mad at each other or people run out of food.
civil war will happen not matter what.
Kek wills it.
I JUST WANT A FAST FOOD JOB SO I CAN STOP BEING A USELESS NEET WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT
I want a foot job too anon
>>29222452
Jesus Christ anon, i'm sorry. What the fuck is that shit? Why the fuck do they care about this shit?
>>29222452
Just answer the way an optimistic blue-pilled normie would answer. Simple shit.
https://clyp.it/dno2arxr
excuse the shitty sound quality. my mic cuts out a lot and my headset is broken in half.
by "lack of exercise" i meant lack of vocal exercise. i don't speak very often.
tfw your voice is so ugly that nobody wants to talk to you
>>29222422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogXfNFFobM
>>29222422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4lcfJRGSW
How would you approach a shy girl robots?
you don't
"""shy""" girls are the biggest whores
Here's how:______________________________You don't.
>now she ain't a shy bitch
>changed her name to my bitch
