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Redpill me on being an INTP
As a fellow intp, youre probably nihilistic
INTPs are like INTJs but concern themselves moreso on theory.
Im an INTP. I have a really really active imagination, very thoughtful. Inside my mind is my home.and the external world is secondary.
I can spend an entire day in.solitude just listening to music and reading books/listening to podcasts its so blissful
What would you choose, robots?
Obviously schoolgirl
All the free shit
Blanket for 1.
Toilet for 2, large tv for 2, and playstation for 2.
Sofa for 3.
>Housewife
>PC - 2
>Internet - 2
>Toilet - 2
>Water Tap - 1
>Headphones - 1
>Duvet - 2
There should be a microwave option so you can reheat meals
>>28786864
I think it should be made clearer just what kind of danger you're in and what you should be doing against it. There are a lot of "security" type options which nobody would take over the comfort/life ones normally, but if it turns out you got to, it changes things.
SuicideTuesday edition
First for wagecucking
I've been watching line of duty recently. It makes me wish I could be an anti corruption police officer, looks fun.
>>28785488
>anti corruption
Fucking swerve that. I had enough stress auditing security clearance and legislation breaches in work, having to do that to fucking coppers who know how to cover their tracks? Pass
Fembots, what makes you think you belong here?
Malebots, what makes you think you belong here?
>>28785093
the fact that my life isn't on easy mode?be my gf pls
>>28785074
gender is a mental construct
>tfw you visit your crush's girlfriend's facebook page everyday
All it does is make me miserable and jealous, but I can't stop.
Would you kindly stop making these threads
>>28784964
Fucking thank you for saying this.
>>28784945
OP you're not making us more welcome here just shut the fuck up.
>>28784945
Fuck off whore.
>btw guys i'm a grilllll
>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Absolutely nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
You have 5 seconds to explain why you arent playing overwatch
im at work nigger
>>28784702
Shit game shitty tumblr characters fucking porn game with 64 tick servers kill yourselves famboyolos
not worth the price
This thread is back for anyone interested.
Maybe if I post first someone will actually contact me..
original comment for the sake of getting past the robot that really hasn't improved this boards quality at all.
>>28783142
>arizona green tea
nice, that's a very a e s t h e t i c drink
I made a new thread because the old one is about to 404.
>friends
>fucking FRIENDS
How the fuck did I just get friendzoned?
SHUT IT DOWN
Don't even respond to her
She's heard about 4chan ruining peoples lives with mass abuse and is trying to placate you because she knows you're from here and doesn't know this website has no teeth anymore.
>>28782301
oh ffs
CALLA NO
This happened 6 years ago.
>tfw I was close friends with Jessi after her happening, then she went absolutely insane with gender issues and we stopped talking
Only six years ago? It feels much longer?
At least with the rate at which the flow of time seems to be accelerating we'll all be dead soon.
>was rejected from the military for being socially withdrawn
>was raised by a single mom
>rightfully blamed feminazis for being the cause of beta males existing and being ridiculed
>killed 14 women while Rodger killed 2 women and 4 guys
>wasn't a spoiled rich kid like Rodger and actually looked like a robot
>instead of writing a long, self-absorbed shitty manifesto, wrote a short-and-sweet handwritten suicide letter on the day of the shooting
>could actually aim
Fuck Elliot, he sucks. He's not even white. You're worshipping the wrong guy, /r9k/
>>28779754
Damn, why haven't we heard about this m80?
>and actually looked like a robot
Eliot was hideous and had major gayface.
>>28779754
It's not a competition. We can be polytheists. I was unaware of this guy.
>>28779754
Never heard of this guy before.
>go pee
>look down
>never be a whole man
Above all else this hurts the most
Its instilled an inferiority complex in me in relation to my cock.
Also, hatred for my parents for assaulting their baby. Sick fuckers.
just imagine the first person in history doing this. just cutting off a piece of skin from the most sensitive part of a man's body. and they didn't have sterilization or scalpels back then. basically the first person who did this was a fucking psychopath
>>28777488
Did theynjust sharpen stone?
I wonder if they did it to themselves or a babby first
>yfw you find out that girls screwing a whole football team isn't a meme
http://wtvr.com/2016/05/23/south-fort-myers-high-school-students-bathroom-sex-afterschool/
I mean it's literally 25 fucking guys, fucking a 15 year old in a school bathroom. What the fuck?
>women
8
She was white too and they were all black. That's a really ghetto part of ft myers though, like really really really hood.
Describe your most erotic experience (KVH only) and tell us how much the girl was genuinely interested
>17 in high school
>studying in classroom before the exam
>having a hard time with a math problem
>insanely hot and yet innocent girl approaches me
>she leans forward behind me "that's how you do it anon"
>she starts giving explanation, but I can't concentrate because her cleavage is right at my eyes level
>suddenly realize her face is inches from mine
eye contact.shoujomanga
>she smiles like she didn't notice/care
>bell rings
>exam starts
>can't concentrate
>fail the test
We were both competing for the 1st place, I can't say if she was purposely doing this to make me fail the test or not, but she (obviously) already had a bf
>6th grade
>friend of some grill says she likes me
>don't understand the procedure for acquiring gf
>eventually ask her out
>lasts maybe a week
I got a hug
Is being a cyborg worse than a robot?
>stretching exercises with a partner
>got paired with megamilk, she's a bitch
sluttymaliciousgrin.jpg
>we have to do lower back stretching
>sit on the ground while she presses against your back
>she doesn't use her hands but her full body weight
>first time feeling tits on my back, first time feeling touching tits anyway
>pain in unbearable, but the boobs... she knows it
>also being cheek to cheek, she wishpers a simple word
"more ?"
"y-yes"
She got exactly what she wanted, pretty sure she was just enjoying teasing me.
>>28758169
girl sat on my lap in HS art class wearing yoga pants and i groped her ass with my hand for a solid hour. shortest hour of my life
>tfw disgusted by my filthy apartment but hate cleaning even more
>tfw don't live with my mom any more so she can't force me to do it
Please make me clean, /r9k/
Nice top doggo in your picture friend!!!!
>>28791770
that's a cute picture, i want a dog someday
Just get a new one.
I hope someone never posted that thing before. I'm a fan of electronic music. Presentation thread btw
>Presentation thread.
Please, explain further.
>>28791694
Hows your summer going so far Johnny? Are you glad school is over?
>>28791717
I presented my Thesis in March, but yes. Thanks for asking. I was feeling pretty burnt.
Now why don't you introduce a crossposter to this kind of threads? Do people introduce themselves and add each other in hangouts to fap through cam or what?
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