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how do i get a boyfriend? I have mostly everything a guy wants, why dont guys like me?
>decently cute
>good at convo
>not feminazi
>not annoying on social media
>virgin
>no alcohol/drugs
>average butt/boobs
>short
>not excessive makeup, know how to apply it
>normal interests, nothing weird
>dress normally, sweater and leggings
>nice to everybody
every guy i talk to just wants me for sex and as a fwb thing. im not specific in a guy, just someone whos healthy and that i enjoy talking to. literally no guys talk to me. not going to use tinder
>>25449525
Post pic?
You in UK?
>>25449525
Bae, get some girlfriends, go to the club, dance your face off, go home.
Done?
Ok, go join a charitable organization. join the one with the type of guy you want. do the thing. find a guy you like, find out if he's single, ask him out.
>>25449525
>leggings
into_the_trash.jpg
i haven't vacuumed my apartment in over 2 months
Pics to show how bad
why not?
are you scared of vacuums?
>>25449510
I don't even own a vacuum so I haven't vacuumed since I moved in last August.
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
>>25449477
Mike just stop.
>>25449477
Who's mike matei
>>25449477
so sad... did he really have to sell his old vidyas? who cucked his wife?
Does anyone else ever hate themselves whenever they see an attractive woman they know they'll never have a chance of getting with?
Especially if you like her personality too.
>>25449466
stop looking at attractive women and if ever you do so, don't notice their likely decent personalities.
I know that feel all too well anon.
>tfw falling in love with her laughter
yes
It's not even just attractive girls like 7/10 normie basic bitches. It's almost everybody. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I'm decently attractive and I don't have any serious mental problems or deficiencies. I just don't get along with anybody on this shitty Earth.
why do black people on here claim to be robots? they're naturally inclined to be social
Black people can be robots. Pic related.
>>25449462
because i'm a kissless virgin and i hate talking to people
![tumblr_nks71ob6gd1t0ij5do1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1nOrZyS.jpg "tumblr nks71ob6gd1t0ij5do1 1280[1]")
>>25449508
is that aminyan?
she a cute
>that guy who drops his pants to use a urinal
Yeah I drop my pants, feels good man
>That guy who never uses urinals and goes to the toilet stalls just to piss
I am that guy.
>>25449503
It's better privacy.
How do we punish women for their transgressions against men?
>>25449435
I do it by cumming on their face
>but not really kek
>>25449467
I mean torture
>>25449435
Make artificial wombs, and exterminate them to make room for waifu holograms. Lead humanity into a golden age
Why do you robots think it's impossible to be lazy and smart at the same time?
>>25449278
Because smart people know that being lazy is for dumb shits like you.
it's not. you can be lazy by not doing work and that's smart because you're conserving energy for when you run in case someone tries to rape you
Nobody calls smart lazy people lazy, because they still get shit done, they just find better, easier ways to do it.
I'm so fucking lonely 2bh
A dark anon
A lonely cuck
>>25449195
>see omegle thread
>get webcam out of storage bin
>first convo social anxiety kicks in
>h-h-hi
>get called a faggot
welp might as well throw my cam away instead of storing it
bump for feels and originality
>TFW even this fat cunt has had Chad more times than any of us can count
Why did we let women run amok like this? Sexual liberation is sexual slavery for all but the most dominant of men. Marriage and abstinence were the two things that gave the average man hope and prevented hypergamy from ripping society apart. This is why Islam is winning.Stealth belly girl thread
>>25449092
>tfw no belly gf
2016 is the year
>>25449092
I'm not into fat chicks but to be fair she does have an attractive face.
Fat girls with enormous breasts and nice faces are the best kind of women.
in our lifetime we will probably never know why we actually exist
If i knew this, i would probably be okay with death directly afterwards.
I just want to know. Its not fair.
Dude, the Milky Way is like gods vagina man
The point in life is here and now
the meaning of life is life istelf there is no greater purpose
>>25449078
there is no reason just a couse
>Hey anon, come and show me how this game works!
I'm not interested in white women, sorry
>>25449007
you're playing Runescape you dumb cunt
>>25449007
that is an ass tbqh
Which one are you, fellow robots?
>>25448994
Where's the "just don't care anymore"?
The denialist and phony, with a little bit of the why me in there. All rolled into one pathetic sexless ball.
The Judgemental tho I don't compensate for my size or tip toe, I just gave up in general. I am right and this is bullshit.
Come play my game, I'll test ya.
>>25448873
Sure thing my fellow white cuban
sup nigga, what do you want?
>>25448891
>>25448883
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim.
If youre above 16/17 and still a virgin then you should kill yourself you worthless robot
>>25448813
>t. 17 year old wigger wanna be Chad who still hasn't gotten his dick wet yet
>>25448813
Are you voulnteering your pussy to me?
>>25448813
Fuck Ibra.
