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TFW you realize you have descended from a long line of non-virgins and you will be the one who breaks the chain.
First time for everything xDxD
>tfw I already lost my virginity
>>29219535
That is absolutely the most devilish thing one could ever do
>ate an undercooked chicken breast last night
>tfw I've been puking and shitting my guts out all day
>>29219458
>ate an undercooked chicken breast last night
but why?
>>29219458
I literally eat raw beef and fish weekly and have never gotten sick. How are you having issues with undercooked chicken? I think you are lying.
>mom cooks steak
>too raw but eat it anyways
>been nauseous since
Daily reminder that people who dress like this are assholes.
>>29219420
Why is her leg thicker then her waist?
why is there light coming from his cock?
>>29219504
It's his white privilege radiating from his nutsack.
Daily reminder
even this fucking ABOMINATION think they're entitled to chad and society rewards them
don't even bother if you're less than a 7
>>29219400
Well the heads are those of about 5-6s themselves. Besides who wouldn't want to get a blowjob from a two-headed monster?
>>29219400
Lok'tar!
Da'boo
>>29219400
Is it considered cuckold if Right fucks their pussy even if she's dating left too?
You know, two guys, one pussy to creampie. Two girl heads controlling said pussy...
Prime rib cheesesteak & fries for dinner, how about you
>eating at a restaurant
>not alone
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm having pork chow mein, sesame chicken, and watermelon rum punch
>>29219378
>gut wrench with a side of heartattack for dinner
yikes tbqh
>Anon I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you that I was infertile please don't leave me Anon I love you I'm sorry that I kept it a secret I was afraid you would leave me because I'm broken and can't give you a family
wat do?
>>29219323
I want children so sadly we will have to go our separate ways
>>29219323
This wouldn't happen anymore. They have already gotten women successfully pregnant through womb transplants for infertile women. So this is really not a big deal and easily fixable.
My gf has cysts in her uterus, would that fuck up the chances of us having a kid if we ended up wanting one
>19yo
>no friends, family is unreliable
>early onset dementia, hashimoto disease
>ugly and fat
>no education
is there any hope?
>>29219320
get some education man
>>29219364
i couldn't remember anything if I tried
this is hell anon.
Yeah, death. What most of us are hoping for
>Look at how fat you've made me! I told you that if you fed me this much I'd gain weight. Now no guy will want me. Take responsibility and marry me!
How do you respond?
Giggle and stop screaming at my own reflection.
>>29219316
FPBP DESU FAMPAI
I got to feed this qt. I've asked her to marry me. I believe she will.
>lucky me
>tfw the pool video from this movie keeps me up at night but the lawnmower, hanging, throat slitting, and car fire don't even phase me
Why is this? It's not because of baghul refection either. Just the family being tied to sunchairs and drowned in a pool made me feel really scared.
>>29219229
I just found it fucking creepy as hell with satisfying scares. Instead of thinking it's a scary movie think of it as a good movie.
Well produced made purely from nonfiction but is so good it makes you consider its real.
All I could think of was how annoyingly dark the whole movie was. CAN'T SEE SHIT MY MAN.
When I was younger I was painfully scared of being carried alive. It won't happen but find a way to make your self feel safe if the thought comes on.
>wake up and read all the news about christinna grimmie death thing or w.e
>ok w.e ded normie she probably deserved moving on
>keep seeing it on the news
>ok....hmm she was a youtube hero ok w.e this will blow over though
>watching international news
>breaking news: christinna grim..
WTF
HOW FYCKING IMPORTANT IS THIS FUCKING YOUTUBER
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT AND SHE DIED IN A NO NAME TOWN IN FLORIDA WTF
THE FUCKING GADZILLION IS SERIOUSLY THIS MAD THEIR DAIRYQUEEN GOT TAKEN OUT? IT'S SO SERIOUS THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING NORMIEBOOK FOR LEAFS?
FFS SHE WAS just A YOUTUBER
She sells newspapers and keeps thousands of people watching television while they would otherwise be other more important shit
Believe it or not, but she actually went to my high school and grew up in the same town as me. She came into school one day and everyond took pictures with her. She was actually very nice. Im kinda surprised she died since it seems like it was just yesterday when everyone around was talking about her on the Voice.
I dont know why youre surprised people are talking about her on the same day she was killed. I know she wasnt huge but she was murdered in cold blood. Of course people are going to be interested.
>>29219249
people are dying every single second every day
name one fucking reason she needs to be on internation broadcastings news networks
time to go on omegle robots
use the r9k tag
pic related, if you see this guy he's your dear op
>tfw noone is interested in friendly casual conversation, just roastiehunting and stupid banterAnyways, shoutout to gay swedebro and armybro.
>>29219690
dont u dare ever talk to me like that again
>>29219108
>posting yourself in the OP
off to /soc/ fatty
>standing around naked, condom on, slowly jerking yourself off to keep hard
>every other guy there has a girl
>you realize there's no more girls and you're the one guy left out
>walk around hoping one of the girls will at least grab your dick or blow you, or something
>it doesn't happen
>hope one of the guys finishes so you can get a turn, or try and sneak in when they're switching between girls
>it doesn't happen
>put my clothes back on and leave, I don't think anyone even noticed I was there
>was confirmed the next day when the guy who invited me over (who was one of the guys having sex btw) asked why I didn't show up, that I missed everything
>wanted to both kill him and die myself right there
>haven't been invited back
Im not sure how this makes me feel.
At least you got invited.
>>29219105
You are such a pathetic cuck.
A slut party and the cuck nervously waits for permission to just ram his dick into some dumb cunt's mouth..
kys now.
>Falling in love with a girl I have never even met
>stalk her on VK and Instagram
>don't even live on the same continent as her
>even considering just messaging her and trying to strike up a conversation
>realize that doing so would probably just make her hate me
>considering it anyway
I only first saw a picture of her here a couple weeks ago, but now I managed to find her VK and have pictures of her from it, and it is driving me crazy now. I hate this. If I tell my psychologist this week, they will just tell me I am a nut, but I really am in-love.
Pic very related.
She's very Kawaii anon
Don't blame you, she is a qt3.14
>>29219066
Probably just lust. Beware, she has many like you before and she is prepared. She also has anton her bf.
One more day of freedom left, wagecuck. Better work hard on your chores and working on your legacy tomorrow. Otherwise, you'll have to wait another 5 days.
>tfw I have to spend the weekend cleaning my disgusting house because my landlord is coming over
>>29219061
Boy, Neetfrog, you sure have small, weak arms. Guess that's what happens when you live in front of a computer screen all day every day, huh?
I wish I could still enjoy being neet but the ride is over for me. Home life has become a nightmare and I have to find a way out now. It's slavery or my sanity at this point.
Daddy? If you hate woman then how do I exist?
>>29219053
You know darling, daddy and daddy tyrone loved each other a lot so we raped a broad and you were born. We disposed of the corpse since she's no longer needed.
>>29219166
So what are you gay
Get out of my house you nigger
