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Are teetoddlers the most cucked human beings in existence? Seriously, I think everyone I've ever known who was still a virgin past age 20 didn't drink out of principle. Is it a sour grapes thing? Do you see other people having fun and then decide to not do it out of spite?
>>25396859
nah, not everyone is a degenerate normiefaggot like you.
Enjoy getting literally cucked because your gf got drunk and slipped on Chad's cock and then have her deflect blame because "I was drunk lol"
Why do people think you can only have when getting shitfaced, Because they're probably boring and the one who's actually getting cucked by the malted jew.
I don't drink because of medical problems. At least a third of abstainers probably fall in the same camp, too. Don't make guarded assumptions about a group of people who in all likelihood are not judging you.
Alright you lonely robot bastards, spending new years eve alone isn't easy for some of you, but we'll get through it together. Grab a drink, tell me how you're spending the evening. What's your plans for 2016? Any resolutions?
>>25396526
Frog and the feels thread?
>>25396567
nope, but I got a liquor cabinet here stocked and I'm feeling generous. How's your night going buddy?
>>25396650
Sucks honestly my man. Had a terrible drug problem in the past so now I have to abstain from all mood altering substances besides coffee and the occasional nicotine. Sitting alone in an empty house browsing 4chan is not how I planned on spending my new years.
Who would you choose, /r9k/?
Tifa (left). Virgin. Sexually and romantically in experienced. Somewhat unsure of herself. Only interested in basic foreplay and missionary sex. Loves you deeply and will devote herself completely to you. Will not tolerate your cheating. Will not lie to you or do anything to hurt you emotionally or physically. Unable to bear your children due to an injury from her youth. Physically and emotionally strong. Can cook, clean and is willing to raise orphans and even your surrogate children as her own.
Yuffie (middle). Virgin. Sexually and romantically inexperienced. Self-confident. Eager for new experiences, including sexual ones. Will try anything at least once. Yuffie will open herself to you if you put in the time. May tease or playfully mess with you from time to time. Will not betray you. Willing to tolerate your cheating if you allow for an open relationship for you both. Physically strong but emotionally weak. Cannot cook, clean and has no material instincts. No immediate interest in children.
Aeris (right). Not a virgin. Former prostitute. Sexually experienced. Will do whatever you want sexually. Willing to open herself up emotionally, physically and spiritually from the start. Will never lie to you unless it would hurt you to know the truth. Will never intentionally do anything to hurt you. Will not tolerate cheating. Motherly personality. Can do most household tasks and loves children. Still hung up on her former super soldier boyfriend. Willing to put the greater good over all else.
Tifa (left)
>>25396411
I don't agree about the personality assessments. But given the ones you wrote, Aerith - basically, if a girl wasn't kinky if she was with me she'd need to have an experienced prostitute's sexuality in order to satisfy me.
Yes, I wrote Aerith reflexively, fuck you. I'm drunk.
>>25396505
I think it was fairly accurate...?
Why do childhood sexual abuse victims blame themselves for what happened?
Because it's all their fault.
Most rape victims have massive shame because they enjoyed the experience to some degree.
Are there any stories about people who had childhood sex with adults and liked it?
Some of these hot teachers fucking their 13 year olds must have good stories. I know Mary Kay Letourneau married her student, who else?
>on bus station on my way home after drinking with my equally loser friends
>only me and a girl, seeminly half passed out from alcohol
>she starts mumbling and soon throws up all over herself
>ask her if she's okay but can't contact her
>bus comes
>tell her the bus is coming and that she must get into it or she will freeze (it's -5 C)
>still no contact
>ditch the bus and remain to help her
>finally get some contact with her but she is clearly too drunk to function and I decide to call for help
>call 112 and wait until they're there, making sure they take care of her
>she is brought to the hospital
>it was the last bus so I have to walk home for 30 minutes in the cold
I feel like a fucking beta. This cunt would've probably ignored me if I approached her in a bar and maybe even laughed in my face yet I saved her.
>>25395977
hey op.
this is a good post.
