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Her brother is a pornstar now.
Think they'll ever do wincest porn?
>watching other people having sex
perv
>>28874447
I don't remember her looking this bad.
she looks the hottest in those jav videos with barely any makeup.
>>28874702
why is jav so popular on 4chan?
Death
>how often do you think about it
>how do you want it to happen
>what age do you think you'll be when it happens
>are you afraid of it happening
>last person you knew who passed
>how often do you think about it
all day every day
>how do you want it to happen
suicide
>what age do you think you'll be when it happens
24 (if I snap and an hero), 30-35 (if I an hero after mom dies), 69+ (if I either pussy out of an heroing or become happy and let it happen naturally)
Also there's always the risk of dying in some gay accident or being murdered, so I don't know entirely.
>are you afraid of it happening
yes, but I'm afraid of everything so that goes without saying
there's no winning
>last person you knew who passed
my cat
if that doesn't count, a family friend
>>28874418
>how often do you think about it
never
>how do you want it to happen
dont care
>what age do you think you'll be when it happens
dont know
>are you afraid of it happening
nah
>last person you knew who passed
i dont know anybody and my family hasnt died yet
>>28874418
>how often do you think about it
Only when faced with it.
>how do you want it to happen
Once I have achieved all of my goals on this dementional plane.
>what age do you think you'll be when it happens
Too soon.
>are you afraid of it happening
No. I fear not living up to my full potential.
>last person you knew who passed
I found out yesterday a client from the treatment center I work at overdosed. He was 21 years old with a baby on the way.
Guys I think I fucked up.
>On mobile (using Clover)
>Go on /d/ because fucked in the head
>Link in post, decide to copy it to go into incognito
>"I'm going to forget to clear that from my clipboard aren't I."
>15 min later
>Haha funny video on internet
>"Copy" to clipboard
>Accidentally send /d/-tier material to 9 other people who know me in person
Fuck.
>>28874328
Give us The link?
>>28874363
It was on twitter, so use t.co IHU2xPZ7oK
I think I managed to pass it off with the whole "Internet people sent it to me to fuck with me"
But no way in hell i'm living that one down. Not even going to use clipboard anymore.
>>28874472
I always thought t.co was short twitter links, why the fuck does it go to skydrive
or maybe t.co is a small url service in general, used by a lot of twitter people....
>''''''''''''''''''''men'''''''''''''''''''' who self harmlowcontentblox
>seeing your body as part of yourself
>not hating the meat machine the forces you to remain conscious throughout your life
Lel oh yeah OP, lie back and take life's dick. Take it good and deep. You know you like it. You want to be a "real man", right? Then take it like a real man.
>>28874320
Why not just kill yourself or punish it productively by lifting shit that's so heavy your muscles tear apart over and over with increasingly excruciating and dangerous weights?
>>28874320textlesspostbloxerinio
Ask an autist who got literally used up for sex by roasties on multiple occasions anything
>pic unrelated
what's ur secret
>>28874228
I honestly don't know
Be skinny and gullible?
>>28874222
>an autist who got literally used up for sex by roasties on multiple occasions
>an autist
>sex
>on multiple occasions
Prove autism and sex or it's pure bullshit.
Robots I'm really tired but I wanna masturbate before I sleep. Post stuff to make me horny plox.
try her
here ya go lizardman
>>28874205
If you jack off too much you'll go blind.
Describe yourselves robots and ill tell you which ones i would like as bfs, which ones as slaves and which ones just friends.
If i dont reply it means that you get nothing.
How can I become your enemy?
All women should be burned alive
>>28874146
I want for this to end
I spend all day drinking and shitposting to make the time go by faster
Sometimes I go for walks when I feel too pent up
Everything is bullshit and this reality feels like the equivalent of being existentially raped for years on end.
I'm home almost everyday posting on 4chan/watching anime/lifting weights/playing vidya
5'9"
5" penis
socially autistic
attending university
no friends
straightedge
not really religious but I still make the sign of the cross
brown hair and brown eyes
virgin
beta
What's it like living in southern California? Probably normie capital of the world huh? Is it hell for you? I took a trip to LA county 2 years ago and have been yearning for a fresh start over there, though it will never happen because I don't have the money. I just loved the atmosphere, all the sunshine, palm trees, beaches, and mountains. Loved it. But from what I hear its actually a hellish place to live. Is this true, or is it only because of how expensive it is to live there? If I had enough money to live easy would it still suck?
