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fuck off witht the rockets im trynig to SLEEP
Check e/\/\
why are you not partying?
>>25391858
you are the because
Another year, another cent
>>25391603
I have to admire your consistency if nothing else.
Not a single day has passed without this thread since February 12th, 2015.
>>25391603
>mfw A wagecuck would take a job shoveling shit out of a warthog's ass if it meant a $1 pay increase
>>25391700
It's bordering on a mental disorder to be honest.
What should my last fap of 2015 be?
>>25391339
loliconthen kill yourself
don't worry OP I got you covered!
Vanilla or chocolate?
I would double dip personally ;)
>00:20 1/1/16
>failed nofap 2016
>>25391258
was just about to post this
>>25391258
me2 m8. fugg nofap
>Ill never have a sexually abusive controlling gf
>said gf will never be my domme
>tfw she won't walk into my room with a holy trainer in her hand, demanding that I take off my clothes and put it on
>tfw she'll never keep me locked up for an entire year, by telling me 'just a few weeks longer', every time I beg to be released
>I'll never completely become her slave and lose my masculinity completely and be turned into an omega orbiter fuck slave with the sole purpose of pleasing her sexually
why am i live
How do I become Poe Dameron?
>Oscar Isaac's Height is 5ft 7.5in (171 cm)
>>25391131
So I have to grow 6 inches?
>>25391091
Cheat death
>2016
>Being in 2015
i-it's not my fault
>tfw still in 2015 for 3 more hours
I just want get off this shit year
princess leia has a beautiful face to fuck mhhhh
I'm from the year 2296 AD. We have developed time travel in the future. I came here with orders to learn about memes and anime, which according to our history codex were leading causes of the downfall of this civilization.
Please tell me what you know about memes and anime.
>tfw have to stick with the shitty decisions I've made
Fuck this gay earth
>>25390927
>>25390927
suicide is always an option my man
>>25390971
I know familia
ITS NEVER TOO L8 TO LOSE W8
IF I DON'T GET A GF BY MIDNIGHT CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, I WILL CUT OFF MY PENIS WITH A KNIFE ON LIVESTREAM AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FEMANONS WHO NEGLECT TO BE MY GF WILL LITERALLY HAVE MY PENIS'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
>>25390924
how do you plan to "literally" get the blood from your penis to all of those femanons hands. that would be a new years eve miracle to be sure.
Time to be a big boy and go for the wrists instead. You only live once.
>>25390924
Nah dude. Here's to all the femanon taking Chads dick tonight! I hope you come so hard you piss yourself!
*does actual IRL toast with actual Champagne*
I need help, /r9k/, even if it's just having someone listen. Pic related, how I feel right now. I'll type it up in my next post since it's gonna be a wall of text.
>>25390901
Okay
>have very abusive parents
>robbed me of my childhood
>groomed me to be a violent and unempathetic edgelord
>bipolar disorder manifests itself when I'm 15, it goes untreated and the psychosis gets worse and worse
>get into a lot of violent, horrible shit, but stay out of trouble
>blame them for everything
>after years and years of trying to work my way back to some semblance of normalcy, getting myself properly medicated, starting a life of my own away from their influence, I still harbor so much fucking resentment and hatred
>never grew out of the edginess, still desperately feel the need to hurt other people and be a huge fucking asshole
>every little thing I do I'm so fucking conflicted I can barely stand it
>want more than anything to kill my parents and be free from their influence, but I know that it won't solve all my problems and likely will make things worse
>don't know what to do with myself, my entire life seems misguided and wasted, no matter what good I've done I feel like I can't atone for my past actions and I need to do more but I can't
Please, tell me someone knows any of these feels or has some advice on how to manage it. I'm losing my mind all over again and I don't know what I want anymore.
>>25390933
Play vidya
fap to boipucci
seek a therapist
Nice le greentext faggot, kill yourself.
good bye
leaving 4chan forever
welcome back tomorrow faggot
>>25390842
probably your first day here after reading r/4chan
Bye anon! I can't wait to see you tomorrow! :DDD
does this webm make you happy?
>>25390789
i was expecting to see dicks
No, it annoys me seeing some smug narcissist staring at the camera
>>25390825
Yeah its gross and she's not even exercising. Things like this should stop.
Okay /b/ my girlfriend is obsessed with the song 'Jedi Rocks' from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, she won't stop singing it, what do I do?
I bet she didn't even know anything about Star Wars (besided "lol eww that stuff creeps like xD") until the new film came out. Now she's going back to episode 6 (she thinks they were released chronologically, and she also thinks that older movies are inherently worse than newer ones) to dig up information about the franchise so she can demonstrate what a "lol omg nerd gamer grl xDDD" she is.
She is, as with all things in her life outside of Starbucks, Apple, and Uggs, pretending to like Star Wars in order to ride a fad.
Fuck women.
>>25390636
How the fuck does she even sing that song?
>>25390797
Fuckin bitch !!!
this is my thread
GET THE FUCK OUT
unless you want to discuss various forms of poop and pee
>>25390455
I haven't pooped since 2015
>>25390482
Leave now Yuropoor
>>25390508
Haha, we're in the future! How does it feel to be in the last year ameriturd?
>take 20 mins to cum from fapping even with speed metal strokes and death grip
>gf gives me handjob
>consists of her lightly rubbing hand over the head and barely stroking the shaft
>cum in seconds
what the fuck is with girl hands being so soft
>>25390299
It's because you are so used to your hands and your death grip that you get little to no pleasure out of it. Plus as a guy how jerk a dick differs from a girl.
Same reason you can't tickle yourself.
It's someone else.
>having sex
When did this become okay on this board? Why can't you fucking normies go to the millions of other places where people talk about this. This is the one place where people don't have sex.
ITT R9K coping mechanisms
>"Chad fucks more girls because he's extroverted and socialized more when he was young!"
No, Chad fucks more girls because of something called the halo effect, he's tall and attractive, making him seem cool no matter what he does.
>>25390298
Fun fact, the man you pictured served with me in the Marines. He's a Manlet (5'5 or 5'6) and was pretty fun to drink with. Also showed me the world's greatest hangover cure.
>>25390447
that's doitbig191/rage191, he's 28 and still lives with his mother but he still slays girls because of halo effect
>>25390447
what is the cure?? plz anon
