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Having a single mother is equivalent to not having a mother. It is living with a young woman, unstable, emotional, unreasonable and insecure.
You have no role model growing up, no direction to be guided in. You become suspectible to any sources of guidance such as street gangs, extremists or, in the best case scenario, 4chan.
Not only do you lack the guidance any child should receive, but you are also the head of the household, and your single mother looks up to you as her role model instead.
Yeah anon its everyone elses fault not yours etc
It's not black and white anon, there are brilliant single mothers out there, yours was just a bitch.
>>28771692
Stop generalizing, you just had a bad mom.
One of these threads fampai
>>28771668
need a template
wanna hang out?
>>28771700
I'm not very outgoing
I'm too lazy to fill that so here's the one I see at /mu/
I am 12 days in and I don't feel any different at all.
When are you supposed to start feeling any effects?
>you will never have a dick that big
That can't be real. Can it?
>>28771515
That guy probably has erection problems
/nofap/ is a meme
I went months without fapping(because of depressions and/or SSRIs) and it didn't change me at all
Hey. Skype group for lonely people looking to chat with similar feelings. Feel free to join and get to know us, we're all kind and offering our friendship. https://join.skype.com/rpnY3t81ZFw5
>non-cancer /r9k/ Skype group
Meme-tastic.
Hello, my name is jerome, may I come in?
>>28771505
>Skype group
>non-cancer
You're retarded
Has anyone here got an ancestry.co.uk paid account?
There is a record here, which I strongly suspect is the former home address of Li Chen, Elliot Rodger's mother.
If I can get this, then I can request a copy of his full birth certificate
It is either the 2nd or 3rd result I presume
http://search.ancestry.co.uk/cgi-bin/sse.dll?db=BT&gss=sfs28_ms_db&new=1&rank=1&msT=1&gsfn=li&gsfn_x=0&gsln=chen&gsln_x=0&msydy=1984&msydy_x=1&msypn__ftp=london&_82004043-n=England&MSAV=0&uidh=000
>>28771476
Originally Bumping for Elliot Roger day
>>28771616
I might just buy a month's subscription myself, then another 10 to the registry office itself.
25 pounds sterling for an actual copy of the birth certificate is a bargain
I was told that in addition to his mother's and father's names, and date of birth, I also needed the exact hospital he was born at, OR his street address
So the exact hospital he was born at would also be sufficient
>>28771688
That would be cool to own a piece of history like that, alas as a cancuck, the economy has cucked me
>Anon we're going to be late, hop on and I'll give you a ride
>>28771428
How about I ride you instead?
>>28771477
Sounds hot and spicy
>>28771477
You did it wrong made it sound gay let me fix it.
>>28771428
How about you ride me instead?
Fucking escortbro. His stories made me feel good to the point where I don't want to kill myself every day and actually daydream constantly about some qt girl whom I save from her abusive father who indirectly forced her into escorting in the first place. I often find myself fantasizing about meeting said nonexistent qt's parents and all that normie shit.
>tfw you'll never have a naive qt hooker gf with abusive parents and flatmates
>you'll never help her get out of her hopeless situation
>you'll never lie in bed with her in the dark talking about feels
Fuck. Just fuck.
Although
>you'll never have to lick her pussy where countless men have ejaculated
>'you'll never have to kiss her lips that has touched countless men's penises
which is reassuring.
>>28771367
The few times when I went to escorts, I fantasized about this as well.
But it soon crumbled, since almost every escort in my country isn't a native, there's absolutely no chance of getting some kind of companionship if you don't even speak the same language.
Also, I don't remember this guy, did he made a post here recently?
>>28772316
>Also, I don't remember this guy, did he made a post here recently?
He posted a blog practically.
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 5: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 6: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 7: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
>>28772441
nice, thanks Anon.
The beginning reminded me of my first one, with all that chit-chat and "romantic" softcore.
But the few times I've met her afterwards, she was much more distant and "professional". I didn't go to escorts anymore, cause they can't give me genuine affection, which is the one thing I really crave for
What's your favorite game /r9k/?
Pic related is mine and I'm not even trying to bait
>game
ayy lmao
Maybe bioshock or FF8-9
>>28771296
kill yourself you tumblr scum
What's wrong with me robots? I'm attractive, funny, sweet, flirty, and can have deep conversations as well as talk about nothing. Even still, my last gf was in third grade. Everything since then has been a long path of rejection and failure.
>>28771229
>I'm attractive
>Even still, my last gf was in third grade
This fucking delusion lel
>>28771229
>I'm attractive, funny, sweet, flirty
you irl
>>28771280
He's pretty attractive though. Probably has lot of sex.
Hey anons, I just need some advice. Two months ago I spent 300 bucks on gym membership and personal trainer. But now am still sitting at home doing some random shit and being lazy to go to the gym and stick to my diet. Any advice how to actually start being active?
>>28771181
I am also in the same situation OP. I've always been lazy but I want to get fit. I just need motivation or a reminder to work out.
