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Get in here robots, let's just talk to each other
That image is so fucked up. I mean its funny but so fucked up.
Good morning, 9 am here. Having a pretty rough time lately. Looking forward to seeing the hateful eight when it releases here. is this a conversation
>>25456073
i haven't seen an image macro that made me chuckle since 2006. thank you robot
I'm turning sixty and I'm still a virgin.
>>25456000
Should I get a pleasure girl or just continue down the path of the wizard
>>25456012
>wizard
>60
You're an immortal lich doomlord at this point
>>25456000
post your dick
original comment OC
Does anybody like candles?
I want to start buying candles because I got one for free from some random Christian and I love it. I can barely smell it ever but just wondering if theres a guide or something to getting the best candles or candle enthusiasts or something.
I think im going to post this on trash or something where would this fall under?
Nobody likes candles here?
Can't say im not surprised tbqh.
>>25455995
Cute pic, dude. My grandma used to light her Christmas tree with candles back in the day.
>>25455995
Also, are you the same guy from /lit/ that likes violent music?
Do you guys keep snacks in your bathroom accessable from the toilet? I like to snack while I poop, I will usually keep something salty and something sweet in there. Right now I have ketchup chips and chocolate covered raisins in there.
What do you guys keep in your bathroom snack drawer?
pic related
america pls
>>25455959
People that eat in the bathroom really confuse me, especially kids that do it in school. Doesn't the smell put you off at all?
>>25455959
>I like to snack while I poop
VILE
>post in an interesting thread
>your post is the last reply
literally every time
>>25455938
not this time robot, not this time.
>post in a thread
>it 404s right afterwards
same. at least it hurts less than on a forum since here it's all anonymous.
do you ever get nervous around black men?
i get nervous around arabs and blacks men to be honest familia
what is the literal difference between these two groups? both creepy as fugg
maybe black men more aggressive in pursuit of sex
but even then.. i dont know f@m
this is why I hate sunbathing nude in America. even at clothing optional areas, you get people who go into culture shock and start taking pictures. All because my top is off, it doesn't mean I appreciate people taking pictures and uploading them. it's even worse nowadays since people have easy access to drones.
>>25455921
No cause I'm not a fucking cuck pussy.
All autists need to be fucking gassed.
>>25455841
No we need a cure.
>>25456350
The only cure would be genocide.
>>25455841
>All autists need to be fucking gassed.
y-you too
I'm 25, I have a solid job that pays 90k a year, I own an apartment and a nice car. I've been going to the gym since I was a teenager. Yet I'm still absolutely terrible with talking to women. I'm still a virgin. Should I hire a hooker?
No. Don't you want awesome wizard powers?
>>25455876
How do I know its not just a lie? What are these wizard powers?
>>25455898
If wizards shared what their powers were, normalfaglets would try to become wizards for the powers. Do you see why we can't have that?
I've only eaten Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls for the past 3 and a half months. Ask me anything
>>25455757
bagged salads are cheap too
>>25455757
How many do you eat a day? Has anyone at the grocery store ever questioned you about buying only these?
How do you feel, physically?
What does your shit look like?
why are there so many normies on /r9k/ now?
>>25455755
Because normies take over and will continue to annex everything on the Internet and make it shit
does a true robot have to be depressed?
>>25455755
a failed normie.
yet, a true robot running from the truth.
yall are fucking gay. like go outside, talk to women
it's NOT THAT HARD
just walk outside, leave your jizz crusted underweart at home. ware some fucking DEODORANT i mean are you fucking joking for real
it's not that hard
What the nig said. It's really not hard. Even if you don't get your pecker puffed, just talking to a girl is an improvement for some of you cucks. Bars are a pretty easy spot. Find some with pool tables or darts, and ask if they're intetested in a game. They got a glass of beer in her hand, ask her what kind. Complement her outfit or something.
>>25456441
But I don't care.
Hahahahaha finally some TRUTH up here in the NO BONE ZONE
I get told a lot I look like a chubby Draco Malfoy. Is this a good thing? I'm in the process of steadily losing weight and going skeleton mode. Will I finally have aesthetics not to be ashamed of?
Pics
This is an original request
First of all, you're not chubby, you're fat. Fat is never a good thing.
I hate when people post shit like this and not post photos so we can see. It's like, what's the fucking point? we can't tell you if you have potential if you don't show us you, fag.
I turned 28 today.
I am a friendless, hug-less, handhold-less, kiss-less virgin.
I have about 5k in the bank, I live in Australia. What should I do?
>>25455639
one 5 thousand dollar hooker bot
>>25455639
Easy, take the money go to mexico and blow all your money on cocain and hookers for a week.
>>25455639
Go out and get smashed. Hit up a brothel and fuck some hookers.
Happy birthday, anon.
Fuck, I have ass burgers and I have a hard time watching this. I'm only watching this for Kirsten desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6rbLSp8Ys
>>25455550
Are they supposed to have assburgers? They just keep laughing and sort of breaking character.
The thing that makes me sad about wrongplanet is some of them are doing fairly well. I only relate to the ones whose souls have been crushed.
>>25455606
I guess it's because they're used each other.
Got steam. going to get into pc gaming [:
>>25455529
Loved that anime. Kinda sucked that there arent many episodes and it kinda ended half heartedly
>>25455529
And you felt the need to make a thread why?
At least post your id if you are going to announce it on r9k.
>>25455529
Good for you man. Hurry up though, the industry is slowly giving less of a shit about us playing their games.
