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Robots....why do you want a gf so much?
I just want everyone to fuck off.
They think it will fill the hole.
It won't.
Nothing will.
because robots are a damsel in distress who think that it'll be like in the fairy tales and having someone be attracted to you will make them into your knight in shining armor and that you'll blissfully ride off into the sunset together all in love and have a happily ever after.
Who here /geneticgarbage/?
>5'7"
>small wrists
>size 9.5 feet
>5.5inch penis
>overbite
>gyno
Just kill me already
>>25452172
>5"7 1.4
>average/small wrists
>extreme overbite and jaw deformities from it
>ugly face with big nose and acne
Life was meant to be a pathway of thorns and thistles for me. God better repay me for my sufferring when I die that was undeserved.
Two words
>spic
>manlet
>>25452172
>6'1"
>Proportional wrists
>Size 11.5 feet
>8 Inch duck
>Overbite by a few mm
>Medium weight, could be shredded if I stop being degenerate
>Blue eyes white skin dark brown hair
>Teeth have been fixed to be normal
>Found way to clear acne
>German/Polish
Why am I still a robot?I don't get it
>open porn
>see this
what is your first course of action?
>>25452024
fap to them boobies
He never sticks his cock in any hole all the way in...
Its always only 40-50% of the way in why the fuck is that?
S he afraid of hiv? U are barebacking ladyboys already might as well go to town and plow sum oucci
Exhibit A
Its not one fuckuing bid its everynsungle fucking scene
Shemale porn has ruined my sexual appetite.
>she unironically thinks gender is a social construct and not a biological one
>Sex is biological
>Gender is what you identify as/see yourself as.
>he actually gives a single fuck about any of this
>>25453373
Yeah, so what?
Genetic anomalies don't prove anything.
Its Saturday night bro bots. Just polishing off a bottle of bourbon and Im packing up my back pack to go for a night walk. Probably gonna buy some cigs.
Any robots got any green texts? Whatre you doing tonight?
>tfw you don't live in the city so everywhere is complete darkness
>>25452171
why do you need a backpack for a nightwalk?
>decide to go for night walk
>light up cig while enjoying the air
>suddenly crack whore appears out of nowhere
>shat pants.gif
>she asks me if I have any food or money because she's starving
>offer her some snacks I brought
>she says she needs money
>fuck this bitch
>tell her I don't have any
>she starts asking if she can live with me
>tell her no
>she starts begging me and crying
>run the fuck out of there and go home
This bitch probably would've fucked me just for the oppurtunity to steal my shit
Ruined my walk
>be me, girl, around 8 or 9
>came home from an amusement park with my family and uncle and his family
>runs inside
>sees my other uncle there
>notice hes wearing a suit (don't know why but I liked suits)
>gets excited
>he's my favorite family member (nice to me, funny, bought me stuff)
>jumps right on to his lap
>his face looked like oops
>feel wetness underneath me
>starts shouting for me to get the fuck off him
>get off and i start feeling like shit, about to cry
>sees his pants in crotch area is wet
>thought he peed his pants
>my dad and uncle came in to see what was up (they're all brothers)
>sees his cum stained pants
>uncle with cum stain gets super embarrassed
>other uncle is laughing
>dad is visibly irritated and pissed
>uncle goes to bathroom to clean up
>dad asks me what happen
>say I jumped onto him and he peed his pants
>a look of relief waves over him
>i leave the room
>later hear them mocking him for it, (he was the youngest, about 30 so they picked on his a lot occasionally)
>he tries to defend himself that he was watching porn minutes before we arrived home
not exactly sexual but it is definitely something that we pretend never happened whenever we see eachother
>Was in kindergarten or 1st grade I don't remember
>My class went to see this play
>Sat next to my only friend, we'll call him C
>The place was an auditorium, it was this huge place.The place was pitch black except for the lighting of the stage.
>I feel C's hand drift under my uniform skirt, while the performance is going on.
>I look over to him in the dark. He looks at me.
>"Stop" I whisper. And pull his hand from the vicinity of my underpants. I didn't like it, but at the same time I did. Sort of. It was weird and uncomf. I was more worried about getting caught by the teacher tbqh.
