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Is this a catfish?
Probably a bot. Even if it wasn't it's not like you're gonna pull anyway
Its a uglyfish
>>29221121
She told me to get on skype
watching taxi driver, get the fuck in here https://rabb.it/fritoStudy
>>29221058
bump for the CRISPY GODDDDDEESSSS
>>29221058
broke link
>>29221158
works for us
>27
>own home
>own car
>work part time at cinema to pay bills/food
>eat the same breakfast, lunch and dinner every day
>have no friends or family
>do nothing
>have no real dreams or aspirations
I won the lottery a short while back and it enabled the house buy but not much else. I don't know what I'm doing.
>>29221040
how much $$$ ugot goy- I mean friend?
>>29221040
why did you buy a house without having a guaranteed job in the area and no future plans?
Also how much money did you win?
and why do you whine you faggot? You have more than enough to do great in life. Fuck you.
>>29221135
I have around 20k left. I won just over 200k.
>>29221169
I was living in council flats in a shit area so I wanted to get out. Why would you need a job/plans to move into a house?
I'm not really whining, just feeling.
Asked my gf to rate me. Never thought I was the worst looking guy. Get like 6-8 on /soc/. She says "you're like an 8, but if you work out, you'll be a 9 or 10". I was a bit angry because I wanted to know what was bringing me down. It was surprising because she seemed to have a high opinion of me before, but now I'm thinking she doesn't like how I look or some shit.
I asked her what was average on her scale, and she said 7.. I was thought that was kinda retarded and asked her why, and she kept rating a bunch of guys I thought were ugly as 6s. She told me only guys like Zac Efron and Adam Levine are 10 to her.
I think she's like a 5 or 6 without make up on. She likes me and even tho I'm always fighting with her about shit (i make her cry a lot) she still comes back to me. I just hate when she fucks with my ego sometimes... like she will look at another guy while we are driving in the car, or she tells me how hot her favorite actor singer. I asked her what she thought a 9 was, and she basically told me I was less attractive than some famous DJ (who is like a 7.5 in my book). I felt like slapping her shit. Then she's always on her phone sometimes while I just sit there confused. I even told her straight up that I think I am better looking than her, and she gets mad and says she doesn't think so. She tells me to go find a girl who I am a 10 if that makes me happy.
what am I doing wrong?
either you're gf is kind of low on the intelligence level or she's a vapid cunt. cool your emotions you're letting this woman fuck with your head you fucking pussy, live your life like she says
Have you tried not dating a 13 year old?
>>29221031
Why would you be even remotely angry that she said you were an 8? You're above average to her,normie
Femanon this is failed normie speaking to you. I have to ask you and for you to be honest. Why do some women lie about getting raped. Fake femanons will be easy to detect.
look at those big milky white jugs
attention
easy money
no one will try to prove you're lying because that's sexist
The ones that tacitly lie usually start out just regretting sex, then other women convince them they were raped.
I've seen this happen.
I didn't intervene because I didn't like the men being framed.
I got invited to a party tonight by some miracle and I have absolutely no idea what to do or how to pick up girls. Any tips so I don't die alone and resign myself to this board forever?
>>29220984
>implying any of us have ever been invited to a party
bye norman
>>29221030
I bet someone here has at some point.
I've never had a gf, kiss, friendship with a girl, or sex so I'm far from norman.
Get drunk or talk to drunk girls only, but don't be a dick with them. Then, wake up without your virginity
ritsuko>rei>>>misato>>>>>asuka
What is the meanest thing someone else has ever done to you?
>tfw no femdom gf
I don't even want to do the whole whips and chains stuff (although that would be fun)
I just want a girl to be in charge of me and tell me what to do.
>>29220955
Rei > Misato > Ritsuko >>>>>> Asuka
>>29221460
I dated a borderline girl who emotionally abused the shit out of me. Made me want to kill myself.
Not a single star visible tonight, how's everyones evening going?
MFW my dad makes me go for a run because I worked all day and just wanted to play vidia
p nice man
why are you even going outside? what are you, gay?
