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Well, /r9k/, I just got baited into typing a banned word into motherless and it turns out it was motherfucking cp. I have no VPN or IP blocker or anything else that would have saved me. the FBI is probably on their way in their black party van as we speak. See you boys in prison
>>29226402
maybe you'll use the time to take up a hobby
What was the word
>>29226402
Just tell the feds it was a joke, bro
My new nickname at work is creepy
I'm trying to act normal but it just isn't enough I guess
Creepy means you make people uncomfortable.
Pretending to act a certain way makes people uncomfortable.
The name they've given you is can be described as creepy? Or your nick name is literally "creepy"?
>>29226379
trying to act normal is creepy, its not normal if you have to try.
>Open femanon thread with 1 or 2 replies
>Declare the thread to be bait and suggest no one replies
>10 minutes later still no replies
>Watch as OP desperately tries to reply to his own bait and argue with himself
>Thread 404s
Good feels thread, what makes you happy?
>>29226316
This thread is bait and no one should reply to it
Holy shit dude that's some truly epic ruses XDDDDD
You're so cool you should make videos on how to avoid bait :D!!!!!!
>>29226316
you are a hero, please keep up the good work
Why do non virgin girls get mad at the fact guys prefer virgin females?
Same reasons robots get mad at the fact girls prefer chads
>>29226142
because it's one thing they can't change about themselves once it's gone, so they just declare that it's not important and if you want it you're a whatever
typical female behaviour
>>29226142
Pic related
Yes, original!
I am useless. I never finish anything. I don't even try. I know people who didn't finish college, but they at least did try very hard. I am to afraid to try anything new. Lately I think about suicide a lot.
>I never finish anything
>lately I think about suicide a lot
you gonna be a vegetable family member
Have you tried not being yourself? Change yourself completely.
>>29226042
Don't be like that.
i'm sure you have family/friends/a significant other who all love you and don't want you to die.
If not then i guess go ahead and kill yourself.
Sleep walk with me roach
dance the dance into the night!
let my voice kill the pain
LEAVE ME ALONE
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN I'M BROWSING THIS BOARD
EVERY TIME I COME HERE I SEE ONE OF YOUR THREADS
WHO ARE YOU
>>29226043
He is merely a puppet of mine. I'm the one behind the curtain.
>>29226076
ah the jokester arrives, quite a funny roach you are. I kill you last.
>>29226043
I am many and we are one
I have a 25$ amazon gift card. What do I buy?
A few books
>>29226017
A rope. The rest will come naturally
>>29226017
Get Bitcoin
What's your excuse for not getting laid tonight?
Can't afford a hooker
>>29225983
my own brand of slave morality called antinatalism
Getting laid tomorrow
any /bearded robots/ here?
i have always really liked beards, my dad has one, my grandad has one, my mum has one etc
however, i need some tips on how to urge beard growth, i dont get much hair under my chin but it seems to be okay everywhere else (front face of chin, lips, a bit lacking on the cheeks but slowly growing)
i am basically a 20 year old with the facial hair of a 16/17 year old and it makes me look like shit
any tips would be helpful, thanks
Workout more
Take cold showers
Drink whiskey
Eat pussy
>>29225976
Castor oil and work out. Working out helps beard and chest hair growth its scientifically proven.
>>29225976
I heard rubbing hot grease on the part where you want the hair to grow will work.
>tfw no mukoseki bf
>>29225939
haha these are getting more and more outlandish
>>29225939
Thanks, Doc.
I'm an unregistered resident.
>tfw no niggers tongue my anus bf
>Another night out at the pub with a group of friends
>Another night being the only single person there
>"Don't worry anon, you'll find your girlfriend soon! I think I saw that girl over there checking you out!" (She wasn't)
>All my friends seem so happy with their partners
>I am sitting there alone
>Last five? six? girls I have tried to talk to/get to know have rejected me "hehe I don't think of you like that"
>"Anon, once you find a girlfriend it's like the best thing ever! When you like a girl and she likes you back is the best feeling ever!"
Time to take my toaster into the bathtub
>friends
You picked the wrong board buckaroo.
>>29225898
Do it piche faggot
>>29225898
Hang in there man. I know that feel. I know it doesn't get any better but it's not worth it to kill yourself over it.
You're walking with your girlfriend when this guy teleports behind you.
"Nice girl, I'll take her." He laughs.
What do you do?
>>29225855
Reveal to him that my gf is a hologram
>>29225855
nothing, that's his girl now.
>>29225855
Run away in absolute fear, move to a new country, change my identity, and never go outside again.
ATTENTION NEWFAGS
Let's clear something up about the original definition of a robot. A robot is someone who feels no emotion.
Apathy is what defines a robot, not being emotional as fuck. You niggers need to get it in your heads that you are not true robots if you go around this board telling people they "aren't robots" because they don't have muh sadness.
Why did the definition change? When did people get the idea that a robot has emotions? Doesn't the word "robot" imply apathy by its definition?
>>29225763
lurk more you retard
>>29225799
Go make another depression general thread faggot. If you really had been here a long time, then you would know that being a robot originally meant being apathetic. Instead, you're being pathetic.
I believe robot is derived from the fact members here feel disconnected from normal human. They don't feel the same emotions. That may be in the form of apathey, extreme social rejection, anguish, social anxiety, or general lack of regular social skills.
I think the idea of policing who is a robot and who is not in kinda silly though. I think for someone to end up here, they have to be damaged in some way that causes them to be here, and not participating in regular social norms.
That's just my opinion though, I see where you're coming from though.
Go into your Youtube favorites/likes and post a video you favorited/liked from many years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpbp9GXOGU
Back when I used to play TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xprF-2lnGIA
Thai life insurance commercials
They get me everytime
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M
https://youtu.be/ndxs8sS2RyY
Why, I have no damn idea
>wake up
>see literally this
>she says "C'mon Johnny boy what are you afraid of?"
What do you do?
Punch her in the vagina
>>29225698
She looks too old for me anon, she's all used up.
Cut her clit off with a pair of scissors