>"If you don't let me do this I won't be your friend anymore, besides no one can see it's pitch black in here" he whispers back
>Heartbroken.jpg
>He was my only friend in that shitty classroom and it would of broken me if he never talked or shared his crayons with me anymore.
>After a while of whisper protest I let him do it. Forced him to tell me how he knows about this stuff and my memories fuzzy on what he tells me. I think he tells me a family member did it to him.
>I now realize in current time that he was molested and he was doing the same thing to me.
>But instead of putting his hand down there, he pretends to have dropped something on the ground so the teachers don't get suspicious.
>He then proceeds to try to eat me out.
>I kick him a little to tell him to stop, because it's making me uncomf and I didn't want this.
>He gets mad and then proceeds to never talk to me again for the rest of the year.
We later did talk again though.
>>25451955
a whore at age 8
that has to be some kind of record
bumpbumpbump ayeayeaye
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>Studied something I don't care about or even like
>interning in that field and dread each workday
>too old and in too much debt to change
occupational direction
>too stupid to do much of anything well in the first place
>this is going to be the rest of my life
Who here /fuckedup/? I'd have been better off just becoming a true NEET after HS.
>>25451832
How old are you?
And, are you a lawyer?
>>25451832
>Doesn't want to mention field
Fuck off
You're never really too old to change occupations.
Be realistic, what is it that you want out of a relationship?
>>25451824
>Be realistic, what is it that you want out of a relationship?
that pic
but seriously, i dunno
i guess i just want to know what it feels like to be in a relationship, and (hopefully) having someone outside of my family really care for me
>>25451824
I want a girlfriend that I can have fun with while with my family and friends, and is liked by my family and friends.
I know it sounds lame, but I'm gonna spend a lot of time with people who aren't her, and I don't want to have to leave her or baby her whenever I spend time with others.
This was the issue with my last gf. She was a qt shy gf, and ended up being too shy.
What I had with my last gf, just someone to spend time with. I don't ask for very much, and I don't need much to be happy, just human company that I can watch a movie with, or walk in the park with. Attractive, intelligent, funny, these are just bonuses.
Recently diagnosed anti social personality disorder. Anyone else here ?
Bump. Feel awful
I have convinced myself I am smarter than everyone else. No empathy of any sort. Will fuck over whoever for my own benefit. Do weird ass stuff all the time
I steal and never feel bad.
what will white women do when all their men leave them for asians, latinas etc?
>>25451777
become single mothers to caramel colored babies.
I'll take one.
t. Turk
>>25451777
What will Anonymous do when he realizes that is never going to happen due to supply and demand?
Do you feel that pornography has in any way contributed to your personal growth or your understanding of the human condition?
I'm wondering if I wasted 7 years of my life.
How did you "waste 7 years of your life" by masturbating to porn when you're horny?
>>25451820
I've spent a LOT of time masturbating to porn. Gay and straight. Probably thousands of hours...
I'm wondering whether it was worth it.
>>25451754
Not like we were going to get GFs anyways
It'd be one thing to be throwing away your life to jerk off, but I literally have been friendless since before I could get erections
>just turned 18
>can finally post on 4chan
Pick up a shovel and start digging
>>25451736
>googles pepe
>takes first image
>"oh boy, 4chan has the dankest memes! better post xDDD"
just leave. you're probably still under age.
Kriyppler
>You will never experience a person growing inside you
Why live?
>>25451646
you may experience a tumor or parasite growing inside you
next best thing
>>>/d/
>>>/aco/
isn't this one of those things that makes trannies kill themselves?
>>25451749
(the robot is fuckign stupid) I hope so anon
I just want tocuddlewith a girl around my height (5 8')
>wanting to "cuddle"
>not tearing that pussy up
>being this gay
I'm 5'7 1/2"
Location?
>>25452501
>tfw you would actively avoid sex and have turned it down before
>tfw I only want to cuddle
>ANON!!!
>LOOK
>WHY DOES YOUR KEYBOARD SPELL MY NAME?
>>25451595
Spoopy
>mutd for 5 secs
>>25451595
I like Yui. She makes me smile.
>tfw you got a nice ducky mechanical keyboard for kwanzaa
