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If you don't look like this, you are NOT a ROBOT
>>28782814
DARTH EGG.
>>28782814
>that perfect facial symmetry
That's a Chad, fuckface.
Holy fuck that is just an awful picture. I know Eggman isn't exactly an adonis but jesus christ that picture makes him look like a literal inhuman monster.
ITT: post lyrics that really hold feels for you- positive or negative.
"tears from the eyes so cold. tears from the eyes in the grass so green. as I lie here, the burden is being lifted once and for all. once and for all. beware of the light, it may take you away- to where no evil dwells. it will take you away- for all eternity. night is so beautiful (we need her as much as we need day.)"
>>28782758
"you hate that you're not
Like me and me I don't give a motherfuck
What I am, what I'm not"
Love is, what I got
Work, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do me
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah gon'
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Meh nuh care if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting
what's /r9k/'s regiment for delaying the inevitable?
here's mine:
Strattera 80mg
L-theanine 200mg
Effexor 75mg
PCP 15mg
THC 10mg (edibles)
Ethyl-Hexedrone 50mg
vitamin C, b6, l-tyrosine, l-tryptophan
>>28782810
How is Ethyl-Hexedrone ? (especially insufflated) Heard some good stuff from a friend that had a sample.
And how do you get actual pcp these days ?
My mind is full of 80s rock
And fantasies of homicidal thought
>>28782655
Are you going to do anything about it?
>>28782655
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
>>28782655
>80s rock
Gross. Rock died in the 2000s but even that was better then the garbage that came out in 80s.
>be normally constipated
>all of a sudden period comes
>every time I use the bathroom I have to take a shit
>toilet is a bloody mess full of piss shit and blood
>smells like horror but the release feels extremely good while taking off clothes
>>28782582
Who menstruation here?
Blessing in disguise
>>28782582
Cute
Pic of your toilet bowl?
I'm male and I've been crapping blood for some reason. Is this what it's like to have a period?
Who else /rude-post/ here? The goal of every response I post is to critisize and demean.
Think you're the only one, loser.
>>28782517
>critisize
who else /can't spell/ here?
I post with multiple viewpoints to a thread to get more replies.
>tfw mods laugh at me
Can a robot that's fucked both boipussy and regular pussy tell us how the two compare?
I've only ever fucked regular pussy, but recently I've been fantasizing about this guy that grabbed my dick once, so much so that I wonder if fucking him would've been fun.
boipussy is vastly superior to woman/girl """pussy"""
>>28782452
have you fucked both?
My bf has and he prefers boipussy
Just finished an iq test with a score of 101... who else /brainlet/ here. Also is it possible to become more intelligent or is it all genetics?
Yes, it is. Go study some logic problems and train your brain. Genetic may make it easier for you, but you can probably be at the top 20% of humanity with just perseverance.
101 is above average
>>28782573
By exactly one point, if you arent from one of those smelly countries, where the average is significantly lower.
Post 'em all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fqMJCJw5Hs
https://youtu.be/PfkCGY4eHMg
every time
https://youtu.be/atoXylgyBks
also this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU
i cri evry TIEM
what color are your nipples?
what is the most attractive nipple color?
green
(fucking original comment)
>>28782333
depends. Pink nipples on super pale chicks look disgusting.
pale pink
>tfw chest is getting more hairy these day
>did 5 months of nofap/noporn without anything changing
>tried cutting off my internet connection for a few weeks
>stopped playing vidya too
>ended up lying in bed all day
>still feel like shit
What now? Did I fall for the wrong memes again? Isn't this shit supposed to make you better somehow?
>>28782277
The equivalent of trying to lose weight and all you did was read fitness books.
>>28782277
I admire your willpower anon. No internet for weeks and nofap for months are definitely feats of mental strength. Especially when you have no alternatives.
At the very least you should pat yourself on the back for doing this, cause I doubt many people would have been able to.
>>28782277
You have to substitute the porn/internet/vidya time with actual productive activities.
who here /no enjoyment in life/?
>>28782171
>woke up
>ate
>thought about doing things
>just lied in bed all day instead
yeah i guess. today might as well not have happened. i wish i could do things.
I feel like at some point a fog came over my life. I'm not exactly depressed, but it's like one day nothing was as vivid anymore. Like I'm watching a movie of my life play out on a screen.
>no friends
>no gf
>no hope of a good job
>just 4chan
>even that doesn't make me happy anymore
All I do is look forward to the weekend when I can buy some booze and stop thinking.
you're a cuck, moot.
>>28782138
At least I'm a rich cuck kiddo.
>>28782182
ayyy true that
>>28782138
Please cum back.
anyone else think makeup is fucking gross? and that its weird that most women wear it?
Jesus Christ,
>YOU LEGIT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOODLEBOOK
i totally agree, women should show their natural beauty like pic related
>>28782093
It's a cultural thing. If you look at certain other countries they tend to favor more stylish/lighter applications of makeup. A more extreme example would be the porn industry, where all the broads are cakefaced as fuck. Very few look "too pretty to be in porn" without the mask of makeup.
ITT: In celebration of the new season, we describe what dates we would go on if we (somehow) got on The Bachelor
A we'd go to Wendy's and get two of their finest tendie meals with a glass of mountain dew - shaken, not stirred. I'm quite the refined gent.
You mean The Bachelorette? The girl is kind ugly imo
I gotta finish the season that ended on hulu or something
>>28782137
saw this thread and fully expected to see a reply involving chicken tenders at a fast food place
nice
>>28782321
OP here
I just switched to bachelor because it's 98% dudes on here so I just made it easier on everybody haha
