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Anyone here actively trying to work on your social skills?
I take whatever level and with whomever, girls or otherwise? Like do you actively watch yourself when you talk to people and try to implement some things you think beforehand that you can do better?
getting into fashion gave me a sense of superiority, i think im better than everyone and normies actually eat it up.
yeah. im horrible at small talk because I dont care about peoples oppinions on movies,tv,vidya ect. because I dont take part in those activities.
how do you guys small talk?
>>25447904
I usually try to clear my head and only seek to entertain myself. It works 100% of the time. If you're carrying on and enjoying yourself, others will naturally want to take part in it.
>>25447931
>autism
Post in this thread if you have a mental illness that involves psychosis. What do you have? What are you taking for it? Does the medication work?
>>25447876
how to tell if I have psychosis?
Ive isolated myself from society and lost contact with my friends but im about to go to school.
I think im in reality
>>25447909
Psychosis is basically you lose touch with reality.
I've never gone to a doctor for it, mostly because I don't think meds are usually the answer to anything. I don't even know if it's a "condition," I just get intense feelings of disconnection from the world that make driving, social interaction, or even walking through public places nearly impossible when they strike. It feels like playing an online game and having your ping suddenly spike, causing a severe discrepency between you and the server.
>tfw you never had a young, hot high school teacher
>>25447830
lel she's balding
>>25448338
that's not balding
BUt i did and she didn't have sex with me.
>"oh Anon, thanks for taking me to lunch today but I have to go! I have a date with Chad at 4 PM!
>>25447783
Perfect! The laxatives I put in your drink should kick in any minute, you slutty piece of shit. Have fun shitting yourself in front of everybody in this resturant. Oh, and I fucked your 9 year old sister.
>>25447783
You haven't even eaten the fucking food I bought you
>>25447860
That's not how laxatives work, family
grandma is putting my nuggets on the oven hbu
she touches my butt shes a molestor
when im walking past she will touch it and she said "i wish i had a figure like you" and was running her hands down the sides of my body
gibbe da fuq
>>25447764
sounds hot tbf
Wat wat wat wat wat
Come on robots, lets convince Hiro.
Make /r9k/ Great Again!
http://strawpoll.me/6435072
>>25447749
>the mere presence of women is enough to send /r9k/ into a spastic fit
>>25447749
Bump
Lets go robots, fulfill the board's full potential.
>>25447907
The only way that could be done is to remove names and trips
Why are the best ones always gay?
Pic related came out of the closet on tumblr.
>>25447713
because gayness is the ultimate red pill
Who the fuck is that? I don't follow celebrities.
>>25447713
didn't he do blackface a lot
is there anything worse than a womanlet?
>>25447703
5'9 - 5'11 is optimal female height in my opinion
It's hot and it will help ensure you have tall sons
>>25447703
trannies are much worse
Everything is worse than womenlets
5'2" is perfect for me. A foot shorter than me.
I give no shits about the height of my hypothetical children cause I don't want children. I won't get a girl anyways so its fine for me to have dumb standards.
>he believe in conspiracy theories
I don't believe none o dat
>he talks about 'alpha' and 'beta' men
>he visits 4chan
Jew memes can't melt Bush lemme eat dat ass
They are people on this board who haven't read My Twisted World and don't plan to. Shaking my head
Eliot Rodger is a horrible role model you virgin
It should be required reading in all schools.
>>25447356
it should be stickied desu, might scare the normies off to be associated with the Rodge
guys my right testicle hurts, i also noticed that the left one is deeper in the body when flacid
is it cancer
>>25447308
consider yourself lucky, just act casual and ride it out.
>>25447435
I've started shitting blood and this is what I do. I wanted to kill myself anyway, I will get the last laugh.
>>25447308
I remember that happening to me, you're suppose to go to the hospital immediately because as I remember something something about your testicle getting something somethinged. But really anon, go to the hospital, right now. Or you'll regret it like i did.
Tip: If you act really indifferent towards a girl it will drive her crazy.
Most girls are used to their beta orbiters doing everything for them at the drop of a hat, and if you don't act like that it tells her you're not an orbiter.
>>25447232
Dating and relationships 101. But thanks for the reminder.
thanks for the advice I never thought of that.
how would you suggest going out to meet girls?
im 22 and dont like going to bars
>>25447232
Tip: have attractive facial aesthetics
women love that shit ;^)
The only thing keeping me going is the hope that I'll find something new to hate more than myself.
What keeps you from killing yourself, /r9k/?
Make a list of everything you hate and imagine something worse
>>25447099
I'm a coward.originall comment
>>25447589
It's too long of a list.
TOO MANY HOEZ IN MUH MUTHAFUCKIN MEAL
ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHER FUXKER FEELLS
(Mutherfucka feels)
I roll in nickels
>depressed
>be 25y/o virgin
>get gf
>less depressed
>terrible break up at 29y/o
>feel even more depressed but at least no virgin
>get to know more terrible women
>even more depressed, losing hope
fml will I ever be happy.
>>25447078
not your fucking blog, depresso
you should kill yourself to numb the pain
>>25447143
No way in hell will I ever start a blog.
>>25447180
Solid advice, but not going to happen I think.
