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What are some movies where the robot is the protagonist and he gets the girl an a happy ever after?
Zombieland is the only one i can think of.
zombieland is the fucking shittiest movie ever
this is a real robot flim
and it's not bad either
Punch Drunk Love
Buffalo 66
>>28750449
Come down edge lord, you arent a killer you arent fucking dark and you arent psychotic.
You are either skinny fat or fat and you are fuckin boring.
pic related, bet he is so dakr just like you
if someone were to proposition you
recruit you to go live in the forest, work on a farm, build humble homes, contribute to a small community, something like that
to leave your society behind, would you consider it? or do you still feel like your place is in your society? the suburbs, your apartment, wherever you are? are you perfectly content being neet, or working retail, or in school working on your major, or whatever? do you think it's more likely for society to find your life of worth one day and reward you with something that might come close to your ideal lifestyle, than it is to take complete control of your life, and to get close to a purely god given physical reality, and build it exactly how you want?
do you have good societal prospects?
are there things that you have now that you wouldnt be able to leave behind?
>>28750321
>contribute to a small community
>contributing to anything
hell no
>>28750321
oh you're that loser who is trying to start a cult right? give up fag
im going to do great things, and you're gonna know my name
http://www.anondraw.com/#private_3iwik,-13572,-7281
>Few minutes in
>dick drawings
Put why Y:0 X:0 to find us
>>28750303
BOHSE
ONKELZ
>>28750303
mega lag
/r9k/ face it.
Deep down your greatest desire is to be chad's boy toy. That is why you hate Stacy so much. The female gender is the one thing stopping you from becoming his twink slaveboy.
do not project your fetishes onto the good people of this board
>ginger
>chad
he ain't no chad boi
No, sorry Schlomo you're not turning anyone gay. Take this degenerate shit to >>>/lbgt/
Every man wants to be Chad and get Stacie, not the other way around
Has anyone held the position of a delivery driver at Domino's Pizza? What's it like?
I just walked in for my two minute interview and they offered $3.50/hour + tips.
>>28750235
the wear and tear to your car is going to be more than your salary, its not worth it
>>28750280
I'd be driving my dad's 2015 Camry so p much just not worth the depreciation?
>>28750280
This. My brother drives for Pizza Hut and he's been borrowing my car for the last couple months while he's waiting for his to get replaced(someone backed into him really hard in a parking lot).
Went out to my car the other day to dive to the store and found out you have to fuck with the shifter for a minute to get it to go into reverse and now my car overheats after a while of driving. My car is old anyway, but it was fine before he started using it for work...
I'm a girl and I think it's hot as fuck how I can ruin any man's life and have him imprisoned and fucked up the ass by his cellmate just by falsely accusing him of rape.
I'm a guy and I think it'd be hot if we dated and you made me suck off/get fucked by your bull.
>>28750170
i tried to kill myself in novembemr and ever since i feel like i'm in limbo
>>28750170
I'm a girl and I should be in prison for assaulting strangers repeatedly with knives and even worse but I've gotten off the hook and don't think I'll ever be properly prosecuted. I'm sure it's all thanks to my gender and looking unassuming and acting polite and likable. The guilt is overwhelming but even if I were to go to the police and confess everything, I've already been prosecuted, there's nothing more that can be done other than living miserably with the guilt or killing myself.
Why is being cynical considered a bad thing by normies? Is it because they don't want somebody revealing to them that life isn't a happy wonderland where you can do anything and backstab someone without consequences?
>>28750140
Everyone is cynical, there's just an unspoken agreement not to reveal it.
>>28750163
This
vocalizing it all the time just makes you seem like a wet blanket or a soppy cunt. We all know life sucks.
>>28750163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox
Living in a world where everyone who isn't fine forces everyone else who also isn't fine to pretend they're fine makes no sense
I had a crush on this quiet girl in my class but never got a chance to talk to her. Im 90 percent sure she liked me too but now that the semester is over i have no way of communicating to her because she also has no social media. There is no guarantee i will see her again on campus over the summer or next fall. In fact it is probably most likely that i wont see her again. On the school website thing we had an assignment where we answered a question and talked about ourselves at the start of the year. Would it be creepy if i responded to her comment months later and asked for her number. She would mostly likely get the response because i think it would notify her but the rest of the class would too i think.
> never got a chance to talk to her
> Im 90 percent sure she liked me too
What???
What grade are you in? She's probably gonna be there next year. Why the fuck didn't you talk to her the entire year???
Also how the hell can you be sure she has a crush on you if you've literally never talked to her?
