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God, I love being a human. Humans are like the best animals. Penguin? More like shitguin. With a shit grin. We have the best grins, the best smiles, because we're so happy. Especially in the West. Being born as a human in the West is like winning the birth lottery. Most of us spend like half of our lives just chilling, eating heaps of food which we can obtain with like zero effort from a large store within a few hundred metres from our homes. How do we afford all of that? We must be working ourselves to death! Nope, we just sit at a desk for a few hours a day, or do some "manual labour" which, thanks to all of that cool technology we have so commonly, is pretty much nothing compared to what other species have to deal with.
God bless humanity: God bless the West, capitalism.
>>28287225
And yet its never enough ;_;
I'd rather be a penguin desu
Eh, I would say being the loved pet of a wealthy human would be a lot better, they have literally no responsibilities or cares plus may well be selected for breeding stock
>roastie cheats on you
>cuck beat the guy instead
Kek why do normies do this?
Cause if you start beating the roastie the guy may start defending her in the confusion.
If you start beating the guy, the girl cannot defend herself.
That's the logical explanation but I don't think that's what really happens tho...
Well because when you love a girl, and shes fucking around with some guy, some get mad at the GUY, when in reality is was the GIRL's fault. I never been cheated on but I would dump the roastie immediately. A true cuck fights over a female. You either beat some ass or get your ass beat over some petty pussy. You know she's scandalous after she cheated on you, there is no point in trying to rebuild a bridge that's already burned down.
>>28287215
I dunno, why do you have so shit tastes in planes?
What she did to vegan gains could NOT be forgotten.
I ask for a special poopoopeepee army to properly treat this issue.
>>28287207
i want to have sex with her:(
I would litterally kill a man if it meant she would sit on my face. Her tits give me a humongous rager everytime I see her. Now I have to go jerk off. Thanks op
I wonder what a vegan woman's bowel movements are like...
Last night I opened this thread and I considered, briefly, posting in it. Instead, let's dedicate a few moments to laughing at this loser and his boring threads
that's pretty /devilish/ OP
>he was right
hahaahhaha, what fucking swine. i love laughing at pathetic failed threads with my dozens of smoking hot gfs. just thinking about how much of a loser this guy is makes my dick rock hard!!!
I am that paranoid all the time. So I never start threads. Im also like that on real life.
what's up with roasties trying to look like pic related now a days?
white women are so self-loathing that they're trying to become non-white. they want to look like niggers/arabs/latinas.
>>28287054
Is that the kardasiun offspring?
Meh -_- wud reluctantly tap it. Imagine having a conversation with her?
Does it think?
>>28287146
Nope.
She is literally trying to turn herself into kim, even having her lips done to look more like Kim's. Also, this bitch thinks she made wigs popular.
Do you believe in the inherit goodness of people?
Yes. We're social animals and in order to maintain any sort of society the benevolent genes would've prevailed
Everyone is a liar. Everyone sins.
>>28286956
I want to but I can't. There is just too much evidence that we are just another species of animals fighting agains time
Which of these sensationalist films that holds the internet as a scary ebil place is the worst and has the most kike propaganda?
I really hate the robot. why did hiro put it back
bump
>>28286941
Typically what makes people most afraid is that which they do not understand. These movies were probably organized by old people who don't understand the Internet or who also buy into the notion of the Internet being a mysterious conduit of evil, and thus express those fears.
Smiley was the cringiest, but MiM is the most sensationalist.
Red Flags for Anon.
>He doesn't like /pol/
>He bases his exercise regime on /fit/
>He dresses like /fa/
>He takes book recommendations from /lit/
>>28286988
>He dresses like /fa/
This
>>28286937
so you don't like guys over the age of 16 huh
>you will never go back in time
>you will never find middle school you mid-sperg out
>you will never beat them to death with a sack full of doorknobs
>you will never stand over your own prepubescent body and fade into the painless void
fug
Obscure but relatable feel
>>28286858
>implying you would fade
>implying you wouldn't just be displaced into the past of an alternate universe you created
>>28286975
>implying BttF isn't factual
FUCK YOU REEEEE
Hey /r9k/, I temporarily quit uni for mental health reasons a couple months ago. I'm currently a NEET and if you want to chat I'd be grateful since I'm very lonely.
How you doing mate
>>28286857
what do you do for fun? what do you enjoy in life?
>>28286871
Bit shit mate, you?
>>28286898
I had video games as a hobby all my life, either they're losing their charm now or aging makes games less amazing, I'm 21 now
I just discovered I'm 37.5% descended from Polish nobility and 25% Jew Ashkenazi. Holy shit. Fucking commies stole all our wealth though. I wonder what castles my ancestors lived in.
>muh heritage
ori
>>28286813
Says the pleb. My (distant) relatives include scientists.
>>28287079
and what are you? are your ancestors proud?
OH SHIT WHADDUP my fellow bois fill up my Dat Boi folder
ohh shit whadup
does anybody have dat boi with a good transparent background?
>unironically posting tumblr memes
>tfw get called cute all the time
>never hot or if i'm lucky I get the occasional ''beautiful''
>tfw only get called ugly
>>28286724
Same issue but I'm a dude op, unless I'm balls deep in vagina I only get called cute
>>28286724
I'd rather have a cute girl than a hot one, just because the former is more attractive imo
Either way, don't fret about that shit
Why is it so hard to find a good man?
Same reason it's so hard to find a good woman.
>>28286693
Good men don't exist.
you can't find something if you don't actively look for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SXoEytvufM
Even Pewdiepie, king of normie media despises chestlets.
How do you even live with a flat chest, roasties?
FLAT CHESTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Now pewds is dropping some red pill on all those chestlets subscribers.
I wish chestlet was an actual social thing like manlets or dicklets, but no one really cares about female chest size; tits are just a bonus to the rest of the female form.
