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>sitting next to friend
>friend is Trump supporter
>tell him Trump sucks
>go into store
>break the seals on all the soda bottles
>now whoever buys one doesn't get that mildly satisfying feeling when they first open it
>woman leaves her son and dog in the car on a hot day
>tells them it'll just be 5 minutes
>mfw it only takes 4 minutes for me to cover the car in saran wrap, caution tape, and surround it with my traffic cones
>Post a ads on craiglist for a high demand product at a cheap price
>Never answer anyone
>>28282751
>get advice from normies at /r9k/
>"just b urself, go 2 da gym, talk to girls, don't be so awkward" etc
>stay inside and watch vidya / play anime all day erryday
>NORMIES BTFO
>be bernie supporter
>take out all my savings
>donate it to bernie
>>28283308
Devilish only because this has happened to me a few times.
>mom asks me to put sod in holes in backyard and stomp it down
>put sod in holes
>don't stomp it down
>like junior year
>create a fake facebook account for a cheerleader girl I went to school with
>completely ruin her reputation with it
>the day she finds out about it I heard she has a breakdown in the middle of class and left early
>didn't show up for a week
She said she had the police investigating it and she was going to sue whoever was behind it, but by then I was browsing 4chan and set everything up using an anonymous proxy.