Whatever, go for broke, reply to her comment, she probably won't even see it though.
>>28750078
don't ask for her number, you can find some other way for her to meet up with you without making a fool out of yourself
>>28750165
every time i looked up she was staring at me and then would look away. also some other weird things throughout the semester that would be too difficult to describe.
this is college if you are implying im in hs m8. it is a small college though so that increases my chances of seeing her again a little bit i guess. but for all i know she might transfer and not even be going here next year.
He is a rare picture of Elliot's car, with the airbag inflated after the crash
>>28750035
>Being Asian.
>Driving.
You're supposed to pick only one!
>>28750035
What a supreme automobile
>>28750035
So was the location of his ascension to the next life. Rest in Peace, you glorious bastard.
>tfw Hooyo found out about my drug addiction
>tfw she's threatening to send me back to Mogadishu
>tfw she's blasting Somali music right now so she's distracted
I have a kitchen knife at my disposal, cocaine and almost 700mL of smirnoff vodka.
How should I kill myself?
pic related, my mom
Ur mum hot dude lemme hit dat
>>28750080
She's pretty qt right
Don't post cocochan.
She makes me angry as hell.
What is your destiny? Want to know? Just post in this thread and ill fate you up so hard even your mom wont be able to recognize you lmao.
Just tell me if you want to know about love, money, FATE or cheeses.
LIMITED EDITION
Alright. Riddle me my fate, metallic teller.
yes anon fortune teller, tell me my fate
will I ever have the adventurous life I've always dreamed of
Elliot Rodger was what you might call a God. If you disagree you are likely a chad or a beta orbiter. My Twisted World is the greatest piece of literature of the 21st century. I would know, I have a degree in literature.
>>28749766
bump
quality thread
>>28749766
Here is the only public picture of Elliot's house in woodland hills
>>28749766
Is this ironic shitposting or the regular kind?
Wagie here.
I have to drive to work with my own car. I took 20mg Valium on Friday, 4mg klonopin yesterday and another 6mg today, the last 4mg just minutes ago, before I realized that I have to get up for work in 7 hours. I have no tolerance to speak of, but I feel only slightly drunk (especially walk like a retard and typing is a pain in the butt) and very comfy, but not sleepy in the slightest. Last night I fell asleep on the floor, and woke up 12 hours later well rested.
Will I have problems driving and functioning normally tomorrow? Let alone waking up? I'm sure some people here have experience with that.
I just heard my neighbors having sex again too, they do that like 2-3 times a day.
brb having a smoke
>>28749732
GET THE FUCK BACK
BOUT TO KNOCK YO FUCKEN LIGHTS OUT
>>28749732
if it's true what you said, do not drive no matter what
>>28749782
That happened the first time I took 2 mg, literally passed out on my bed, but I took a week break and now it doesn't do that anymore even with a triple dose.
>>28749821
Why not? I feel reasonably sober, just a bit wonky on the legs.
Write a letter to someone.
Hard mode: respond with a real name if you think you know who is writing it
Nightmare mode: sign with your real name
Super ultra giga quads nigga mode: use all real names, dates, and places. Initials don't count.
Dear dear,
I'm writing a letter here
Always sincere,
Mr. Goodyear
>>28749818
Dear queer,
Listen here.
I'm gonna come inside your ear.
Very sincere,
John Deere
>>28750260
Dear John Deere,
I'm glad you're not near
Signed with fear,
Mr. Goodyear
what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN SHE PROMISED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER BUT SAID WE SHOULDN'T DATE SO I SNAPPED OUT ON HER AND TOLD HER WHY ARE YOU STABBING ME IN THE HEART THEN SHE BLOCKED MY NUMBER SO I USED MY MOMS PHONE TO CALL HER BUT SHE DIDNT ANSWER THEN I CALLED HER SISTER AND HER SISTER DIDN'T REPLY SO THEN SHE TEXTED ME "LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL GET MY DAD INVOLVED" WHAT THE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28749729
Women are liars, she just wanted you as an emotional tampon orbitor. So said anything to keep you in line as she thought you'd be to beta to respond past that
>>28749881
SHE SAID SHE WILL GET DADDY ON ME IF I DON'T LEAVE THEM ALONE WHAT DO I DO NOW BLOCK THEM OR SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE SAID SHE NEEDS "SPACE" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT BULLSHIT MEAN FOR ME TO SIT HERE AND WAIT
>>28749729
It means you're done pham
You want more, she doesn't, therefore there's no reason to see each other. Let go.
