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how do i pretend to be a normie convincingly enough to get a job?
Literally thousands of days studying and researching modern society. Hearing the opinions of those from all sides. Not only that but I watch and learn from the experiences of those in my own immediate life with close family members and extended family members, as well as friends of my siblings. I've over-heard and over-seen a lot of stuff in real life. Adding all that up with the endless amount of information available online, it's not hard to come to this realization.
I've had the internet since 1996, and I've been on cable internet since 1999 and I've always had lots of spare time and spent a lot of it by myself. Those of us who've spent a lot of time a lone, without being under the constraints of typical societal behaviors and expectations...we know a fuck load more than you think. While you're worried about what you're going to do in the next 10 minutes and focusing on trying to mend in with society, people like me are behind the scenes watching you and everyone else, and studying your behaviors.
Think of it like a obese football coach whose never played a game in his life, but has spent countless hours studying the game and the players, he is going to know much more about how the game is played, compared to the actual players whose only focus is their own personal and isolated goal of achieving 1 simple task at a time.
Honestly why even ask the question. I don't understand the science behind these things.
Read "The Games People Play". Literally a scientific theory of human interaction.
>>28770112
It gives employers another opportunity to fire someone they don't like.
Why do you believe the human race is actually worth saving and doesn't deserve to be wiped out? No ARE-YOU-KIDDING-ME-tier answers, i want you to explain to me why the human race is worth saving, and why it has any right to demand it not be destroyed
There is no objective reason. There is no higher purpose. However, i want to live. Other people are required for that. And not killing people is the best way to keep them from killing me.
Short answer: I don't want the human race wiped out because I am human.
don't expect me not to break down your answers either, you can't just give me a reason and expect me to take it as fact. I need to know why the human race even has a right to exist.
>>28770002
>deserve
meme. no one and nothing deserves anything,
it makes sense that the human race shouldn't be wiped out because they are the only known beings with the power to think.
>one chance at life
>born an ugly 5 8' manlet with a 4 inch penis with fucked up pigmentation
Im convinced dick size correlates to your height
I'm 6'5" and have a 8 incher
But yeah, 5'8" isnt that bad, kek
>5'7, weird voice that might be good for voice acting, small hands, average dick that I'm probably going to lie about
Eeeuuurgh and I have a high hairline but if my genetics are anything to go by it will never recede.
>>28770048
Ron Jeremy is 5'4".
Only links between height and penis length are speculative.
>2014+2
>not driving the Supreme Gentlemobile
What's your excuse?
l can't drive
i'm not a rich, spoiled little cunt who had everything in life fall in my lap.
>>28769964
Underage fag spotted
Got 8 bucks on Steam, can you recommend any comfy games?
>>28769898
Dustforce if you're into platformers
Thief 2 if you're into Stealth
System Shock 2 if you're into FPS/RPG
Undertale, friendos :^)
If you like Ed McMillins stuff try the basement collection
How do you white robots seriously fail life on ez to normal mode?
Even fat white guys can get a GF if they have a decent personality.
>>28769821
>if they have a decent personality
Nailed it. I have no personality.
>OP is a brainlet
>be born with dirty peanut butter skin
>can never be a cute vanilla trap boy
What makes /r9k/ and /fit/ so alike?
>>28769770
From what I understand a lot of robots start lifting thinking it will make them Chad or at the very least give them structure or a purpose. Unfortunately, even the heaviest weights can not undo the genetic and physiological damage that made us robots in the first place.
>>28769770
Body image issues.
/fit/ is just robots who are trying to make a change
>it's a "chad derails a thread by bragging about all of the women he's slept with" thread
>it's a OP starts the thread with a cute anime girl instead of Pepe
normie go
no but really though, tinder is pretty easy if you just be yourself srs
grinder too in case I'm feeling adventurous and want a hot trap or something, switch it up
Dude I've had sex like so many times it's gotten boring
>>28769746
>its a reddit fag tries to fit in by insisting on people posting pepe
>meet someone I know when I'm out and about
>not really close friends just a classmate
>says he could recognize me because I walk funny
>just laugh awkwardly because what the fuck why would you say that
>tfw been self conscious about how I walk ever since
fucking help me, I feel like I can't walk when I think about walking
>>28769597
How do you walk?
>>28769617
that's the thing man, I don't think I walk weird, I mean I'm just fucking walking but I don't really know. I just psych myself out when I think about it.
>>28769597
I had the same issue about three years ago.
My inabilty to stop walking strange resulted in me spending about a year of therapy. Its actually a type of mental disorder. It's caused by anxiety and body dysmorphia resulting in an uncommon form of hypochondria. Whatever you do, don't think about how you are walking otherwise it will worsen and next thing you know your life will become an irl Ministry of Funny Walks.
>Tfw gay guy who has a crush on a robot who posted his picture hereand I saved it
>>28769579
>>Tfw gay guy
You have to go back >>>/lgbt/
am i kawaii uguu~ gaysenpai!
>>28769579
Share with us, pls.It's not me, is it?
Who /actuallyhadgoodday/ here?
>tfw got excused from jury duty
>>28769454
>not wanting to go for jury duty
why
>>28769454
wrong board, fuck'0
>>28769454
>not going to jury duty
>not sitting on a rape trial for a guy who obviously did it
>not being the lone dissenter and getting the guy off
What are we going to do about the virgin shaming epidemic?
To start we should lynch all Niggers.
There is none, r9k is just full of insecure teenagers.
killing the non-virgins with wizard powers,
duh.
>>28769615 insecure teenager detected
I thought about getting into dating sims/visual novels. What are some good ones for robots?
I tried to as well. They suck, it's normie life simulator. I just want to skip to the sex.
>Katawa Shitjo
If you have no standards then try that one.
I've played Nekopara and Tokyo School Life (both on Steam) and I would recommend them. I DO NOT recommend HuniePop all the girls in that game are TRASH.
>Humorous, insightful thread: 6 replies
>Fembot here, AMA: 200 replies
WHY
Yeah, but why does this make me so mad? I guess it just makes me realise how disconnected I am from the real /r9k/, not a robot board but just a /b/ /soc/ cluster fuck.
>>28769340
>Fembot here, AMA
You know, almost all fembot threads are made by men, and almost all of the posts are made by men. All it takes is one or two posters who are potentially girls to give it a spark.
>>28769340
Robots are more obsessed with pussy and getting laid than Chad is.
heya robots! its kiera! ive been here a while now and thought id offer you guys my services. i want to be your pretend/practice girlfriend! i am a trap irl but i will act like the real thing! i will send you good morning messages and talk about things bf/gf would talk about! i have a girly body so i can also dolewdthings! though i cant message all of you because that would be a lot of work! so theres a limited slot! act now robots!
if you're a trap then post pix with timestamp
Please have sex with me and play games and watch anime with me. Come to my house let's go.
>>28769360
You seem like a nice guy. I kinda miss the ohayou threads when they were about being nice.
