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>have to leave for work in 30 minutes
Just end my life now tbqh, how do I become a NEETGod?
>>28786895
Remember that you're not a wageslave if you enjoy the job.
>>28786895
Don't worry wagecuck, you'll get fired eventually and never find a job ever again, like I did 6 years ago. I don't think there is any chance of me getting any job since I literally haven't worked since 2010
>>28786895
just remember that your labour pays for my existence. get out there and give it your all, wagie!
Post anime girls getting btfo
jdh fsdjjsdiugf
>>28786853
bloxerino b0t
let me post pretty please.
Why do people tripfag?
Why do people come here, to our anonymous hideout, and try to get attention?
Why is tripfagging allowed?
it's mostly women
and normies
truly the cancer of 4chan
>>28786839
>and try to get attention?
/thread
but seriously all tripfags should cuck off and die
>>28786839
>Why do people tripfag?
To be noticed!
>Why do people come here, to our anonymous hideout, and try to get attention?
Because they can!
>Why is tripfagging allowed?
Not against the rules!
Do you beat the most alpha of the betas robots?
howhot.io
>Says I look 26
DAYUM SON. Shaved three years off my life, I love it.
>>28786829
I'm 23 btw
kill me
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Do you have a girlfriend?
If so, why do you continue coming here? I don't want to REEE at you, i'm just curious. Why wallow in this place if you have someone that's there for you?
>>28786725
I don't technically have a girlfriend but I do have exclusive friends with benefits with a girl. I go on here because even with a girl I'm still a depressed piece of shit who hates his life, r9k seems to think when you get a girl all your problems go away but it isn't even close to true if your depressed a girl won't stop you from being depressed
I have a gf. I'm a NEET and we just live off welfare together.
She's r9k's perfect gf. Virgin, no social networks, slightly dominant, can defend herself, redpill, doesn't fall for social memes etc.
I just come here to:
>enter thread
>act hostile for no reason
literally all i come here for
and to shitpost from different mindsets
i've been a :
>petroleum engineer
>agriculture student
>in the military, copypasted some /k/ posts acronyms for authenticity
>a hard leftist
>a hard rightist
>someone at google
>someone working a retail job
>a sad wagecuck
>a manager of a retail chain
>a store supervisor
>someone who works with special needs people
>a student doctor
>a rich kid who's never worked in his life, with a hedgefund
>several girls
>a guy who owns game x but doesnt really
>one of those cool /tg/ neckbeard types
>a chad instagram poster
>a serial misogynist
>a serial misandrist tumblrite
>invent backup posters and personalities in threads to see how much i can bend the topic or stupidity until others parrot what I said and I dont have to do it myself
It's more fun than any vidya desu
I'd like to create a meme one day
>>28786787
Why is it then that one of the most repeated things about being a robot is not having any physical contact with the opposite gender?
I don't know if having a girlfriend fixes problems or not, but why is it so fanatically followed that "gf = youre a normie"? Been here for years and I never understood this.
On one hand i'd like to think that if you manage to have a relationship, physical or emotional, then all is not lost for you and you're not truly in a bottomless hole. But everything isn't as simple as that, is it?
Why are Japanese girls so amazing?
Because you're a weeb who thinks they'll be like real life anime.
Because white girls don't like you and you think japanese girls will.
>>28786708
>he doesn't realise japanese girls are weebs who try to be like real life anime
Why aren't you a spooky skeleton, anon?
>>28786623
because i'm not
what, do you want me to be?
>>28786649
Yes, yes I do.
Do you not want to be?
>>28786694
i don't care what i look like cos i'm already comfortable with my life
got a problem with that or do you wanna take this outside, cunt?
Is learning the guitar a meme?
I learned to play it and I've gotten nowhere with anybody. All I do with it is play it in my room when the internet is boring.
>>28786502
me too dude, i have been playing for 8 years but i only have a shitty acoustic, i have a decente mic but i am poor bacause i live in a third world country and my best years are now behind me. but sometimes it feel good to play whatever the fuck you want because you are able to
Wait, where you under the impression you'd develop friendships and relationships because you knew how to play guitar?
>>28786502
What did you expect to happen, get a record deal?
The music industry is dead and compromised of talentless manufactured pop artists.
You can't strive for anything more than personal satisfaction in this climate.
>hey anon! Gee, you've gotten so big since I last saw you haha :). Anyway-um... there was kinda something I wanted to ask you... Please don't get offended but... there's this horrible rumor floating around that you're voting for that racist Trump. It-it's not true, is it?... is it...anon? :'(
>Stab her with Bernie sign
NEVER HILLARY!!!
Yeah sure, totally
Yeah bitch now bend over and take your uncles dick.
How do we deal with her not relpying ?
>I talk to grill without expectations on okc
>qt3.14
>shit goes well
>she's kind of a slut but I don't care since internet and I just wanna fantasize
>she must be flooded with male attention, and didn't reply to my last message when I see her connected
I don't wanna go "pls respond"
I don't know what to do
>>28786331
Just be patient u impatient faggot
>>28786331
Poke her or something. You need to push people, annoy them just a little bit to stand out from a crowd and guarantee attention.
>>28786400
Thisthis this this
Beggers cant be choosers
If shes a slut, yoy cant expect her to be reserved for just you
>"but at least I have sex!"
Why is this the go-to remark for chads? What does it even imply?
>>28786214
it implies that they are not such an apalling failure of a human being that they have at least had sex with a woman
>>28786214
Is she supposed to be Ryuko?
they have sex and you don't, something you desire and will never have that they receive in abundance
GIVE ME FUCKING OPIATES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw only weed
i might pick up half a bun tomorrow and IV it
calm down. go for a walk. forget about them, you can't have them. fight the craving as hard as you can, don't cave. the only thing waiting for you if you crave is discomfort.
i'm in the same boat
>>28786187
Have you already tried some or wut?
In Soviet Russia toilet pees on you.
>>28786160
thats a bidet, not a penis. toilets dont have penis.
>>28786160
But that's a Japanese toilet.
Why isn't there a water jet to clean my foreskin?
I call sexist
Do any of you weebs want to play casual CS;GO ?
>>28786115
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/
spicy meatball oregano
Ialready doorigioli
>inb4 that tomoko posting neckbeard fuck
Eversince tomorrow
finally all robots can ascend to heaven
Bladee threads are always dead, sad
I only know one person who likes this guy and he's kind of a sociopath.
I've never listened to him myself though, will check it out an report back.
>>28786885
lmao how is he a sociopath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ6_nMCc8Jo
![800px-JapaneseToiletBidet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hFued4Q.jpg "800px-JapaneseToiletBidet[1]")
