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I have important school work to be doing for my programming class, but I'm stoned on /r9k/ anyway and have no regrets.
Anybody else /apathy/ here?
>>28284736
I have no regrets (now)
>>28284736
if you're stoned you can't hate women properly
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE NORMIE REEEEEREEREEEEEE
but that's not what apathy is at all you retard
if youre in college getting stoned and meme posting you literally have 0 idea of what true apathy feels like
you are literally too young
stop being a faggot
I googled "I have no passion" and came across this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/needadvice/comments/271ape/i_have_no_passion_for_anything/
redditors are meant to be white middle class successful people, right? anyway, they're all saying that 22 years is old, and I'm 24. i've never had a girlfriend and my last job was a 3 month retail stint 4 years ago...
i just feel too ashamed and embarrassed to work retail, but i'm too dumb to do anything else.
i dunno man, maybe i should just kill myself.
>>28284712
Learn how to do something then?
You do know a lot of high paying jobs are easy right?
>>28284712
It's never too old to find a job. Learn skills and lie when you need to. This is what normalfags even have to do.
>>28284712
24 here as well
I literally have no self esteem. So I'm not embarrassed to work retail or fast food because I'm trash anyways. I always feel like people are looking down on me, so I just put my head down, stay as silent as possible, and do my work like a good goy.
So which board is the lowest IQ cancer and why is it /pol/
>>28284631
Why do you keep posting this? They live off of reaction.
/r9k/ has the lowest iq
The general quality of replies is abysmal.
Most of you just aren't that bright.
I suspect /b/ actually has the lowest IQ, followed by /v/, /pol/, and then /r9k/.
Though, you rage is obviously a result of being some brand of shitskin, and you probably got your ass burnt just now.
>girlfriend went to Ft. Lauderdale last month for spring break
>tfw I found out from a mutual friend she participated in a wet t-shirt contest
Should I dump her immediately? I don't even care that she was in a wet t-shirt contest, but I'm pissed she kept it from me.
Confront her and if she does not give a satisfying reponse you should dump her.
>>28284535
How old is she?
Sounds like a slut OP
>>28284612
She's 20
fuck off robot
How do chestlets deal with the knowledge that they will never be considered a real woman?
Are traps chestlets?
I love images like this.
Look at number 2, she just knows all eyes are on her wicked rack
>>28284528
You fucking disgust me OP. There is nothing wrong with small breast women. LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM YOU NORMIE CUNTS!
What is a good robot job?
I've been doing retail for like a month now and I've never wanted to kill my self more than I do now.
Please help what jobs can I apply to?
>>28284480
Security jobs.
Most robot you can get
>>28284480
Insecurity jobs.
Most robot you can get
>>28284495
Don't you need to be certified for that?
>spend an hour looking for a video game to buy and play
>don't want to play anything
>spends an hour browsing netflix and amazon prime for stuff to watch
>don't want to watch anything
>end up just shitposting on this horrible site instead
is there a point where things just stop being enjoyable whatsoever?
>>28284453
Yes. Welcome to depression, OP.
>>28285250
All I've done today is drink coffee and browse this site.
Please make the pain go away.
>>28285301
Well, there are some treatments available.
>tfw virgin
>tfw got HPV
Just kill me lads. I don't want to live in this unjust world.
Should I use it to destroy normies?
>>28284315
No.
Get that shit treated and live your life normally, there's worse viruses anyway.
>>28284315
>be bi degenerate
>no diseases
>>28284411
>HPV
>treated
I just ate and my stomach is stil rumbling. How the hell do I make myself stop eating?
put the food down. remove the food from your presence
Drink coffee and try to engage yourself in something.
It's not easy, I know. I just want to eat, sleep and then fucking die.
>>28284228
find an interest. Learn something you feel you wanna learn.
You either eat because you have nothing to do or because you're depressed.
We post memes we think we started.
I'm almost sure i started "oregano comment"
>>28284223
kys
oregano comet
Yeah, definitely, it's not as if it was an obvious joke that hundreds of people though of, you definitely started it
>>28284223
I'm pretty sure you're an enormous faggotoregano comment
Should being under 6'0 officially be considered as a disability?
>5'11
>tfw a girl said i was "almost tall" the other day
jdimsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EcDHtubRSo
>>28284122
Mods delete this
Sage the thread
>>28284122
Of course. We should sterilize anyone under 6' too. Only men though.
hey robots how do i get prescribed pain killers? What do I lie to say to get a script to my doc? Im already getting a xanax script and want to get some painkillers too
if you want anything stronger than codeine jump in front of a car, otherwise tell him you have a migraine maybe you'll get t3s
>>28284108
Black tar mexican heroin or go home
>>28284136
T3s will do fine but idk if he would for a migraine whats a forsure thing?
/R9K/ was right again
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4hf10y/well_apparently_i_23m_am_a_manchild_and_a_shamer/
Stacy fucking Chad at college whilst leaving the Beta provider at home to stew before kicking up shit when her actions have consequences
"MUH SLUT SHAMING"
How many times are you going to post this same shit?
>>28284006
You literally have no life and that's saying something coming from someone from here
>>28284147
Shit, has this been posted before today?
I just saw and thought it was perfect r9k material, sorry guys
Oh my god what do i do?
5 minutes ago i matched with a solid 9/10 nerdy qt grill on tinder, i immediately wrote to her about one of her hobbies and she hasn't responded yet..
Is it over?
>>28284004
>5 minutes ago
stop being impatient you dumb frogposter
>>28284034
okay its gone like 30 minutes and she hasn't responded, i'm freaking out right now. I found her instagram and face and youtube channel and i think i love her.
I just want her to acknowledge my presence..
Are you at least 8/10? If not, it's over. She's planning on using you as an emotional sponge, orbiter, entertainment or betabux provider
LEEEEEEEETTSSSS GIIIIIIIIIT RIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOGGHHHHHTT TO THE NEEEEEEIIIIIISSSS
literally a giant faggot holy fuck i hate that stupid fucks face god damn
>>28283998
>that stream where he goes off on how pyrocynical takes it up the ass by old furry men in giraffe costumes
Fuck calm down dude
>>28283979
Like this comment if you think keemstar is the best youtuber and drama alert is best show on YouTube