Happy New Years!!
yeah you are a cuck
next time, remember that you don't HAVE to do ANYTHING for ANYONE
>>25395977
>called 112
wow great I bet she enjoys the bill
ITT: Your biggest regret in 2015.
>>25395125
Loving her
>>25395125
Becoming a wagecuck
Not realizing my potential earlier.
Why do white females look like shit in their late teens?
You can kinda see she was more self confident when she was 14
>>25395107
she looks fine you are just a racist misogynist.
because 14 is unrionically when a woman is most attractive
>be a 4/10 man
>4/10 women want 7/10+ men
>>25395084
and they get them. top kek desu
Reminder that men rate most women around 7/10, while women rate most men around 3/10
To be fair, you probably want a 7/10 woman too. Have you seen what a 4/10 probably looks like?
So is wincest a real thing that happens to attractive people? Does it actually mess them up or is it just another adventure?
>>25394928
sometimes
OCpost100%
>>25394928
I'm sorry OP, but you can't get away with posting that gif and not giving a sauce
>>25394980
http://www.imagefap.com/profile/bullyingyourmom
It's in one of this user's galleries (22-26, I haven't looked below that yet). I have no source for the video
Anyone else going to kill themselves this new years? I don't know how to be happy so I'm just giving up. At a party I'm invited to and I'm not feeling it, I'm just sitting silently listening to the lives everyone else have, watching the bonds they have, knowing I'll never feel the way they feel. I gave life a try and now I give up. Oh well
Why don't you like life? :(
>>25394878
post stream
I don't believe you when you say you're at a party
But maybe you should just sort of start doing your own thing?
Start working out?
Start having a hobby?
Start traveling?
Start a new job?
There's a lot more to life than complacent relationships you know faggot.
There's an entire world of 7 billion people and millions of occupations and things to do and you choose to be a little bitch about everything lol
Get a life. Imagine if you were in high school and you couldn't do any of that stuff, even if you wanted to!
If you take Adderall for ADHD tell me what your experience on it.
>>25393908
Not adderall but the first time I took Concerta (e.g. methylphenidate, Ritalin) it was like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX4-783qUlE
>>25393975
Attendum: it's still like this, many years later.
>>25393908
>Take 5mg
>I start feeling euphoric, motivated to do stuff
>Music is amazing
>I am lauhging like a fucker
>I want to do exercise
>I need to clean my fucking room
>I can do any boring task
>It is going away now
>I become sedated
>I need to pee
>I feel my throat dry
>No hunger
>No motivation
>No energy
happy new year, /britfeel/ edition
>it's the new year since 1 hour
why does time fly so fast
>>25392396
GET THE FUCK OUT EUROTRASH
WRONG IMAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT'S 2016 NOW
FRESH BOARD
REEEEEEEE NO NORMIES OR PAKIS FOR 2016
ITT write a letter to someone that might read it.
Let it out, anon.
>>25391991
I'm tired of obsessing over you. I love you so much but you just don't care. What happened? I know I'm irrelevant to you and I've tried to cut ties but I stick to you like glue. I want you to love me back so badly. I can't go a single day without thinking about you. When I'm waking up, going to bed, trying to study, watching TV, all I can thinking about is YOU. But I know that I never come across in your mind and you've moved on.
C,
I dont know why you became a bitch after everything. Guess youre still stubborn.
In a world of endless space, time and an infinite amount of parallell universes, Why bother?
What king of guy do fembots like?
>robot
>female
Chad and Tyrone.
blaxxx
>>25391633
The littlest king of course.
who /destinedforgreatness/ here
Maybe I'm delusional, but I feel that I am meant to do something extraordinary. I just see myself as too much for this planet, something out there is calling me but I don't know what.
>>25390475
You watched too many movies mate
>have the feeling I need to invent something before I die
>stop talking to friends because they dont understand what lifes about
>stop playing vidya, destroy gaming rig
>ive been alone for the past 2 years and havent made any progress in my life
>no friends and too socially fucked to get new ones
>>25390591
now that I think of it I probably underwent psychosis but Im kinda enjoying living in my self induced fantasy land
