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Fembots, why don't you look like this
She looks like a Goban drawing.
>>26435828
Im poor and lazy
also shit genetics
>>26436401
Fair enough
Original commenttttttt
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Halt Chad HQ, This zone is for Chads onl- *man on radio talks a bit*
ugh ok, state your business robot and i might let you in.
>>26435787
Im here to drain the cum pool
niggers tongue my anus
tiggers nongue ay mnus
nigger tigger anus poop poop fart shitty pooopies hahahahahahhahah fart fart stinky penis butter hahahahhahhahahah poop poop nigger fart hole
>>26435799
Please sir get rid of the sharp weapon around your neck, you might hurt one of Chads ladies.
who /porn addict/ here?
I've been jacking it to porn since I was about 13 and I began to masturbate at least 3-4 times a day from the age of 15.
My porn addiction didn't start until 2010 where I occasionally spent a few hours a day to search for the perfect porn.
I discovered myfreecams in 2011 and my life went downhill from there.
It's no unusual for me to spend whole days looking at camgirls / searching for camgirl recordings and jack off to it. It feels like I work 8 hours and the rest of the day is just spent jacking it to camgirls.
I tried nofap for 3 years now but always failed after 3-4 days. I only had one 11 day streak but I was still looking at porn daily.
Even now I'm on day 3 of no fap but I can't stop looking at porn.
Should I get help?webm related is Missalice_94
Also, who are your favorite camgirls?
My top 3 in no particular order are:
Rosemariexx aka PoisonedSwan aka Bees_n_rosexx
Jadeane aka TaisiaQ
Darthamberle
>>26435375
Thank you anon. After years I finally got to see her asshole, which she tried to hide like a ninja. God knows why... it's just as perfect as the rest of her body.
>>26435375
NoFap is working for me. I started New Years Day 2016. Feelsgoodman my mental clarity has never been better.
15 normies spotted 4 clicks north east
Beta Squad, requesting assistance
I repeat
Beta squad requesting assistance
>>26435300
>being this autistic
Kill yourself, you pathetic waste of semen.
Beta squad, do not engage.
I repeat: DO NOT ENGAGE
get the hell out of there senpai
Beta 17 reporting in and ready to tango, sir!
What's the game plan?
What's your fetish /r9k/?
I like armpits. The thinking man's fetish.
>no responses
Come on /r9k/, what happened to you?
Tell me about your fetish.
Female on male toe-sucking/foot worship is my fetish
female undergarments
Just a reminder to you "fembots."
You will always be inferior to men. Men are better at everything than you. Every piece of work we excel at. We beat you in everything. You are inferior to us in every way. Even that autistic neck beard virgin is more intelligent and valuable than you because the work he is capable to do.
Stay fuck dolls for men's pleasures.
- Signed R9K
You're feeding the trolls. There are no fembots they're just men pretending they're women
>>26433630
I think people who yell 'FEMANON HERE!' should be obligated to post tits with timestamp in order to prove it or nobody needs to respond.
Well technically men are completely disposable, women have always had more worththan men but men are obviously capable of a lot more
I wish I were smarter, or atleast, I wish scientists could find a way to make us more intelligent. Sad part is that no one even cares. I spend atleast an hour every day reading news articles and scientific studies about gene editing, brain implants, memory chips that hook up to the Internet etc., and none of them have even thought about this shit yet. All they care about is banning it (because "muh ethics mufugga" or "yer playin' God, I tell ya hwhat"), using it on babies, not even using it for it's intellectual properties and instead using it to help some disabled fat fuck who ate himself into a wheelchair, or they say the techs coming out in 5 years and it's been fucking 50 years; I just wish there was a way to amplify our intellect, even if it would cost stupid amounts of cash.
Fuck, I feel like just anheroing so I don't have to live in this 80 IQ body. Maybe I'll fucking reincarnate as a more intelligent person, or far enough into the future where gene editing is commercialized.
>mfw reincarnates in the matrix, or as some fly
>>26433304
read flowers for algernon.
>>26433663
Wow, if that was supposed to make me feel better with some "well, atleast you're stupid enough to feel some joy" type lesson, it failed. The story made me feel worse because I see so many parallels between myself and the stupid version of Charlie. The retrospective part with the kid in the diner made me cringe. It's almost like this book to me is what that kid was to Charlie.
I think I'm going to go kill myself now.
>>26434718
I actually harbored no motive to directing you to the story outside seeing your similar post.
Are you the type that wishes for paradise and an afterlife?
Or the bitter lack of reality itsself?
Do you have any plans for valentines day robots?
Nothis is now an original comment
Probably just a lazy day with the girlfriend
The same shit as with New Year's Eve with you jabronis.
You spend 364 days alone a year and now you're suddenly worried because you're going to spend another single day?
Only for Genius.
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its eight
-13
it's sad how many people get this wrong
>tfw gf just dumped me
>tfw going for 1am squat session
feel with me bros
>>26432424
You're gonna make it brah
dumped you right before valentines daaaaaaaaaaaamn
...you know what that means right
>>26432426
chad is her valentine
A client told me he visits this site. I've browsed for a few hours and I'd like to help. Ask away :)
Why shouldn't I kill myself if the only things in life are boredom and pain?
>>26431898
Hi. What type of pain do you experience?
Can you show us some of those inkblot things and then diagnose how much autism we have based on our responses?
Is /r9k/ feeling the Bern?
>>26431847
No fuck off.
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
I feel the mind numbing weighlessness of everything contained within the void in my heart.
If you're not voting Trump, you're part of the problem.
Robots from the land down under, let me know you exist! Sucks being the only weird cunt spending every single day with normies...
>implying I even leave the house
Wank my arse, ya cunt
>>26431715
I hope all australians kill themselves
>>26431715
If it sucks, why are you doing it every single day?
Should racemixing be illegal?
>>26431220
Depends on which races are mixing. Whites are almost extinct so they should be forbidden from mixing in order to preserve the endangered race.
Hitting your children should be illegal
>>26431302
Maybe if we force Asian men to impregnate nigger women they will improve the black race. Nigger boys can fuck pacific islanders and arabs can continue to fuck goats.
SHOUTANON FOR KING EDITION
First for Alan Partridge
just got my first paycheck, 600quidazoids net for 9 days of wageslaving.
fuark I can go nightclubbing again.
>>26430877
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