anyone wanna stay with me to new years in ca
2016 sucks
just a heads up
Las Vegas robot here. 2 minutes.
Alhambra checking in.
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT NORMIEShave a nice rest
im not doing it till someone replies
>>25403018
I'll reply. So are you killing yourself?
>>25403018
Will I be seeing you on the news later?
did you fap on new years eve?
Just got it done
I was literally beating my dick to futa animegirls as the clock rolled over to the 1st.
>>25402387
Yes. I fapped a couple of times. I was getting ready for nofap 2016.
oh god i want to fap but im doing nofap 2016 what do?
>>25402386
try your best anon-kun
Do as many pushups as you can right now
just fap faggot
>tfw want to smoke really bad but can't because i'm too autistic to go about asking the kids in my school for it
>>25402341
>Childhood friend who turned into a stoner and used to get me weed moved overseas
>Tfw too autistic to find new dealer
At least you haven't tasted it, I was so accostumed to smoke a joint every weekend that I started to smoke normal cigarretes to fill the void, but they don't do the trick.
>>25402479
>at least you haven't tasted it
the problem is that i have multiple times with old friends, i'm stuck in a similar position
gl anon
mfw when you're a drug addicted sack of shit
>new years night
>lonely, awkward, hungry
>go to mcdonalds
>line is full of drunk/stoned people
>try to pull up to speaker to order
>cut about 20 feet short by person in front
>basketball american voice comes out of the speaker
>"hi can I take your order?"
>shit it's too far away...
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*clears throat*
HOL UP
>>25402142
>basketball americans
what the fuck is that
>Some sassy nigger sheboon fucked up my Chik-fil-a order
God damn cunt.
Give in after a week of not trying to message a qt I'm crushing on.
...
>I'm just curious anon...you didn't talk to me at all for a week and now all of a sudden you want to talk.
I tried to last longer than a week, but after a while I just gave in. lol
....
>Well I'm giving you the opportunity to last longer. Have a happy New Year! I hope you have a wonderful life filled with nothing but happiness!
I didn't mean it like that...It felt like you didnt want me to reach out to...
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You're a faggot. Haven't you learned by now?
>>25402022
Care to elaborate my man?
>>25401989
1. Are you over the age of 18?
2. She seems like a retard. I'm assuming you got attached because she is the only one who gave you the time of day. There will be more. Dont stress out over one
3. She sounds like a roastie
4. Tfw this is not only directed at you, but also at me because a similar situation is currently happening to me. Fuck.
>actually get a match on Tinder
>message her
>get a message back
>reply
>nothing
Shocked I got that far, really.
Baby steps my man
You're gonna make it
>miracle occurs, girl messages you first on tinder
>so boring that she stops responding after a couple of messages
JUST
I met my girlfriend on tinder. There is hope, man.
Female genital mutilation (including female genital pin-pricking) was banned in the US circa 1996. Two decades ago.
Was 20 years of discrimination enough?
noget fucked
>>25401921
Sorry roastie, but we'll be fucking you with our cut dicks. :^)
Get over it pussies, cut dicks look better anyway.
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY
Masturbate anon
>>25401878
The year of the nofap begins
>>25401857
Hello Sam
>muted for 34 seconds
There is no relationship more pure and more special than a boy and his gram gram
>loves you for you, possibly even more than your parents
>will never betray you
>always feeds you
>comes from a time when women were traditional so she is as well
No feeling like playing at gram grams house til dark then having her fix you a feast and eat it while she rubs the back of your head. That feeling comes back even now when you're in your 20's...
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Dldude dont fu kin do this too me. Im too drunkt eo rwzpjrespond normally and i fuckin miss.my grandma
She passed whem i wss only 14. But she fuckin believed in me unlike my mom. She said i could go far 8f istayed courageous and never denie a challenge, even if i were to lose.
I miss my grandma. She barely spoke engkish, but she knew how tk connect to people. She wasnt educated but she fucking new what life was. I miss her...
who /shitgrandma/ here?
>a shit grandma
>even the "loser" anime emo theatre kids wouldnt hang out with you in high school
I would just stand around on the edge of the courtyard at break staring vacantly at all the people hanging out.
Who else was such a social outcast that not even designated loser nerd cliques would take them in?
>>25401730
Me.
All of those high school people, I can't remember any of their names, and I'm sure they can't remember mine. Not one.
>>25401730
My senior year I switched schools and couldn't make any friends I would spend my lunch in the hallway sitting on a bench alone.
>>25401850
It was the same in college and grad school.
I think I had a friend in elementary school, I don't know if he'd count me as one though.
Wahhh I want sex wahhhh nothing is more important to me wahhhh!!
>>25401697
wahhh i want a guy who likes me for my personality wahhhhhhh
feeling toastie, roastie?
>>25401697
The fact that women think this just proves how brainless and conceded they really are. Sure, it has nothing to do with the fact that there isn't a single woman on this planet who will accept for for who I am, over shit I have no control over. Nope, I'm made because some two-bit whore decided she didn't want to open her legs for me
>>25401697
I actually would prefer a woman who loved me and wanted to lie in bed together cuddling and talking about life.
But so many women want a big sexy man to "dominate" them or whatever disgusting bullshit.
Well this is it robots. At midnight I kill myself. Its been a good ride :)
>>25401476
> new year no me
KEK
>>25401476
goodbye anonymous 4chan shitposter
>>25401476
nobody cares this is like the 10th fucking thread livestream or gtfo
is this the year you finally lose your virginity /r9k/?
>>25401343
no probably not
originalbloxx
I hope. 31 this year.
yep its it!! woohoooo!!