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What do you look for in a guy, fembots?
>>28878778
Oh I DUNNOOOOO... YOU KNOW... a six figure salary... gotta be white or black! 6'2"+ IS A MUST! Need to be fit. Buy me presents n do whatever i want all the time!!!! be my knight in shining armooooorr!! my prince CHARMIIIIIING!!!! and you must not be controlling!! let a strong girl do what she wants to!! and ur not getting kids, and sex only twice a month. get over it. i make the rules. im the girl.
>>28878840
aviator shades, dark hair, soothing
>>28878883
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS lMAGE?!
Oh God I hope I don't fuck this up
>>28878716
You already have
>>>/b/
Fuck off normalfag.
>>28878716
Here's a tip, anon. Try to ask her out as soon as you can.
>Tfw cat interrupts my shitposting
>Tfw cat assists my shitposting
>Tfw cats shits on my bedpost
>tfw feed cat
>tfw cat pukes it all up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
Why didn't he go full poopoopeepee mode?
Is this real? Feel really bad for the Dad, sounds like the Mum is just enabling him.
>>28878863
Louie is real on /brit/
>tfw parents don't bother me anymore about being a failure
which one did you hate and why?
the mixed-race ratchet nigger girl
Randall. If you mean from that image then I hated the mean girl. Randall because he was a weasely little teacher's pet snitch and mean girl because she was mean and a girl
>>28878665
basically everyone except for the little nerd kid
how did he get caught?
how do people just get caught for possession?
http://www.people.com/article/mark-salling-glee-indicted-child-porn
instead of removing child porn from the internet like they should the fbi literally uploads it as a trap for pedophiles.
>>28878642
where do you get that idea?
Why do you ask, OP? Are you trying to tell us something?Just submitted an anonymous tip about this post, you're welcome :^)
who else /straight but would fuck a cute boy if given the chance/ here?
>>28878603
bump
n-no homo of course
You're not straight then. Sorry bro
I know there is a sigma against gay but you got to accept yourself
>>28879166
LOL!
So it's gay to want to fuck qt high e twinks, but straight to want to fuck an average American womyn like pic related?
Who's the real faggot here?
who /pukingallday/ here, any tips for extreme hangovers?
420 blaze it
drink lots of water
when you feel up to it, eat a little of something easy to digest
>>28878556
Yes. Sleep all day with a bucket nearby. Drink ice-cold waters, especially if you have some of that propel or gatorade powder to put in it. Start staying stocked up on propel powder. Later, eat a simple meal like chicken noodle soup. Most of all, don't be a fucking pussy.
i have a tip, don't drink :^)
If Fembots are real why don't they trade their sex points with robot attention points?
Checkm8 shit posters.
>>28878496
Because their equally unattractive and socially inept as every other robot. The fact they have a pussy doesn't change anything.
>>28878549
>equally unattractive and socially inept
a woman can be a 1/10 mentally retarded landwhale and still get a decent looking partner
a man has to be a 6/10 to get a 4/10 nowadays
80/20 rule in action
women given free choice, only choose Chad like the stupid sluts they are
>>28878583
>a woman can be a 1/10 mentally retarded landwhale
not even robots want a woman like that why would any sane man want her?
>you're gonna die some day
>he believes death actually exists and existence will ever end
lewl
>>28878494
Right I can't wait
>>28878494
But all the other days, you're not.
what is your favorite song /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13lkU92QQQ
Please be joking lad.
>>28878473
Jesus Christ, what a bad taste, as expected from a tripfag. Just die faggot.
>>28879026
>>28879068
not joking
then what music do you like
Does anyone else prefer skinny dudes/chicks?
I don't understand this THICK meme
Yes so long as they are not anorexic.
>>28878439
>Does anyone else prefer skinny dudes
Sure.
>>28878439
Yes
THICK is just a meme. People do it tongue in cheek, and chubby chicks latch on to it desperately hoping for it to be true, not really getting that they're the butt of a joke.
What's the deal with women and their dogs?
Why do they love them so much?
>>28878252
>why do they love them so much?
the knot
>>28878252
they get fucked by them
>>28878332
>>28878349
But the dog is female.
It's going to be winter soon.
I can't fucking wait. Summer is hell and I hate every single minute of it and everyone who's happy about 'le sunny feel good weather' .
Summer is THE anti robot season.
>>28878811
>finally started getting non-sunny weather here
Thank god. Summer was about 6 months long what the fuck
>>28878811
You got fucking neet bucks to sit around during the winter and don't want to improve your life at all. Your attitude is going to change the split second you really get serious about not being a robot.
Thought it'd be funny to browse through my little brothers browsers history but what i found was beyond my imagination
I quote:
naked little boys, little boys skinny dipping, little kids speedos, naked boys, gay furry, little boy in speedo, indonesian nude boys, naked ww2 men,....
I cant even look him in the eye anymore
Does anyone have any similar stories?
it may be because he wants to compare his dick and balls to other kids to make sure he doesnt have a tiny weiner or whatever
BLACKMAIL HIM YOU HAVE TO, get something out of that little shit
Your ototo wants the D. It's the onii-san's duty to fulfill his desires.
You know what you must do
