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anyone wanna stay with me to new years in ca
2016 sucks
just a heads up
Las Vegas robot here. 2 minutes.
Alhambra checking in.
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT NORMIEShave a nice rest
im not doing it till someone replies
>>25403018
I'll reply. So are you killing yourself?
>>25403018
Will I be seeing you on the news later?
did you fap on new years eve?
Just got it done
I was literally beating my dick to futa animegirls as the clock rolled over to the 1st.
>>25402387
Yes. I fapped a couple of times. I was getting ready for nofap 2016.
oh god i want to fap but im doing nofap 2016 what do?
>>25402386
try your best anon-kun
Do as many pushups as you can right now
just fap faggot
>tfw want to smoke really bad but can't because i'm too autistic to go about asking the kids in my school for it
>>25402341
>Childhood friend who turned into a stoner and used to get me weed moved overseas
>Tfw too autistic to find new dealer
At least you haven't tasted it, I was so accostumed to smoke a joint every weekend that I started to smoke normal cigarretes to fill the void, but they don't do the trick.
>>25402479
>at least you haven't tasted it
the problem is that i have multiple times with old friends, i'm stuck in a similar position
gl anon
mfw when you're a drug addicted sack of shit
>new years night
>lonely, awkward, hungry
>go to mcdonalds
>line is full of drunk/stoned people
>try to pull up to speaker to order
>cut about 20 feet short by person in front
>basketball american voice comes out of the speaker
>"hi can I take your order?"
>shit it's too far away what do I do
>decide fuck it
>"do you have chicken tenders?"
>"hello, can i take your order?"
>i repeat, this time yelling
>"no"
>sit in silence for a moment
>pull up a bit further, stammer out something about chicken nuggets
>10 chicken nuggets pops up on screen
>"is that alright?"
>sit there in silence
>"is that alright?"
>"y-yeah"
>basketball american is clearly upset
>pay for food
>wait 10 minutes for food
>receive food
>get receipt, go online and file a report about the service
I understand that the basketball americans that work there were upset because they couldn't do normie on new years, but I guess it's their fault for dropping out of high school.
Basketball Americans in the workplace thread
*clears throat*
HOL UP
>>25402142
>basketball americans
what the fuck is that
>Some sassy nigger sheboon fucked up my Chik-fil-a order
God damn cunt.
Give in after a week of not trying to message a qt I'm crushing on.
...
>I'm just curious anon...you didn't talk to me at all for a week and now all of a sudden you want to talk.
I tried to last longer than a week, but after a while I just gave in. lol
....
>Well I'm giving you the opportunity to last longer. Have a happy New Year! I hope you have a wonderful life filled with nothing but happiness!
I didn't mean it like that...It felt like you didnt want me to reach out to you.
>Thank you for assuming, but now you know. I don't want to talk to you.
You stopped talking to blahblahblah and you said it was because you didn't have a reason to talk to him.
I didn't think you liked getting "Hows your day" type messages.
>I can't believe you would even compare the two situations, he's a horrible person.
>I know what he's really like, I won't ever talk to him because I know what he's really like.
>And now I know what you're really like to me.
Oneitis(Typo in name) I really like you, I was afraid of seeming invasive I didn't want to ruin this by overmessaging you.
>You don't even know how to spell my name.
Yes I'm horrible at expressing all of this because I've never felt this way about anyone before...and yes I tend to include extra S's in names sometimes...but when I say that you're incredibly special to me I do mean it.
>I'm not special.
You're so ridiculously pretty to me and thats still the least intersting thing about you.
>I'm not special, I'm not anything, no ones ever cared about me, I'm nothing.
Can I call you?
>No. Leave me alone.
...
What the hell, this was seriously the first time I've ever had strong feelings for a girl. What could I have done differently...Is this still fixable?
You're a faggot. Haven't you learned by now?
>>25402022
Care to elaborate my man?
>>25401989
1. Are you over the age of 18?
2. She seems like a retard. I'm assuming you got attached because she is the only one who gave you the time of day. There will be more. Dont stress out over one
3. She sounds like a roastie
4. Tfw this is not only directed at you, but also at me because a similar situation is currently happening to me. Fuck.
>actually get a match on Tinder
>message her
>get a message back
>reply
>nothing
Shocked I got that far, really.
Baby steps my man
You're gonna make it
>miracle occurs, girl messages you first on tinder
>so boring that she stops responding after a couple of messages
JUST
I met my girlfriend on tinder. There is hope, man.
Female genital mutilation (including female genital pin-pricking) was banned in the US circa 1996. Two decades ago.
Was 20 years of discrimination enough?
noget fucked
>>25401921
Sorry roastie, but we'll be fucking you with our cut dicks. :^)
Get over it pussies, cut dicks look better anyway.
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY
Masturbate anon
>>25401878
The year of the nofap begins
>>25401857
Hello Sam
>muted for 34 seconds
There is no relationship more pure and more special than a boy and his gram gram
>loves you for you, possibly even more than your parents
>will never betray you
>always feeds you
>comes from a time when women were traditional so she is as well
No feeling like playing at gram grams house til dark then having her fix you a feast and eat it while she rubs the back of your head. That feeling comes back even now when you're in your 20's and she still does it. That feeling when as kid the parents made you go sleep on holidays and banned certain things but grandma always let you stay up. That feel when now you're a big strong man but to grandma you're still her "precious little man". She isnt a dumb feminist or vapid whore, she pure and sweet and traditional.
This is for appreciating good grandmas. If you had a shit grandma well I feel sorry you couldnt experience one of the best relationships a boy could have
Dldude dont fu kin do this too me. Im too drunkt eo rwzpjrespond normally and i fuckin miss.my grandma
She passed whem i wss only 14. But she fuckin believed in me unlike my mom. She said i could go far 8f istayed courageous and never denie a challenge, even if i were to lose.
I miss my grandma. She barely spoke engkish, but she knew how tk connect to people. She wasnt educated but she fucking new what life was. I miss her...
who /shitgrandma/ here?
>a shit grandma
>even the "loser" anime emo theatre kids wouldnt hang out with you in high school
I would just stand around on the edge of the courtyard at break staring vacantly at all the people hanging out.
Who else was such a social outcast that not even designated loser nerd cliques would take them in?
>>25401730
Me.
All of those high school people, I can't remember any of their names, and I'm sure they can't remember mine. Not one.
>>25401730
My senior year I switched schools and couldn't make any friends I would spend my lunch in the hallway sitting on a bench alone.
>>25401850
It was the same in college and grad school.
I think I had a friend in elementary school, I don't know if he'd count me as one though.
Wahhh I want sex wahhhh nothing is more important to me wahhhh!!
>>25401697
wahhh i want a guy who likes me for my personality wahhhhhhh
feeling toastie, roastie?
>>25401697
The fact that women think this just proves how brainless and conceded they really are. Sure, it has nothing to do with the fact that there isn't a single woman on this planet who will accept for for who I am, over shit I have no control over. Nope, I'm made because some two-bit whore decided she didn't want to open her legs for me
>>25401697
I actually would prefer a woman who loved me and wanted to lie in bed together cuddling and talking about life.
But so many women want a big sexy man to "dominate" them or whatever disgusting bullshit.
Well this is it robots. At midnight I kill myself. Its been a good ride :)
>>25401476
> new year no me
KEK
>>25401476
goodbye anonymous 4chan shitposter
>>25401476
nobody cares this is like the 10th fucking thread livestream or gtfo
is this the year you finally lose your virginity /r9k/?
>>25401343
no probably not
originalbloxx
I hope. 31 this year.
yep its it!! woohoooo!!
