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>niggers and spics have infested my state
>whites will be a minority in america in 2044
>>28282142
50 percent of black guys who get married marry non black girls in some states
>>28282142
Have 20+ kids, then tell those kids to have 20+ kids. Collect benefits like the NEET you are. Simple.
Whites do too much complaining, and not enough fuggin'.
>tfw can't put my contact lenses in
Are they a pain in the ass? I'd rather not wear glasses but I don't like the idea of sticking something on my eye.
>>28282111
If you're using torics and the astigmatism is fairly small, switch to spherics + glasses for the cylindric correction. Spherics are much easier to put in/remove (and cheaper, and more comfortable, and have a more stable image).
>>28282139
They dont hurt. They are just annoying.
My fucking best (and only) friend is fucking the girl I love, and he know I love her. What should I do ?
Move on. He won and anything you do will only sweeten his victory and make you appear more of a loser in her eyes
Rape him to retake dominance
>>28282055
Unless he stole her from you or somehow wronged you in the process, you should get over it. Just find another girl.
GOT A GF
Goodbye faggots
See you in 20 minutes senpai
You'll be back here in 6 months, maybe 3. Waste of time and money.
>inb4 she fucking backstabs you in the heart
You'll learn your lesson soon enough.
Single mothers edition
>getting mad at the cashier because she willing spent the last of her money at a grocery store
Fucking roasties, man.
>>28282275
She's fucking lying dude. Some cuck us gonna give her the money and she's gonna spend it on tattoos or some other white woman thing.
>>28282374
I agree. I am interested in the comments..
Prove she isn't the prettiest performer alive today.
>>28281814
I honestly think she kinda mediocre. Reasonably attractive, but nothing to cream your pants over.
The existence of Bjork.
Future Hendrix "dirty sprite legendary" is still alive.
FUCKING MORMIES! GO AWAY AND LET ME MAKE CUMMIES IN PEACE!!
Leave us alone, man :(
>mormies ask if I'm interested in hearing about mormonism
>say yes
>I'm not
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY MORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
FAP N POOP N PEE N PLAY
MORMIES WILL NEVER GET ME TO PRAY
Who here /love shit posting/
>>28281781
Newfags first bait
>>28281781
just be careful anon, wouldn't want you to go... missing
Shitposting is fun, but at least be funny with it.
>tfw no domestic wifey
Anyone else feeling the pain?
not really senpai. bored housewife is recipe for disaster
>you work all day providing for the family
>wife watches tv and makes a meal or some shit
why were traditional men so cucked
>>28281743
That ad is based.
>parents force me to go to college at 18
>fail at least two classes a semester
>almost got kicked out for having such a low gpa
>go to counselors multiple times and they didn't help with anything at all
>go to a psychiatrist and end up lying about half the stuff I say because I'm so used to doing it to not look pathetic
>get told to just go get a physical
>literally can't remember the last time I ever went to a doctor for anything at all so my parents would probably be suspicious about it
>failing two classes this semester too
who else here is terrible at doing life
>4th semester of university
>failed all 3 before because of attendance
>parents think I graduate next year
>don't even go there anymore
Gonna kill myself next year familia
>>28281718
>tfw I fell for the stem meme
>currently no drive at all to do anything
>have the same work ethic as highschool, maybe even worse
>play vidya ever single day, even MORE then I did in highschool
>really doing everything last minute, skipping shit I don't like
I just wanted to be a neet after highschool
I guess I get to be a neet after uni as I've never had a job or know anyone
>>28281753
might end up like you eventually anon
>>28281783
>>have the same work ethic as highschool, maybe even worse
>>play vidya ever single day, even MORE then I did in highschool
>>really doing everything last minute, skipping shit I don't like
I do the exact same, I really cannot make myself care about any of this at all even though I've spent over a thousand in retaking classes, tried to get a semester off and my parents refused
>that feel when in a relationship with a trap BF
We are gonna make it, boys.
Ive been in relationships with women before, but after making him at anime con, I pretty much found a bro in the form of a feminine boy. Sure, maybe the looks wont last forever, but neither will Stacys after she hits 30-35; so ill enjoy the ride.
>that feel when he cosplays as your favorite characters, loves the same animu/vidya as you and adores all your kinks and you just want to protect your trap BF with all your heart
That's good for you man, have fun
>>28281674
unless you're chad you're getting cucked
OP is a faggot
asdfqwert
What is the simplest, least painful, quickest way to kill yourself with what you have in your house?
A knife to the heart?
What do you guys think?
buy a gun
oregano
That could def backfire bro. You could miss and just bleed out for hours. I think if you have sleeping pills or drugs of any kind an overdose would be the best way. You'd just pass out and not wake up
>>28281658
This eat a large container full of oregano and have a gun ready for anyone who tries to steal it.
>cat found the piss protractor
Now you see why I don't want to leave, ever.
>>28281603
Youre really scraping the barrel arent you sanjeep?
Stick to 9gag where you dont have to try as hard
>pet monkey found the willy wagon
>grandpa just died
>tell my friend
>he makes a meme out of it as soon as I told him
Not sure if I should be mad, sad or slightly happy that he's already mocking my grandpas death
get better friends mate
>>28281553
>having friends
gtfo you fucking normalfag
>>28281553
>makes a meme out of it
Lmao
Would you bang your mom
if she was hot enough?
>>28281401
if she was hot she wouldn't look like my mom anymore so i'd be fine with it
Just the thought makes me cringe so no I don't think I could
Hell no. Disgusting. And how would I look at my family face again after this?
