>new years night
>lonely, awkward, hungry
>go to mcdonalds
>line is full of drunk/stoned people
>try to pull up to speaker to order
>cut about 20 feet short by person in front
>basketball american voice comes out of the speaker
>"hi can I take your order?"
>shit it's too far away what do I do
>decide fuck it
>"do you have chicken tenders?"
>"hello, can i take your order?"
>i repeat, this time yelling
>"no"
>sit in silence for a moment
>pull up a bit further, stammer out something about chicken nuggets
>10 chicken nuggets pops up on screen
>"is that alright?"
>sit there in silence
>"is that alright?"
>"y-yeah"
>basketball american is clearly upset
>pay for food
>wait 10 minutes for food
>receive food
>get receipt, go online and file a report about the service
I understand that the basketball americans that work there were upset because they couldn't do normie on new years, but I guess it's their fault for dropping out of high school.
Basketball Americans in the workplace thread
*clears throat*
HOL UP
>>25402142
>basketball americans
what the fuck is that
>Some sassy nigger sheboon fucked up my Chik-fil-a order
God damn cunt.
>>25402182
Newfag alert.
Lurk moar newpleb
>>25402182
>2015+1
>doesnt know about basketball americans
>basketball American
Kek what?
>>25402195
>trusting cuck-fil-a
you had it coming desu senpai
>>25402182
American individuals rich in culture and melanin who typically partake in the playing of their traditional sport of basketball
>>25402240
Their chicken and waffle fries are delicious.
Sorry family.
>>25402261
>melanin
fucking kek'd
>also pic related to OP's
>>25402142
basketball american thread is a go
>>25402271
>people still give these cucks money
>>25402299
>>25402299
nice try there, cletus
>>25402375
Epic win. Simply epic.
Upvote for you, my good sir.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
>>25402375
Black guy here.
Most blacks are shit.
The only group of people that has a higher guarantee of shittiness is women.
Prove me wrong.
>>25402407
THread successfully derailed
>cut about 20 feet short by person in front
what
>>25402446
He clearly had a stroke
>>25402142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eIuJGxjlKw
Thread theme
>>25402410
you are not black