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I can eat a liter of ice cream because I love myself
I love myself you faggots
I think I shall follow suit
>>25394187
I can eat six jelly donuts because I deserve it
Is it possible to get a mail order bride who plays ffxiv
Serious question
Haven't seen you in a while. Thought you killed yourself. Just talk to grills who you meet on FFXIV, I did.
>>25394240
Except I don't meet any who aren't married
lets get this out the way
What does it all mean?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not dank.
IDK im still figuring it out..
if the illusion is strong enough there is no distinction between perception and reality
Very original and originality prevails at all times,
>Muh OCD xDD I'm a special snowflake look at me with special powers some th ING special will happen to me where I live happy ever after xDD
>>25394234
The way you type makes me pissed.
Literally meme: the disorder
JUST
FUCKING
END IT
ALREADY
We must be in the same timezone bro, are you watching The New Years Rockin Eve B.S. (with Ryan Seacrest)?
What's your resolution? Mine is to drop 50 lbs and get laid.
You've got the power, friend. This anon hung himself with his own belt while alone in his hotel room. Relevant pic.
It's up to you, famalam.
>>25394090
negative nancy pls go
>mom died on January 1st last year
>normies are outside setting off fireworks like they're celebrating her death
Congrats anon! Are you celebrating too?
>>25393893
I'm actually celebrating her death. lol.
>>25393893
Contrary to popular belief, nobody gives a shit about you or your dead cunt mom.
who here /addicted to gambling/
how do i stop dear robots
>>25393856
Just stop... Don't relapse and eventually your brain will adjust
What do you gamble on anon?
I play alot of scratchers even though im broke. Its like yhe scummiest form of gambling but atleast theres very little social interaction involved unlike most other gambling.
>>25393856
Pick up a new addiction. Preferably one that is healthier.
Read the power of Habit by Charles Duhigg.
Changed my life. sorta. I dont know why I am posting here.
Who /high/ here ?
>>25393841
Mary Jane reporting for duty.
[Spoiler]minecraft is a game where you play with BLOX BLOX BLOX[/spoiler]
>>25393841
I remember being high and the euphoria that comes along with it. It was a much simpler time.
Getting high now just makes me extremely paranoid.
>>25393841
>who /degenerate/ here
fixed
>Chatting with QT
>Going really well
>Her bf goes online
>Stops responding
FUCK
What the fuck are you expecting if she has a boyfriend you stupid faggot?
>>25393828
you're a cuck senpai
>>25393914
>>25393947
I have reverse cuck fetish.
Unlike you I literally want to take a gf from someone. Call me a fucker I dont care.
>be loser with no friends
>meet depressed shut in qt
>get friendzoned
>"hey anon lets see a movie together"
>ah shit well I ain't paying for
>finish movie
>qt kisses me
>start dating qt see her everyday
>finally hold hands and kiss a girl
I hope this works out. If she leaves then I won't know what to do.
We've been talking for a few months I'm trying not to like her or care about and be "alpha" but I'm just stumbling up liking her more and more.
Finally started looking out to myself better too. Just can't wait to spend every second with her.
All I did was just bee myself too. Best Xmas gift ever a qt girl.
Congrats. Now, get out.
>>25393846
This. You're a normie now. Good for you.
You don't belong on this board anymore.
>>25393820
gtfo normie mf
>Tfw I've chosen to be alone this New Years.
>>25393678
Same senpai, just opted for a cozy night of fucking my gf instead
its always my choice
>>25393710
lmao fucking normalfag
>start sliding into fapping to traps again
>high test always pulls me from the clutches of faggotry
Thank you htam!
My penis is too small for high test tbqh.
>>25393673
>wanking to girls with high levels of testosterone
>wanking to traps
i dunno what's worse OP, but one thing's for sure, you're still a massive faggot.
>>25393673
God damn, finally some "high test" meme which is good
poo poo pee pee thread
spurdo sparde thred yeb>!:DDDDD
this is an interesting pepe.
Thread of the year 2bh. Mods pls sticky.
Thousands of litters of cum at going to be releases in various holes of a shit ton of sluts tonight while you shitpost on 4chin
>>25393515
yeah think of all the vectors for ghonerrrrea, syphilis, herp, chlymadia, and crabs
those hookers getting beat up tonight by their pimps or ripped off by their customers
how bout those unplanned pregnancies heading toward abortions or unwanted children
I don't have an image to convey such disgust
women are disgusting.
This comment will never be repeated, ever.
Normies care, /r9k/. Are you going to accept their invitation to go out and party tonight, you sad niggas?
>Normies care, /r9k/.
Not about me
>Are you going to accept their invitation
I didn't get one
ugh
no
I don't even feel like going to church this year, it'll be too crowded
> "There's a sad nigga out somewhere out there"
> Picture is a bunch of white dudes