Honestly I don't understand how a neet in so cal or anywhere in California could possibly have it bad, if mommy and daddy still supports them. I'd find shit to do besides 4chan all day, I'd smoke a lot of weed and go surfing by myself and shit. I feel like I'd be realatively happy even if I were a kissless virgin.
i hate it, theres so many nonwhites and just disgusting degens in general. i want out. hayasdan here i come.
They can see a robot from a mile away
>I'd find shit to do besides 4chan all day, I'd smoke a lot of weed and go surfing by myself and shit.
well you sound like a normalfag for starters
What does unreciprocated love feel like for women, /int/?
>>28874016
shit. I meant /r9k/
awawnjio;awdjio;awd;jo
>>28874016
Fuck off nigger, we already told you you're a retard when you started this thread on /int/
>>28874016
Wrong board m89
How can I let normalfags know irl that they cannot experience real depression and their "depression" is a meme?
>>28873925
You're a faggot, you will always be a faggot
Even normalfags can get depression you closeted fucker. You arent a special snowflake.
>>28873925
Stop trying to keep a monopoly on your misery you self-diagnosed faggot. It's either a real mental illness and you can have it regardless of physical features or its fake and you don't have it either.
>>28873938
>Even normalfags can get depression you closeted fucker
I disagree.
>>28873986
Breaking up with your gf and feeling "sad" in the week between getting a new one or whatever other petty problems normalfags get "depressed" about is not the same as the real permanent depression that only real robots can ever know.
Every time you ejaculate, you drain Kundalini of power. The lower chakras are associated with animalistic drives and power of the body. When you masturbate or have sex without proper discipline, you squander all of the natural bio-electric power which has been building in your spine before it can reach the higher chakras and open the third eye. If you're seeking hedonism and animalism, then fap away. If you're seeking something more spiritual, then you need to either stop fapping as much, or learn Tantric discipline to prevent you from completely draining the serpent.
the cult of nofap's gone too far this time
I fell for the third eye meme and now I hallucinate bugs and aliens all day
I hate closing my eyes
It's a feel that won't heal
fapping is what makes me ok with having no gf. why would I want to be sad about having no gf?
>drank way too much yesterday
>tried drinking a lot of water and lying down
>did not work
>ran as fast as i could to the bathroom and as soon as i was inside projectile vomited all over the bathroom
>after cleaning up the mess all the paper towels i used cause a clogged toilet
>mfw my parents have no idea what happened and think the entire apartment building must be having some toilet problems
Why would you drink too much water in the first place ?
>>28873887
Where's that guy's lips
>>28874439
On my dads dink. You?
Aside from what's desceibed on the internet, in what way are people under ISTP different from people under INTJ?
Is intj the robot while istp is the failed normie?
>>28873883
just read up on them lol
most of the people here have just taken the test and dont know shit about this
>>28873883
MBTI is a bigger meme than astrology
>got one shot at life
>Born an INFP
I just want to stop hurting, but it never goes away. It never gets better.
>>28873783
You need to delude yourself into changing your worldview. Positive affirmations. Force it.
>>28873783
Do lots of drugs.
>>28873839
I do not know how to do that.
>be me
>work in the backroom of a store, hardly ever come out
>girl who works in front who got hired a few months ago is back from maternity leave.
>I barely know her, hardly ever talk to her other than saying what's up
>she came back to my part of the store bored and started talking to me
>venting about her sexual frustration and how her baby daddy won't fuck her anymore (she's not bad looking either)
>apparently he's not even all that good in the sack but she's just been horny lately and he won't budge
>said she's probably just going to stop trying to have any sort of physical or emotional relationship and just have him around as a friend and father to her kid
Is this some sort of advance, or just some friend zone yik yak? Keep in mind that she's not my friend, and I don't try making moves on her or even talk to her. I've been kind of avoiding her since she caught me eating her chips once. I was starving and didnt have a lunch break and just went for them not caring who's they were. I apologized and bought her some more from the vending machine the next day but she laughed and said I could've had the whole bag if I wanted.
yes it is an advance.
no don't get involved with a batshit crazy woman like that.
>>28873735
Avoid her. She will obviously be a terrible mother regardless of what she does. Don't contribute in some indiscernible way to the child's shitty upbringing. Decline any future advances.
She's not making a pass at you. It's just typical normie self-centered narcissism. They really think other people care about their stupid lives. You were just an audience for her. She may continue to act friendly towards you, but she has no interest in you beyond that. She doesn't want to do the sex with you. Or maybe she does. What the fuck do I know?
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