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Graduated from school last year, $200k in pharmacy school debt, and I'm having problems finding work as a pharmacist in my area.

JUST KILL ME NOW
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>>28283108
Sounds horrible. I have 30k cc debt im trying to pay off with my 3 min wage jobs.
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>>28283108
I livein a country with free education.
> tfw will never be indebted because I went to a university and got a degree
It surely sucks.
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>>28283108
>tfw you're dutch and most of your study costs gets covered as long as you pass within 10 years
>Only loaning extra because of free money
>Got only 1.2k debt, probably pay it off before I get my diploma because of the awesome overpayed traineeships


Feels good man

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>quit 4chan and r9k for good
>back in 47 seconds
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>>28283081
the last break I took, was for 3 months.
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>going to holiday in june to Europe
>wont use r9k for a whole month
>tfw
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>>28283140
I took a two month break myself, I concluded every other place is worse and going to another chan just nets me the same shitty attitudes.

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Matched with a camgirl and she said this... Guys wat do?
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>>28283065
im scared :S
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>>28283073
Politely correct her grammar and ask her if she would like to know about 4chan. If you show her you have hobbies, she'll be more interested.
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>>28283065
get your anus ready and your bank acount.

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MOTHERFUCKER

The pain never ends.
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>>28283008
why would you made us read that?
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>>28283008
1) why were they all so short
2) why did they stop at 5'7"
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>>28283244
Because short people exist.
Because they were going to be 5'3/5'4 before the treatment.

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Well anons, may have just failed an exam. What do?

I feel only despair
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Drink a lot of alcohol and forget about it
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Don't be stressed. That super good job you were aiming for is really stressful and intense, you couldn't handle it anyway. You'll be fine wagecucking in some easy-mode job back at home m8, a lot less stress and less work.
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>>28282990
Stay strong. You can take them again.

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>someday the robot will no longer let us post because we posted everything
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>>28282975
Thats not how this works OP
by the time the robot runs out of things to posts we all will be chads
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>tfw the robot will be reset like it always is
>tfw we will start again and never escape
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>>28282975
Maybe it will reset

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anyone ever have dreams where you are back in school and you realize you forgot to do a big assignment and it'd due that day?

I've had that recurring nightmare now for 4 years since I've graduated uni
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>>28282953
I still have dreams where I'm sperging out HS.
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>>28282953
there's already a thread you sperg
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That's an extremely common dream, just means you're a stressed out cucked faggot. You probably weren't too clever in school which caused you to associate it with stress.

I get beautiful, scenic, and adventurous dreams. Get on my level.

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or nah?
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I don't know the context or the rest of the convo
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>anon doesn't know if she cares or not
>she's swallowing chad's giant cumshot
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>>28282928
Don't know. Words are cheap.

My moneys on no.

URGENT Ahhh fuck i was following the local catfishing thread and some chick gave me her number. Shes actually hella cool and id love to text her but i dont wanna get in too deep with this by texting her and giving her my personal number. Whats worst cse scenario here?? URGENT please help
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*Sorry i meant trend not thread
Please help asap
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Is there anyway i can explain i was catfishing her without here totally freaking out at me if shit does get real? Anyone have any experience with this?
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Also what are the chances "shes" catfishing me and ill end up getting stalked my some dude after they get my number? Is that possible?

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Dumping dating and deciding to fuck married women only it's the best decision I've ever made bar none.
Dating is almost as bad as wageslaving.
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>>28282798
This is what I realized ages ago.
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Why, because they got a man taking care of their wives so you don't have to?
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>>28283968
>Why, because they got a man taking care of their wives so you don't have to?

Wait, you mean you're actually LIKE women drama?

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Let's have fun /r9k/

>sitting next to friend
>friend is Trump supporter
>tell him Trump sucks
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>go into store
>break the seals on all the soda bottles
>now whoever buys one doesn't get that mildly satisfying feeling when they first open it
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>woman leaves her son and dog in the car on a hot day
>tells them it'll just be 5 minutes
>mfw it only takes 4 minutes for me to cover the car in saran wrap, caution tape, and surround it with my traffic cones
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>Post a ads on craiglist for a high demand product at a cheap price
>Never answer anyone

Robots: Why not just wear makeup like ugly girls do?
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because it usually just makes you look like a faggot
also don't care enough to
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>>28282706
I use concealer to cover up any acne.
I don't care if I sound like a faggot it looks a lot better and my female co-workers didn't even notice until I told them
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>>28282746
Not if you apply it correctly to cover flaws and bad complexion. You can look like a celebrity.

>>28282764
try BB cream too

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>hungover as fuck
>vomiting all morning
>feeling better
>cant tell if hungry or about to throw up

this is the worst feeling
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>>28282683
i know how you feel
>feel ready to eat something
>feel especially hungry so make large order
>not hungry after all
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If you're hungover you need to eat easy things like bread and drink a shitload of water.
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>>28282766
im drinking water and coke. Im going to the store soon to get some soup, but im just feeling pretty lethargic.

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I think I fucked up /r9k/.
>Go on several dates with a qt off tinder
>She decides to make it official that I'm her bf
>Weeks pass and she becomes very needy, insecure, goes thru my phone and is annoying as fuck.
>Find out she has a fucking 3 year old son

How do I get ouf of this situation? I was much happier single and neet (she made me get a job). If I break up with her she will go crazy, she is insane. Plus I don't want a damn "wifes son" which is not socially acceptable in my views.
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Break up with her, then arm yourself.
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>>28282601
Uhmmm. Op its now or never. Its still possible to raise the 3 year old as your son. You dont even have to potty train him. I doubt she is as annoying as you make her sound. Stop being a fucking neet and learn a trade or get a blue collar job. People change over time for the better
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>single mother
If she kept her 3 year old son a secret for weeks I'd leave her immediately. That's a huge red flag.

Be upfront and tell her you're leaving her because of her son. You can be as nice or mean about it as you want (I'd be mean). But whatever you do, cut all contact.

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>parents keep yelling at me to get a job
>apply for every position available in town
>no calls back
>parents yell at me for being lazy
>they keep saying how it was so easy for them to find a job at my age
>they tell me to start my own business
>ask them for some funds to start a business
>yell at me begging for handouts

What am I supposed to do?
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>>28282562

Lower your standards and get a shitty job.
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>>28282609
>apply for every position available in town
Can you read?
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>>28282611

Your cv probably sucks then. Did you at least get called back for an interview?

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