How's your night going anon?
>>29220871
I should be doing work, but instead I'm browsing Plenty of Fish and r9k like a useless piece of shit.
>>29220902
Relax anon, you've got all the time I'm the world.
Try burning some scented candles.
>>29221035
Where is that? Looks pleasant.
I technically have 3 days but I also have some things I need to read in addition to the work I need to submit, before Wednesday when I meet with my advisor (student here).
I actually went through a phase a year ago where I purchased every single candle in Yankee Candle. I favor the ones based on concepts rather than concrete objects for some reason.
Whats it like having a sister?
Sometimes I wonder if a girl my age was around so often I'd never develop autistic traits thus functional. Thoughts on that?
My sister is ten years and a day older than me. Guess my parents really liked banging during the christmas holidays.
I feel maybe if she was younger and we attended school together I wouldn't have ended up like this.
I have a twin sister and it's great, we get along well and are always together, even still into our 20s.
>>29220804
I have a good relationship with my sister and I feel like I'd be a lot worse off if we didn't grow up together. She's probably the reason that I'm a cyborg and not totally robot-tier autistic around girls.
>people call me "KenTry"
>you know why they call me KenTry?
>cause I always try
What did he mean by this, right here?
>>29220836
People at this work try to help him out of his depression. I guess it's working, he has a date with a new employee. Hopefully things will turn out well
who is his date? Pics?
I just got off the phone with my grandmother.
I know that it was the last time I'll talk to her. I can't be there on her deathbed. It was too short notice and too far away.
She couldn't talk, so it was up to me to say something profound. I doubt I did, and I doubt I'll be able to forgive myself for the impromptu incoherent mess that just happened.
I just kept telling her I love her. How we all love her. How beautiful she is. I told her how well I was doing in school. How I got signed to a major label and my music career was really going places. How much I loved visiting their house from overseas and I reminded her of the shit my brother and I used to pull.
They had to take the phone away due to complications in the middle of my speech and I heard her faintly crying on the other end. I know I'll never get that sound out of my head.
I'm just typing away hoping to find an answer to how dreadful this pain is.
This isn't happening.
Somebody post something super uplifting for me to listen to. I can't take this.
>>29220781
My brother got hit by a car last week and we all thought he was going to die and he pulled through and is now out of the coma he was in and is going to make it through if that helps
>>29220846
She's very old, she can't talk, and she can't move at all. She's in so much pain. I don't see this going on much longer.
>>29221083
All you can do is just know that she loves you and that her time is up, is gonna suck for a while but eventually you'll be ok again
what's your opinion on nudism ?
have you ever tryed ?
I think it's okay desu.
Degeneracy
2120
>>29220750
I go to nude beaches occasionally. Swimming naked is really nice. No one wears swim trunks for comfort.
>have long hair
>get it cut at a barbershop
>come home
>family fucking throws me to the floor and practically rapes me congratulating me on the haircut
Cant wait til i go to work monday, get to live it again, love it when normies tell my 300 pound ass my hair looks good
>>29220736
>hair are a bit longer than they should
>time for a haircut
>after 2 months of delay I get a haircut (yesterday)
>shitty barber
>slow day
>one of his friends is in the shop
>they're chatting
>he start cutting
>looks at me once every 30 seconds
>shitty haircut
>missed a fucking spot on the neck
>waste of money
not sure how I should feel. I did need a haircut, but this asshole didn't exactly make it worthwhile.
>>29220736
>300 pounds
dude...
>>29220736
>haven't had a haircut in 4 years
I've probably saved like a thousand dollars. Getting your hair circumcised in a normie scam.
What is the thickness of tape measure metal?
I've been trying to find it
>>/diy/
Original
>>29220722
>go to store
>buy micrometer
>measure the tape
>???
>return micrometer because it's readings are inaccurate
>hyperventilate into a brown paper bag from the stress of returning it
>scream in joy when you are back in your hermit cave for being so courageous.
6 or 7, it could even be 8, but not 9
