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>tfw you think you found the perfect friend
>tfw you found out they lied to you
Well friendless I go once again
>your friend suddenly stops responding to you
>eventually blocks you
>>28877534
>blocks you
Why would they do such a thing?
>Miki
Miki posters are all fags desu.
ITT: WE name our top 3 killers
>1. Elliot Rodger
>2. Harold Shipman
>3. Anders Breivik
>>28877463
>Meme killers
Emperor Nero
Titus
Emperor Showa
>>28877463
1. Albert Fish
2. Christopher Dorner
3. Anders Breivik
1. Mao
2. Pol Pot
3. Stalin
>Daddy, why do you and I get to sleep upstairs, while mommy has to caged to the basement? She said this wasn't normal before the Beta Uprising.
>>28877368
Normal as a definition doesnt exist anymore.
Get that dualist thinking out of your mind.
>>28877368
We do what we must to people we can't trust. It's ok, you will not be part of the caged generation.
We have moved past that, now you will marry your assigned partner and live a long happy life now that you can't be abused, raped and murdered by Chads. He will be good, and you will to, for have developed in post revolutionary america.
Because mommies used to do horrible things to daddies and kids before the beta uprising saved the world, sweetie.
Don't worry, this way is better for everyone.
ITT: we create achievements for school shootings
Hot Potatoes - Lob a molotov into special ed
Well, This Is Awkward - Shoot up the school on the same day someone else does
Nigger - Nigger
Bump
Saged
bump bumperino
What was /r9k/ like before it became a cult for mass murderers and serial killers?
it sucked back then. it's way better now.
It was a /b/ for adults.
Good times. Now it's just a baww save space for incels
>>28877341
>GENUINELY HAVING THIS OPINION
found the cyborg
WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg
WUZ
very fucking original
>>28877223
watch the video
srsly start 0:20
bump for a groidle of nigs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvX2W0gQekA
When are you guys gonna learn that women do not like passive men? And the ones that do have low confidence
seriously... we can smell it dripping off you beta robots within 2 seconds of being in the same room with you
>>28877190
>women do not like passive men?
Why?
>>28877211
>seriously... we can smell it dripping off you beta robots within 2 seconds of being in the same room with you
No you can't, I'm not confident but I tricked girls into thinking I am and that got me laid.
What exactly is going on in this image? x
a pig eat a choco cake
>>28877179
good timesfuck off robot
piggo enjoying a nice slice of cake
>you will never have a body like this
Why even live tbqh
>>28877112
her body isn't even that good m8, lol
>>28877112
Try being a guy and having that body.
I've been groped and teased throughout highschool.
absolutely revolting
this isnt even low test. that eunuch-tier.
take your spooky skellington and leave
BEES GET OUT OF MY ROOM
BEES GET OUT OF MY ROOM
BEES GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!11
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
thats a wasp mate
bees are OK
wasps are giant fucking assholes who should be holocausted
Yet another amazing thread by OP.
Thanks for your great thread, OP.
>>28877084
>REEEEEE
>Not BEEEEEEE
Lost opportunity 2/10
Drunk about 600ml of vodka last night
How do I cure a hangover
>>28877066
Use ibuprofen and an enema
>>28877066
drink the liquid jew. your blood sugar is low.
>>28877066
sleep and hydrate
sleep so you can repair your probably non rem sleep you had last night and also to let your body process the remnants of alcohol. hydration to flush out toxins.
>women past 20
>r9k users
>>28877038
The overuse of makeup is what's causing her skin to look so poor. Could use some treatments. But she's a pornstar, so she wouldn't be bright enough to come to that conclusion
Hydroslides
>fall for cute guy
>don't think I have a chance
>suppress feelings for 3 years
>ask him to prom
>he says no but comes anyway
>we kinda avoid each other, end up dancing once
>it was clumsy but nice
>then he dances with some other girl
>they're dating now
>tfw no bf
>>28877006
Aim for people that are in your league then.
>>28877006
That's actually gotta suck pretty badly lmao
>>28877006
oh no everybody has a perfect life except you ;_;
was the rise of adolf hitler the ultimate robot uprising in history ?
>>28876999
i got trips robots
>>28876999
It was. You got admired for being a robot.
We are the core of the next rise. The time will come when people like us will unleash themselves onto the world.
We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its best villains.
>>28876999
i will be avenged!
Do benzos work well for quelling the anxiety associated with pulling the trigger to kill yourself? I've never taken them before, and don't want to to keep my tolerance low so I only need a modest dose (costs less).
Also, is there a diagram showing where exactly to shoot? From what I understand, you put the barrel inside your mouth and aim at an angle towards your brain stem.
JOKES ON YOU OP I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
First you use a shotgun and shoot your frontal lobe. Then you reload it and shoot the back of your head. Make sure you do it twice for maximum effectiveness.
Bloxbumpblox
Niger blox
