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What drinks have you had tonight, robits?
>>25404559
Bottle of wine, six back of Oktoberfest beer, one leftover winter ale.
Keeping it light, have to go to work in eight hours.
>>25404559
White wine, pepsi, cider, ice tea with alcohol in it, jaegermeister, tyrkisk peber.
>>25404646
cute pci m9
I'm saving it
do some bots and anons use toys?
I have a lot of dildos and some anal beads.
I used to have this massage thing. It was basically just a black box with rounded tips that vibrated. It was supposed to go inside a pill and be like a "massage pillow". Anyway, when I was like 10 I took that thing out and would hold it on my dick. It's pretty much how I discovered masturbation. I did it like that for years.
Yup. Have an aneros helix (don't really use any more and didn't get much enjoyment from it), regularly just use a lubed finger with a latex glove on and also have a dildo that I use sometimes.
If it feels good, it's safe and you enjoy it then why not?
Will I get a gf or what?
>>25404373
Fuck not the pepe morph.
>>25404383
Will she still like me when I get back?
kneel b4 sod(omy)
This googly-eyed manlet managed to get plenty of pussy. You have literally no excuse.
But I am not soulless enough to pretend the intelectual parasite
would you, robots?
rerjkljr
>>25404570
disgusting
original disgusting
New year
New meme
baka desu original poster
He should be named sporanzo
>>25404324
bad pepe ripoff, try harder idiot
Why don't women wear non-slutty skirts that much anymore?
>>25404098
because non-slutty skirts aren't slutty enough
try and keep up OP
>>25404113
I prefer the modestness of skirts that are at or slightly below the kneecap.
It's the right balance of showing off their legs but not being in your face and conceited about it.
My bf should wear a skirt
Why go on with life?
What's the point of living a life in which you are absolutely alone, completely devoid of any love?
Why continue living if you'll never experience companionship and the greatest feeling in the world?
How does one cope with knowing that he'll always be denied the most basic forms of human relationships?
Just having life itself is 99% of the experience, bro. You're stressing about that last 1% when you should just be happy to see the sun rise and eat cheerios in the morning.
>>25404119
All those things are just dull and boring when experienced with a lonely and depressed mind. Life only becomes great when you experience it with someone together.
>>25404119
>you should just be happy to see the sun rise and eat cheerios in the morning.
yeah bro
My husband sticks his fingers in my pussy and leaves them there while we watch Netflix
Is that weird?
>tfw miserable and lonely on New Years
>>25404048
post your dick
original comment
>>25404048
Normies...... GET OUT REEE G3ET OUT NOTMIEE
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Is a physical body necessary?
Nope.
>be buddhist
>meditate hard
>meditate harder
>reach the 6th plane of existance
>get 100,000 lovers
unfortunately since buddhism is such a sausage fest religion only about 3 of these lovers will be female
>>25404167
I don't think souls have gender
Yep its necessary.
Even computer code has a physical body called bits and bytes and lives in memory houses.
>have 350 dollars
>want to just say fuck it and go on a hobo adventure
>flight to Jamaica plus a bus out to rasta country costs a total of about 150 dollars
S-should I? I feel like since they just smoke weed all the time they'd be nice to a robot. I'd stay away from the aped out cities too. Apparently kingston is a shithole
>>25403924
this is the kind of idea that looks great in movies but in real life just gets you raped
If you're not black then you'll probably get beaten and robbed.
>>25403946
>>25403938
I'm black m8s, do I have a shot?
ay this year keep it K O O F I N we out here 2016 yung koofer gang baby
all day every day koofer boys line up n fall cuh reall koofer hours all DAY BABY ALL DAY KOOFERS
koofers boys on the beat, mic, track, we trapping we rapping we all the way outchea ball out
#KOOFERGANG
well alrighty then
you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
ZERO HOOT GANG UP IN HERE
KOOFERS IS BITCHES MANE
real nigga hour
How do you think the average femanon looks? Pic related.
>>25403863
Pretty qt from what I've seen so far
>>25403863
Like this and with every hole filled.
>>25403863
Take your pick. I'm thinking most are like 166, aka attentionwhores with "I'm not like other girls" syndrome.
As the new year begins, I'm going through my 4chan folder and sorting out all the files i've gathered in 2015.
1.5 GB of content for 2015.
Whats your totals looking like for 2015?
2.84 GB here
>posting from phone
>laptop shit itself right before thanksgiving
>still won't work, something wrong with the hard drive
>4 years of saved material gone
All those memes lost. Like tears in rain.Always use an external HD kids.
I've been collecting dank memes all year. Over 3000 on this phone.
Do nerd girls actually exist?
Sure
But they still want Chad
Its trendy to say they are, but theyre not actually imo and the vast majority just want attention.
Perhaps, but they all have lupus.
hey /robots/ where do you guys listen to your music? do you use any streaming services
i really got a real pair of headphones and discovered music is good enough to keep living for
>>25403724
Spotify's pretty alright. Apple music is good too.
Try getting a decent 2.1 set of speakers, anon. Good headphones are nice, but real reverb and bass will greatly increase your quality of life.
>>25403735
ah i would but i live in an apartment and there's an unspoken truce between me and my neighbors about keeping it down. id rather stick to the cans, and i kinda dont want anyone hearing what i listen to, cuz i listen to shit like grimes
i mostly use an mp3 player that a have for a good while now with a few amazing post rock tracks, it's really convenient to have it because i can easily ignore people on the streets, just need to be careful to not look on their direction on reflex
