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Nooo! It is now May. It is time to hibernate robots. Bunch of attractive teenagers outside all dating eachother, holding hands. Hot girls in sexy outfits on every block. Normies hanging out in the beach and the park having a great time.
How are you coping with summer?
I fucking hate summer and spring. I can;t use the weather as an excuse to stay inside all day, normies will think I;m weird. Everyone goes to normie festivals and talk about it, you are considered weird if you don;t like that shit.
There is no comfy rains smell and sound, no comfy desaturated colors, It;s hot as fucking in the summer, instead of the comfy feeling I get in the winter of sitting inside, knowing it's cold outside...
>>28284100
I fucking despise the heat because I live in SoCal, it's gonna be hot until fucking late winter, I had to get a job and to make things worse it'll be at a college where I get to watch normies all day
>not going outside with your shirtless, skinny, large-assed hairy skeletor physique and disturbing people while you struggle to run 8 minute miles
>allowing your shame at being a freak allow you to sink down further
top cuck matey
I am beyond retarded
Gyffdffg
Thats hilarious desu
>>28283908
>not just going with the dennis system
Ya blew it, buster.
>trying noFap again
>day 2
>jizzed my pants in my sleep
>can't remember the dream
>pretty sure it was something gay or pedoerotic
>mfw
The cummies need to cum out somehow, if you're not going to jerk off your penis will make big cummies for you
>>28283859
It's only been two days. Nobody needs to jerk off everyday. You get biologically addicted to it or whatever.
>>28283819
Same thing happened when I first started doing nofap. I could only go a couple days without giving in or having a wet dream about trannies or some shit.
Just don't give up, I failed half a dozen times, but now I'm going strong two weeks into nofap and it's much easier to control myself. I even get sexual dreams every once in a while and it doesn't make me jizz in my sleep any more. 10 days was my miracle point, once I got passed that, I feel like I can keep going indefinitely. I want to go at least a year without jerking off and I think I can do it now.
>>28283904
I think your physiology actually gets fucked from doing it too often. When I failed my first couple of nofap attempts, my cum had weird little bits of jelly in it. I Googled what the fuck was wrong with my cum and apparently if you go from ejaculating often, to not at all, your body takes a while to recognize it and protein clumps up in your balls. You probably have a physical need to fail the first couple tries at nofap so your balls don't have a bunch of excess protein you never cum out.
>tfw you find out all your old school buddies regularly interact and meet up with each other and you're not invited
>tfw you realize you were the friend nobody liked
I didnt have a phone back then and didnt hang out with them after school despite them always invited me, so when school ended, all contact was cut. They all still know each other, I've probably missed out.
Find better friends then. Do you live in a city, or a shitty small town ?
>>28283812
Sheet! Why Salveenee?
>Be me 20 y/o neet in med school
> leech off the money of my dad and my 2 brothers
> Be 3rd year in college
> start realizing that I have to grow up now and I'm no longer a 15 y/o kid
> Have crush on this girl, and we get to be close friends
> start talking about dating in general and she hints that it won't work between us because her family is pretty relgious
> now I can't stop thinking that someone else will end up marrying her
> end up being really depressed
> can't play vidya to get my mind off of it like I used to in highschool because I'm not interested in vidya anymore
> can't study because I can't keep her off of my mind
> mfw I'm just sitting here in my room doing nothing but isolating myself from the outside world
Help..
>>28283752
>neet in med school
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>>28283752
>Sad-Frog-Meme-02.png
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>>28283752
NEET means not employed, educated or training you dumb piece of shit.
10/10 thread. 9/10 is ok if you don't believe in 10/10.
sycophant oyster
>asian
>ten
only white women can be perfect desu senpai
select milkshakes
If I were attractive I'd constantly be on the streets picking up girls like in the YouTube videos.
vitaly's videos are all fake tho and his dick a limp
Cute purse
>>28283620
Yeah but you're not.
>he uses a tripcode unrelated to the thread
>>28283555
>he complains about trips
Is reddit down or something?
>>28283572
Why do people do it though it seems pointless besides threads where u need to actually identify yourself
Doesnt Having a tripcode all the time kind of ruin the idea of anonymity that 4chan is all about?
>>28283642
>dude leejun!!
>dude anonimouse!!!
Its not 2007 anymore, fuck off grandpa
Why are white people such cucks? They always ask "I'm sorry but how do you pronounce your name"
Nigga idgaf how you pronounce it, stop trying to single me out and make me feel like a stranger you fucking devils. You can say cucumberbatch but apparently have a hard time saying a six letter word. Fucking weirdos
>>28283547
Most white people know how to pronounce "nigger".
>>28283547
but what's your name, anon
Gamarkus
How long since you've broken free of the shackles of pornography that were inhibiting your physical and spiritual growth?
Three days. I keep relapsing though.
>>28283425
I stopped masturbating but I haven't stopped watching porn
3 hours, getting there
What are some good bands/artists that are confirmed misogynists and have lyrics that indicate womanhate/redpill?
Lots of rap, except they're not loser virgins who use terms like "redpill".
>>28283460
get out roastie
most rap is garbage I dont fuck with that shit
>>28283423
Eminem, early works
If you're having a shitty time of it as a female, then it's probably because you're a fat chick. Seriously, even ugly girls get guys, it's more about figure. So why don't you excersize instead of bitching here where practically nobody likes you anyway? Not to be mean but frankly 99% of this board hates females, so why does this place even seem appealing?
Thanks for the soapbox rant full of original ideas that will totally convince many people
>>28283334
you're quite welcome, but frankly I haven't done much with my promise to deal with this shit last /r9k/ election, so soapbox time it is.
>>28283324
Are you a fucking roastie? Who the fuck would choose ugly over fat? And I am not talking about 300 pounds fat, I mean slightly overweight. You have to be a fucking roastie to believe that horseshit. Most men like girls to be a little thick, or at least I do. Get this normie shit outta here.
>be me
>first year of uni, new city, try to be new me
>there is this one girl
>says of herself that she fucked 25 men before
>decent 6-7/10
>decide to try my luck
>she invites me to her birthday party
>fast forward to said party
>awkwardly sitting on the couch, knowing no one
>she drunkenly comes and sips on my lap
>try to be bold and ask her to take this to another room where we can be alone
>"I'm sorry anon, but we are freinds and friends don't do that"
>she fucks another guy later that night
still alright for me, until today
>talking with said girl in uni
>we're still kind of friends
>she tells some other guys about her ladies knight last weekend
>"oh btw anon, we talked about you"
>autism kicks in
>"oh really? I hope you and stacy#2 talked about how much you like me haha"
>"oh, actually you should stay away from her, but I don't want to tell more"
>literally never even talked to stacy#2
I guess I'll stay at home for a week or two
>>28283175
>fuck women
I would if they'd let me.
>>28283175
Lol you got bitchBANNED lad
>>28283191
I know right desu
Are we the savior of this world ?
No. Take your hipster horoscope bullshit out of here.
We are
Bullet To The Head In 20 Years: The Personality
>>28283205
I don't believe horoscope
>tfw there is no true escape from the anguish of everyday
only the long wait for death my friend. we are worms feasting on a rotten potato.
>>28283170
>tfw every day you wake up the only thing you can look forward to is going back to sleep
Try fresh shrooms, I took an eight and was able to escape suffering, if only for a short time.
I played CS:GO while I was tripping and was talking to people on my headset, I looked down and saw that my mic and headset were not even plugged in, I think I truly lost myself once I realized what had just transpired. I had a face follow me around too the whole time, kinda like the floating french fries from Aqua teen hunger force, except it was more demonic looking and loved laughing at me when I fucked up.
