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Friend and I are playing League of Legends whilst drunk at his fiance house. Hes Master, and I'm Plat 1. He usually tells me shit, but I always counter with facts from pros. I carry him in a norm, he gets mad, starts throws a tantrum. Starts calling me names, tells me how he really feels, he says he hates me and never understood why we were friends. Don't say a word, shocked his this much of a cunt.
His fiance comes back from work, apologizes, says that for some reason after his proposed to her he drinks a lot. He passes out on the couch, we move him to their bedroom. I go back to living room, ask her for a sheet to sleep with. I take off my shirt, she gives me a sheet, but hesitates. Her hand touches mine, then she slides her hand down my chest to my pants. We have sex, with no rubber.
It's morning and we're still on the couch snuggled with each other. Wake her up, kiss her. Tell her it was fun. She goes to their bedroom and goes to sleep there. I let myself out.
4 weeks pass, distant contact from mate. His fiance contacts me, says shes preggers. Says shes keeping it.
1 year later the kids out, they're married, he still has no idea its mine.
I'm now challenger, he's demoted to gold 2.
Last night, new years eve, she asked for a booty call. I told her I was busy with someone else. Told her I'd see her tomorrow night, being tonight.
Am I the worst person?
Surely the code doesn't stand, hes not a bro anymore, and hes the one who made it so.
Nobody cares, fucking normie. Fuck off now.
You play assfaggots, yes your a cunt
>>25388332
Yes you're a cunt and this >>25388482
doesn't help
What concrete things are you planning on doing differently in 2016 to improve your life?
I already know that I won't do anything so I'm not gonna even think about it.
I'll be doing more of the same, only work harder at it.
I should have a job by February/March.
That's about it.
It's almost currentyear and normies still dominate. What happened to the beta uprising? You guys got so lazy.
We had to charge our batteries.
>>25388163
2016 YEAR OF THE BETAS YES
Just a reminder that mass shootings and "beta" uprising heroes like Eliot or Holmes are FAILED NORMIES not ROBOTS not BETAS just normies with an axe to grind.
>tfw 0 steam friends
>>25388037
where do you live friend? And what's yur type of games?
>tfw all online friends off to parties
I guess I'm the only completely friendless loser
>>25388068
Louisiana and poorfag so not a lot of games
If I get diagnosed with depression will they make my life easier?
Or put me on drugs that make me happy?
I've got no other options
>>25387922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oKWQiEWYs
try it
>>25387922
No, it will make your life even worse. You'll most likely end up in a mental hospital for a couple of years. It's not worth it.
It's different for everybody, for me it was shit. Got put on citalopram which made my depression worse and fucked up my sleeping pattern. Then I stopped taking it and now my parents are badgering me to go and get more SSRIs.
Which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>25387897
this makes me so stressed out
>>25387897
He was obviously having a panic attack, the other passengers should have calmed him down.
So it's okay to whip out a gun on a subway?
What the fuck?
Who /cityofcucks/ here?
in a world where everyone is blind the one eyed man is king
>>25387754
damn...
I'm only adding this last sentence for originality
st clair and dufferin reporting in
only everybody south of bloor and north of lawrence is cucked. don't include all the hard working/retire euros.
Who /wastedpotential/ here?
>>25387680
A grade student at 'high school'
23 year old NEET for 1 year, applied for 3 jobs in that time
>>25387680
>tfw took 10 AP classes in HS
>tfw top grades in my class
>tfw had a girl who liked me
>tfw ended up being a NEET kvh
Here. It's crippling.
>passable looks
>not too stupid
>great family
>had friends
>had chances for GFs
>great health
>interesting life
And still I'm here, a KVH with nothing to show for.
What was your first computer, robots?
Mine was a Macintosh 128K, that my parents bought in 1984 before I was born. I started to use it in 1991 when I was about 5 or 6. But by then it was quite dated so it became "mine" and my parents moved on to something newer. I didn't really use it much though.
It was a big Gateway computer we bought in the mid-late 90s (97 maybe?) I always remember the CRT was almost the size of a TV, it was so goddamn big and bulky
>3513 BYTES FREE
My dad got one of these in 1982 for a university programming class. I was 4. I learned to put in the programs from the book.
Some 90s macintosh, it had a color screen though.
>tfw you find out your crush is going to the same New Years Eve party as you
Tonight is the night I make him mine
>going to a party
>fembot
Thankfully this thread will get pruned before 50 posts
>>25387583
>anime
blox1
>>25387557
i hope your crush tells you that he's not a faggot
What's a good age to an hero
Pic unrelated
any age, really
Why aren't tops that hot anymore?
>>25387547
Why is she dressed like that on a children's program?
What's keeping you from killing yourself right now, /r9k/?
I'm not saying you SHOULD be killing yourselves. I'm legitimately asking you to tell me your reasons for living.
My dream is to become a filmmaker. If I end up in a desk job by the time I'm 35, I'll probably end my life.
>>25387467
Because I have no reasons to kill myself yet, pretty simple senpai.
>>25387467
Killing yourself because you didn't succeed is like surrendering then saying "gg no re" you weak faggot
>>25387507
I don't really see myself bothering to try anymore if I haven't done shit before I'm middle aged.
Its motivation for me, really.
Normies are stuck in a massive skyscraper fire. Thousands confirmed dead. And more to come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGlBamd5U3E
why does this make you smile?
>>25387395
Yes.
Kuffar think they can shit up our lands, this is what they deserve
>>25387395
Roasted roasties
wtf. does dubai not have fire fighters?
>there are people browsing /r9k/ right now who aren't wearing a skirt
shaking my head, relative.
>>25387387
best trap desu, looks better than 99% of girls, would take her home for dinner
>>25388159
i would eat her dick for dinner, if you get my meaning
>>25388159
>trap
No that's not.
World war 3 will start in 2016. I hope you're prepared.
>>25387366
lol the blue countries will dominate
>>25387366
Why is Turkey not NATO pls
BLUE TEAM!
