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>watching pov porn
>guy has shampoo bottle penis
>watching porn video
>woman's big tits are clearly from being Jewish
>>28888666
>shampoo bottle penis
What did he mean by this?
>watching porn
>suddenly the guy starts to moan really loud
Any oldfags here, just come back to 4chins because we've only just managed to sort our lives out after the great basement purge
>pushing 25
>Get clean
>Just finished university & LPC training
>Got job as solicitor
>Moving country to new house
>Get a gf who I'm engaged too. (although it appears this place has now become a breeding ground for virgin betas, having a partner was encouraged in the old days.
Mfw, newfags use ''normie'' instead of normalfag.
Remember when ''OP is a faggot'', Well he just got offended for me calling him a faggot.
What the fuck happened to this place?
Any oldfags out there still? What are you doing with your life now?
Or did you all move to 4+4 and infinitychins, because of the cancer here and still reside in the basement?
2006-2012 ARMY
I still the miss the old days OP, like ruining Linetraps life, dick in catacombs guy too.
WHERE THE FUCK IS JIZZBOTTLEGUY, December 26th was our magical holiday :'(
>>28888596
>>pushing 25
>>Get clean
Good joke.
R9K IS THE KPOP BOARD
how come no one ever wants to talk about jpop
>>28888591
Because thats not "cool" anymore. J-pop was still cool in 2011, but in 2012 it all changed and even normies started consuming k-pop like crazy.
It got so out of hand that I started to hate k-pop with a passion for being the ultimate form of normie music.
>>28888541
>R9K IS THE KPOP BOARD
Not at all. Kpop is popular and accessed by western normies.
I cry everytime I watch Ginger & Rosa
check these septs with my sick waifu
>>28888521
she's pretty cute to be honest.
original comments
No weaboos allowed
Clothes that you are sexually attracted to for some reason:
>plaid shirts
No matter how ugly the chick is, it's an instant +2 on my rating scale.
>>28888467
Sweater and skirt combo. I have no idea why.
>>28888467
leather jackets
chucks
stockings + pencil skirts
you can be a literal 5/10 and I'd still stick my dick in you wearing that shit
Why is it impossible to live on 58k a year? The government wants my money so i give up 27% and then i have a take home pay off 47k.
Trying to live near a city so my commute isn't an hour+ means i have to spend 1500 a month on a 700sqft closet.
We should've voted for Cruz, 10% would've been nice.
>>28888429
I live off 15k a year while making 35k. Not sure why you are having such a problem. I live in a smaller city of 150k people though so that might be it.
>>28888429
>tfw live on 400 a month
>tfw travel all I want whenever I want
live in van my friend, make money online its so freakin easy
I wish I had 58k a year. I'm making 40 and I can say that I can afford to live comfortably.
>mfw my local Walmart finally got self checkouts
No longer will I have to make awkward conversation with old normies or hear stupid comments about the food I buy
>>28888391
>Unexpected item in bagging area
>Remove item before continuing
>Please wait for assistance
Enjoy, OP!
>>28888413
>>28888413
That doesn't happen to me much, but I'd take it over having shit conversation with some geriatric norman asking me if the food I'm buying tastes good
now you print fake coupons and steal shit
you don't even have to print the coupons actually
Is his the most celebrated bigot of all time? I keep on seeing people praising and homaging his work but no one ever seems to point out he was a Nazi sympathiser.
>>28888376
What's with the nazi hate-boner, asshole?
He died before people outside of Germany even really comprehended the Nazis.
Is that lovecraft?
Either way, him being a nazi symphatiser doesn't make his work irrelevant. Conan Doyle was a racist.
There are cyborg artists out there, but I've never felt like we've had music made by a robot. What if we made a robot album/mixtape/whatever? I'm sure some of you can sing/rap/make beats/write lyrics, you don't have to be amazing, the only purpose is for us to have an album we can listen to and relate to entirely.
I made a vaporwave remix from empty eyes and posted it here in 2014 and it got 2 likes and 200 view please use it
>finally a chance to use the only hobby I've had autist-level strides in
Do you play anything OP?
I can play piano but I can't compose for shit
Swiping and messaging on POF fills me with dread, though I get responses some time.
I just want to fuck regularly a short haired pretty girl and sleep while cuddling.
Lately I've been starting to think that I should just hire a prostitute and upgrade my hugging pillow into something more human-shaped and drop this whole "seeking for a partner" thing.
Give me your opinion. Offer alternatives. Call me a fag.
>>28888349
You don't. Hell is other people.
Kissing and having sex with another person is the greatest thing you can imagine, but it's not worth putting up with a person. I say this as a person who has never had an actual relationship but had interactions like these before.
These are only material things, anon. They don't matter. Virgin, nonvirgin, we all die. It's how we influence the world that matters, our vision that is greater than God.
>>28888728
>I say this as a person who has never had an actual relationship
So you basically aren't qualified to say jack shit then?
Most women are so incredibly shitty, I would never invest myself emotionally into something that pathetic and disloyal.
It is fucking 97 degrees out where I am.
>Can't use my AC
>PS4 feels like a hot stove after 30 minutes of game play
>Same with PC
I hate living in NYC. There are no good places to fish and swim. Anyone else have this problem?
Nope, sorry. My AC is keeping my place at 70~degrees. I think it's 89 outside, fuck that shit.
>>28888403
I only have some shitty fans on in my house. I could only turn on the AC if it reaches over 100 degrees.
>>28888506
Go hangout at the library until nighttime. At least that's what I used to do.
Guys, my sister brought a bunch of people over when my parents are out of town. Sounds like they're throwing a party downstairs, what do?
Pic related, fucking normals throwing a party
>>28888231
Try to fuck one of her drunk friends
>>28888231
post pics of course.
Call parents
>r9k isn't satire
>Tfw make satirical posts but still want to kill all normies and stacies
I am legitimately a pedophile who faps to 2D little girls because it's legal.
>>28888176
I know wat u meme origami pop tar
What the fuck's happening to me, /r9k/? I no longer seem to find enjoyment in vidya and I'm playing them as I would do any other irrelevant chore. Anyone else having this problem?
>>28888123
you're not a real gamer
>>28888146
>le not a real gamer meme
I'm on my pc 24/7 and living off neetbux, I just don't enjoy games anymore. Story rich games sometimes manage to entertain me but even then I play a game just to see the ending. The feeling amplifies when I actually finish it.
your subconscious is trying to tell you that you only play video games because you want to escape reality.
you're a loser on welfare and escaping into the vidya world makes you momentarily forget it.
get a grip on yourself, op. get a hobby other than video games and try to meet people in a bar or something.
it's a long and bumpy journey, but you'll make it one day.
pick up an instrument or something. harmonicas are cheap and easy to learn and you can easily meet other people to jam with.
BLA LA LA LA LA
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Ayyyyy
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BLA LA LA LA LA!
>>28888070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHorqM2sCE4
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