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Robots, what if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you:
" This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust! "
Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?
>>25404292
I would say ok and continue to play video games since it's probably just one of my brain departments acting up again. I'm probably not conscious of the repetitiveness even when I'm sensing it subconsciously, but if it's conscious I would attempt to make a difference.
I don't believe in acquiring a second chance in life, Murphy's law. You do what's in your power and live with it. Sitting around has never brought a change to anybody.
literally hell
That would be hell no matter the type of life you lead. Even if you are high achieving because you are high achieving you will notice more and more mistakes the next time around.
But that depends, are you aware that you are living the same life over and over or not? If you aren't aware then the question is pointless.
2016 means it's time to fuck everything else and train to be the strongest in solitude. What does 2016 mean for you?
gonna shitpost on 4chan
originalpost2016
To do what I have been doing in 2015.
>>25404377
ye same probably, sadly
What the hell does it mean when you guys say something like this:
[insert post here, about literally anything]
[paragraph space]
"t. _____________"
When did that even start? What does it mean? What is "t."?
It better have a good fucking explanation because you guys look fucking retarded.
some reddit meme
>>25404247
"t." means "terveisin", which can be translated to for example "greetings" or "regards".
t. Finn
>>25404247
Just a Finnish meme
t. Albaartu Barbosakkenen
i'm drunk robots. happ new year. ask a drunk femanon anything. dating advice whatever I don't care. I love all f o you
tell me what you guys are up to and what you want out of this new year
pic realted it's what i was drinking
shoo shoo roastie
you're not desired here either.
>>25404191
if you really love us post pics of your crusty vagina
>>25404191
Tell me you love me, bby
>you're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
What do?
DEFENESTRATE HIM
Kick his ass. Elliot was a pussy.
>>25404166
>Implying the doors wouldn't locked before he even tries to get in
how do normies cope with the fact that everything you do for entertainment is just a distraction from the fact that you're going to die? it's all just a complete waste. partying, drinking, getting high, playing games, watching shows, anything. it's all just meaningless in the end. how is one supposed to get enjoyment out of things that are pointless?
everything is pointless, people do what they like and are familiar with and delude themselves into thinking it matters
the only answer is to stop caring
>>25404006
Just fap. You know you want to.
shut the fuck up, grab your cock, and fap.
Notice how normies are less depressed than robots? They're better at distracting themselves. Robots and NEETs have so much free time that they spend it thinking about their shortcomings, regrets, mortality, etc.
Think about it like this: Your time on this planet is so limited, why WOULDN'T you spend it drinking and partying?
Did anyone else feel really creepy when 2016 started? I felt this uneasy feeling. Like something bad, something really horrible was going to happen this year.
I've never felt that before... everyone cheering on TV... they all felt vulnerable to me. Like something terrible woke up when the New Year started.
I'm scared of 2016 guys, I don't know why but I am. Did anyone else experience this?
its your mindset
No dumbass, put down the lsd and go to bed faggot.
>>25403582
Something really horrible happens every year.
Life is pain and means nothing in the face of the terrifying vastness of the universe.
I have 5 active threads on /o/, I'm gonna post here instead.
>your current ride
>your dream car that you could feasibly achieve
>your dream car where money is no objective
I'll start
>Cobalt
>Mitsubishi Evo IX MR
>2005 Ford GT
I have an 04 duramax. Is that a good vehicle for cold weather?
>>25403574
>its the /o/poster
>trying to force the hatchback meme on /r9k/ again
It hasn't worked yet. So why do you keep doing it?
>>25403574
I'm a prominent Aut/o/ shitposter
You need to keep /o/ shitposting in /o/
It is our lifeblood.
Is there anything worse than being ugly? I literally can't think of any single condition that is worse.
being blind would be pretty bad
Having cancer really sucks.
Well, there's your answer. Being blind with cancer would be pretty well up there. If you're ugly, $ can always make up for that.
So how was Third Impact guys?
>>25403553
When's the next one coming out?
>>25403579
Eva
good with endings
do you een know eva
>>25403579
delayed until 2032
>Be in Mumble.
>Chill out, just playing EvE online and other shit.
>Whore is talking about being a slut.
>Sharing her nudes, saying you can buy more nudes for money.
>She's got a gonewild reddit account, everyone has seen her naked
>Laugh and post one of the pictures into Mumble. "Heh, here's one for free if you don't want to pay."
>Everyone laughs.
>Whore freaks out.
>Starts talking to people.
>Talks to spaceguild leader.
>Told I'm being kicked out. One person tried to fight for me but couldn't.
>This community was the only place that made me happy.
>Finally made internet friends.
>It's all gone now.
I know I deserved it and I fucked up, but damn, it really hurts. I don't know what to do now. I feel so lost. Should I just kill myself already?
Anyone want to share feels?
>>25403244
everyone involved in this story should kill themselves
>>25403244
I'll add you on Steam and we can be friends, bro.
>>25403297
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DolbyA
>This comment is not original
How the fuck.
>tfw can't suck own dick
why was I even born?
From what I've heard it feels more like sucking dick than it feels like getting your dick sucked.
which I guess is ok for some people
>>25403080
That sounds even better.
I'd swallow all my cummies like a good boy.
>>25403025
I can lick my dickhead. That is as far as I go. It also doesnt feel good in the slightest in that position. Like liking a raw tasteless sausage. Humans just werent meant to suck ourselves
Does anyone else get pissed off when some cashiers try their best to avoid touching your fanhands when giving you change?
Fuck.
Robots, what grinds your individual robotic gears?
when i see a white girl with a black guy
I saw someone immediately wash their hands after interacting with me once.
>>25402337
I've only ever seen doctors do that, kek. Were your hands nasty or was the person just a sperglord?
>she's had sex with a guy with a 9 inch dick before (she measured it she says)
Jesus fuck what the fuck do I do? Should I trash it?
Yes, she's a used whore
throwing a hotdog down a hallway
>>25402222
i flat out told her i have a 6 inch dick and she still wants it
unsure how to proceed
You realize you will never satisfy her the way she did. You should just bail right now before you invest in her more then you should.
Let's talk about important things: memes.
What are your predictions for 2016?
Do you think is going to be a good year for the meme industry?
Will pepe finally die?
Will the next epic maymay be a picture? A video? A song?
Post your meme predictions in this thread.
>>25401840
Don't you think it's time we replace meme with a new word? I think meme has run it's course.
The next meme will be some random forced shit a bunch of redditor teenagers will spread like cancer, as always.
>>25401840
Trump will remain strong and I see a surprise resurgance in Millibands. Screenshot this.
