what was your nickname in highschool?
>hispanic kids in my art class called me ricky all year
>tfw my name's not ricky or anything close to ricky
>be very quiet and avoid eye contact
>decent at chess
>decide to go to chess club why not
>beat literally every single member including the president in under an hour
>"This kid is a fucking machine"
>mfw people call me "Machine" for the next couple years
>>26420861
>had big harry potter glasses
>smoked cigs in grade 6
>all the hispanic kids called me harry pothead
>>26421440
that's a pretty cool nickname tbqh my family
>stranger says something to you
>say yea and chuckle
>>26420791
>stranger says good morning
>"yeah..."
>>26420791
Huh
I never realized I did that all the time until now
>stranger says yo
>say yo back
>realize he is on the phone
>most hook ups happen at the after-party you weren't invited to
>>26420475
What the fuck is an "after party"?
Do they party again after they have already partied?
>>26420475
>people actually talked to each other and hung out after school
>>26420475
If a girl goes on a couple dates with you and things seem going well but then she inexplicably says she just wants to be friends, it means she didn't expect someone to be her suitor so fast so she thinks she could do better.
What's wrong with my tooth? I only brush my teeth like twice months.
>>26420411
eliza, why
>>26420411
you need to stop sucking so much dick
extra pic. bump
/b failed me, so did /pol. I have nowhere left to turn. Alright let's try this again. I know one of you retards has to read.
One of you suggested I read this book and it is blowing my mind. I thought king Arthur was gay. But this is anything but. It is hilarious and really dark and brutal at some points. But also innocent and sweet. It is a mind fuck and insanely unpredictable. I suggest picking it up.
Can you niggers suggest more books to read. I collect used books so I will buy what ever you suggest and eventually read it. You guys have suggested really good shit in the past.
Name some good books niggers.
(I know this isn't /lit. Those guys are the most stuck up bunch of faggots on this website)
If you like fantasy read The Stormlight archive
>>26420193
Neato. New fantasy. I have just put it in my goodreads list. I will pick it up when I see it. How many have you read? I try not to get into bigs serieseses these days cuz I have so much to read. But that never stops me. Dune took up a good half a year. That was a good 6 months.
Short story. A very well known book from mexican literature. Its about a young boy that falls in love with his friend's mother.
whats keeping you from ending it all
Console-tan threads on /v/
I have yet to play a lot of video games.
>>26419401
Vidya games and drugs
>tfw you will never have a gothic lolita gf
Why even live?
>>26418864
i want to live to see if sexbots will happen in this lifetime... in my twenties now, maybe in when i'm 40 i'll have my own personal fuck doll
>>26418864
>tfw I will never be a gothic lolita gf
>too poor to afford the fashion
>would feel too dirty and cheap begging people for money to buy it
just end it
>have a /cgl/ gf
>make her wear a collar and yoga pants
Slut transformation is my fetish
Friendly reminder that ADD, ADHD, and dyslexia are not real diseases or illnesses.
In the case of ADD and ADHD, the child just hasn't been disciplined properly. It is why most kids who have these "illnesses" are the children of single mothers. The mothers suck at raising kids, so they get them diagnosed with a phony disease and give them pills.
And dyslexia is a load of horseshit too. Anyone who isn't mentally retarded can learn to read and write. Some parents and teachers suck at teaching, thus, fake illness gets made up.
If that's the case then why do they occur in adulthood as well?
You should have mentioned dysgraphia and dyscalculia as well. My first time coming across those two I didn't know they were real like ADD, and dyslexia so it was quite a shock to work with.
I'm a huge fan of drug treatment. I'd be a mess without amphetamine. I have recently been exploring other methods though and am making strides in my own struggles with the disease process through meditation and yoga to the point I tell clients that they should do it as part of a holistic approach...
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>>26418832
>In the case of ADD and ADHD, the child just hasn't been disciplined properly.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>26419033
It's the truth friend.
>be me
>21
>balding
What the absolute fuck? Why is this happening to me? Nobody in my family is bald.
>>26418662
I'd hate to be you anon. Why don't you just go bald and wear a wig
>>26418662
>I don't have the same hairline or thickness I did as a teenager
No shit Sheelock. It's not too late to transition to a woman if manhood upsets you this much.
>>26418696
Is there a way to fix this? Im way too fucking young for this shit.
Why haven't you moved to Northern Ireland yet, robots?
>Staceys and Chads are present but largely confined to the cities and can be easily avoided
>Countless clubs aimed at the middle ground of men and women
>In the countryside literally any man can get laid by a 8 or 9 out of 10 country girl who doesn't know any better
>Most conservative part of the British Isles
>Cheap as fuck housing
>Only...
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>norn iron
>british isles
BRITS GET OUT
>>26418553
>In the countryside literally any man can get laid by a 8 or 9 out of 10 country girl who doesn't know any better
That's a hefty claim to be making, have any stories to back that up?
Also, how much are fags and booze? Is there weed on the emerald isle? I heard there are a ton of polish qts there, is it true?
>>26418684
It's geographically part of the British Isles you fucking mong.
>>26418688
Very true. You look at any Northern Ireland club located outside the city and you will see short, fat, redfaced guys with receding hairlines wearing bootcut jeans, shite shoes and ugly shirts all pulling girls.
If you are a country guy-know how to talk like you're from the countryside (or have farming experience-this is golden) you're set.
There are girls...
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>be autistic
>watched yuruyuri for the first time in october
>finished season 1 in one day
>have watched all the seasons and OVAs since. including S3
>have watched season 1 three times (I unironically believe it's a masterpiece)
>going to watch it a fourth time starting today
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No. I envy that you can still marathon stuff. I rarely can these days.
But do you watch it while eating Hagan-Das(R) Rum Raisin(tm) ice cream?
Yeah you have a problem it's not that you like anime.It's that you have shit taste. Watch a real anime you faggot, one that actually has complex characters and a plot.
reminder that women deserve this for simply being alive
>>26417758
Reminder that anyone with sense knows this picture was made by a woman so their cunty behaviour can be justified as "that's a woman and if you can't handle it then don't date me"
If your considering fucking a woman that posts this shit, pump it and dump it because she is likely a 100% psycho bitch
Women are biologically important you have been genetically programmed to coddle them and make them feel cared about.
However women are genetically programmed to find the strongest male attractive, meaning they are genetically programmed to desire males LEAST likely to coddle them.
>>26417880
>tfw want gf to be best friend with too
>tfw want a gf who is basically a best friend who is a girl that we have the occasional fuck
>tfw want to be cuddly, gentle, playful and not have to be a dominant hardass 24/7
>tfw women don't want this
Waifus welcome and good lads too edition
first for snipedown
>>26417375
I am not a good lad
well hide dee hoe
Alright spergelords. Time for you guys to find out if you're a complete fail clown because you're autistic, or because you're just an unlikable lazy cunt.
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
Total spergelord here.
>>26417178
>14 out of 50
Tfw not autistic
21/50
Little to no autistic traits.
Who /gravitational waves/ here?
What are they and why does it matter
>>26416850
i dunno, some hippie shit about exploring the universe when all i want is a giant badass zapper.
I hate when there is a big scientific discovery. Physicists are literally incapable of explaining something in laymans terms and its possible real world applications. They just cream themselves like the autists that they are
If it doesn't lead to time travel or contact with aliens then I'm really not interested. If the only benefit is proof that Einstein was right and Physicists can have some jerk off material for the next 50 years who gives a shit?