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Question for fembots. You can have one of two life partners
1. A pretty, feminine girl who will tend to all of your needs and whims to allow you to enter ultimate NEET mode, cooks whatever food you want at a drop of the hat, can buy you thing, ect, but she will never have sex with you, nor allow you to have sex with anyone else, nor allow you to masturbate
2. Your idealization of Chad Thundercock who will magically appear whenever you want sex and fuck you in the most pleasurable way possible but disappears immediately after. Better be on the pill because he never wears condoms or pulls out. If you're a fag, replace with a Stacy of equivalent or lesser value.
Who do you pick?
The 9mm glock of Elliot Roger.
>>28883984
general slave that forbids you to fuck anyone vs perfect sex slave i pick perfect sex slave .
>>28883984
Neither. I choose a high level orbiter hat will provide for me fiscally and sexually.
Why do women do shit like this?
Because they're basically children mentally.
They can't think ahead.
>>28883936
This is pretty hot desu. Never had a gf so I can't empathize with the guy.
>>28883936
cuck deserved it
i hope he rots in hell
how can the 3dpd even compete ?
i-i Iove her
>>28883760
>3dpd
>post something created in 3D format
wew lads
>>28883780
um are you implying video games are 3d?. lmao get a load of this retard
>tfw banned for the 106th time
thats 10 bans a year on average since I've been on 4chan.
who else here in the /100 bans/ club?
>>28883748
Banned for what?
>>28883748
I have only been banned once
Been here since end the end of 07
Didn't even break any rules
Got banned a couple of times for no reason, I can get a new IP in like 10seconds anyway.
Would you ever settle for a handicapped girl?
>>28883739
Women who are pretty but have serious/noticable flaws are even more likely to want to "empower" themselves by cheating
>Would you ever settle for a handicapped girl?
Do I look like a cuck to you?
Depends on how handicapped.
Some things are easier to overlook than others.
>"It's okay anon. Everything is going to be okay. Im here for you, and I won't leave you. I'm not that kind of person. I want you to be happy. Please try to be happy, for me at least. Cheer up anon, i'm here..."
>>28883718
Thanks Mark from The Room, you were always there when I needed you most
>>28883718
Fuck Onision.
Couldn't you post someone who isn't mentally ill?
Hitler would be better at motivating me anon.
>>28883718
Onision is such a fucking faggot
i drew wojak
That looks like me
>>28883626
looks like an ayylmao desu senpai
>>28883626
study more loomis
>artificial wombs
>vr/robo AI waifus
Who /ReadyForTheAgeOfMen/ here
>wombs
>caring about procreation
Roasty imposter leave.
>>28883728
>>caring about procreation
beta bitch detected
>>28883728
There always must be a new generation of a boys to continue the waifu age
Summer's here and the teenagers are in every fucking thread.
Where can I go besides here? I don't want to go back to /wiz/
There is no 'summer influx of teenagers'.
Most schools have internet these days and they don't do their homework anyways.
>>28883679
The board is about twice as fast as it was a month ago.
>>28883603
>tfw you purposefully shitpost at a higher rate during summer and get away with it because autists think kids come on during summer
>autists think kids don't use computers after school year round
How does it feel knowing you will never be this perfect?
>>28883539
What's their height and weight?
I feel pretty indifferent senpai.
>>28884140
look at that railing
should be about 3ft tall and it's most the way up them
that's why their muscles look so big and sharp, they don't need to be long
these men are 5'6" or so
>It's normal for men to know the touch of a woman
>It's normal for men to have women be interested in them
>It's normal for men to be in a relationship with women
>It's normal for men to be in MANY relationships with DIFFERENT women over the course of their lifetime
This shit blows my fucking mind
Fucking how
By being born non-inferior.
>how
by spending time with other people? sort of becomes inevitable over 20, 30, 40 years of that.
>>28883529
>there are people that are comfortable spending time with other people
how
How do they get past the overwhelming sense of self-doubt and self-loathing?
>tfw manage to find nice girlfriend
>find out she's done xanax as well as weed several times before
I've never even done drugs and it bums me out that she has. Is this considered a red flag?
Do drugs with her and have amazing sex
>b-but muh morals!
Your morals do nothing for you in life faggot
lol wait until you find out how many black guys she's swallowed
>>28883469
Yes they are, dump the bitch. This is going to get you in so much trouble and become a fucking junky loser.
>>28883501
It's okay, soon people like you will be selling your computer for drugs and you won't be on this board anymore
"A-anon... Your dick is so big!"
>jesus christ my skin is paper thin what happened to us I'm in agony
>>28883350
Wow that's a really convincing shoop, but for some reason it's less boner inducing than the clothed original, for some reason.
Maybe I have a fetish for swimwear, I dunno
>tfw nobody will ever honestly tell you this in your life
I wish life was like a video game that i could fully explore and experience everything
Femanon personality disorder (FPD) is defined by the 4chan Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking, usually beginning in early adulthood with exposure to imageboards, including but not limited to:
[ ] Camwhoring.
[ ] Promiscuity.
[ ] Watching anime.
[ ] Weeabooism.
[ ] Playing video games, especially MOBAs and Nintendo titles.
[ ] Left-wing political beliefs.
[ ] Piercings.
[ ] Tattoos.
[ ] Candy-colored hair.
[ ] Doing "sex work".
[ ] Doing cosplay.
[ ] Doing "lolita fashion" or "j-fashion".
[ ] Strained relationship with father.
[ ] Regularly watching porn, especially interracial porn.
[ ] Abuse issues in her past.
[ ] Enjoys extreme rape fantasies.
How many femanons have FPD?
>>28883340
Not enough. Desu opu
>>28883340
>[x ] Camwhoring.
>[x ] Promiscuity.
>[ ] Watching anime.
>[ ] Weeabooism.
>[x ] Playing video games, especially MOBAs and Nintendo titles.
>[x ] Left-wing political beliefs.
>[x ] Piercings.
>[ ] Tattoos.
>[ ] Candy-colored hair.
>[ ] Doing "sex work".
>[ ] Doing cosplay.
>[ ] Doing "lolita fashion" or "j-fashion".
>[ ] Strained relationship with father.
>[x ] Regularly watching porn, especially interracial porn.
>[ ] Abuse issues in her past.
>[x ] Enjoys extreme rape fantasies.
>>28883408
>[x ] Promiscuity.
How promiscuous?
For all you robots that want to change your life. Or become normies. Or get a girlfriend. Or make friends. Here is an advice thread
>>inb4 get out normie REEEEE.
Yea I used to be a robot but have since graduated so now im here to help other robots
i don't want to change my life i just want to die
>>28883330
How did you get the will to go to college?
Did you ever wake up and tought f this?
I don't know what to talk about with girls.