>>28771181
>personal trainer
lol dumb motherfucker
>>28771181
You just have to stop being a lazy faggot thats all there is to it. The first few times youll be like UGHHHH but keep at it and it becomes a positive feedback loop
>he fell for 'le magik hurr curr pill'
>he fell for the DHT is evil maymay
You faggots do realize that the body releases DHT to inhibit estrogen (a hormone that stunts facial growth and height) and to halt estrogenic facial expression, right?
You know how some people "grow into their looks" in their late twenties (good example of this would be Clint Eastwood)? That happens because the homeboy DHT was looking out for them and stunted their facial development until their T to E ratio lowered.
WOW-WE! You kept your hair for a couple of years longer? Is it that worth having the facial structure of a pre-pubescent girl?
Here are twins, one fell for the finastride maymay in his late teens and early twenties, the other duked that shit out like a man. One looks like a fucking ladyboy, the other looks like masculine man.
If you suddenly begin balding, it's because you have too much estrogen not too much DHT. DHT is your friend, your protective guardian, more important to a man than Test and HGH!
Stop taking the advice of NSA agents who spend 99% of their time trying to convince you to become a trap.
>>28771038
Here's the molecular structure of DHT and Estrogen.
They both look like shit, genetics come in packages usually. I've noticed the majority of guys that bald early also have bad faces to begin with, are under 6ft, have weak frames. That's the scary part about good looking guys. Not only do they have top tier faces, but they're also 6'2, also have huge dicks, also have strong frames.
so is that why I was ugly as sin until I hit 21-22 and now I'm good looking?
good to know, maybe I should have thought about that before my social skills dwindled down to nothing
Had 'Styx: Master of Shadows' on my Xbox for awhile now, only just started playing it, and I love it. I just love stealth games, and it's nowhere near groundbreaking, but it's pretty cool, and seems like a good fit for robots.
You play as an orc who's trying to infiltrate this giant castle that's protecting a tree he needs to get something from, I don't know. The lore is some pretty standard fantasy stuff.
Basically you are a weakling and the castle is swarming with stupid, medieval Chads who view you as an ugly wretch, and you have almost no chance of survival taking them head on, so you have to stay in the shadows and stab them in the backs and shit.
The AI is so stupid but will fuck you up if you're not careful.
It's pretty cool because its like you're just one little orc from LOTR and think of how easily stomped they were unless they had huge armies.
You're just a little runt robot trying to survive in a world of hostile Chads, and I love it.
>>28770938
Styx is a goblin bro. There was an orc in the "prequel" Of Orcs and Men. I'm pretty sure he wants sap from that tree too.
>>28771001
You're right. I always interchange orc and goblin because of tolkein stuff.
What do you think of the game though? I like it a lot and I'm surprised it got so many negative reviews. Probably because its too hard for the average Chad and you don't get to hack and slash everyone.
>>28770938
>A stealthy, magical goblin with supernatural abilities, agility, and magic.
YEAH SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A ROBOT
>always up for trying new things
>have small group of friends who are possibly more autistic than me
>always suggesting we get together sometime and do shit
>they prefer to stay inside and play vidya
>too nervous to do stuff on my own so just live like a hermit most of the time
I feel like I would have had a chance if I had more social friends desu
>pic unrelated
Me.
Also sometime they act really aggressive and autistic out of nowhere but that is somehow considered fine.
>>28770973
Iktf bro, sometimes I feel like I'm only there because I don't have anyone else
>>28770924
Iktfb. I've always been a tsundere at heart in the way I wish I had a bro-tier friend who would pry me from my shell forcefully and make me try to have fun.
Reach out.
No suicides this week.
>you have so much to live for!! XDDD
>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem bro!! :DDD
>just bee urself :)))
fuck off
>>28770935
But each of those points, liberated from sarcasm, are completely legitimate and empowering and TRUE statements.
People DO have a lot to live for - what is wrong is always available, and so is whats right. One can control their mental focus, itemize, regard, visualize and cherish the happy occurrences, memories, and prospects they have. You can breathe unassisted? That's something good in your life. You can walk? Also something that many people are without and can be a locus of gratitude.
Many survivors of bridge-jumping, upon being asked to describe the scenario, spoke of how their problems seemed so gargantuan and unchanging until they jumped - immediately they realized every problem they had could have been fixed, abated, or looked at in a different way. All except the act of taking ones life. Sometimes choosing to remain alive is in itself an act of bravery, and deserves to be lauded.
Living with integrity, with constancy. Self knowledge. Meaning what you say and saying what you mean. Acting through a value-system that is uniquely your OWN. Loving, creating, and living in your own way, free of pretense. Not bullying yourself in your own mind to be someone else. All of these things are powerful ways to live a life and be yourself.
>We care, we're here for you :))))))
Don't bother to talk to kids like us in high-school because we are autists.
>have sex for the first time at age 28
>girl is super submissive and keeps telling me to dominate her
>figure out I fucking love being dominate, pulling her hair, slapping her ass, choking her, shoving my fingers down her throat till she can't breathe, forcing her head into the ground
>after this put my picture and what I like on a website where girls look for dominate men
>women now come over to my house every week to get casually fucked by me
Feels good
all fun and games until one claims rape
>>28770931
Nope I record everything over a hidden voice recorder and make sure to ask for consent.
I worry about that too anon.
>>28770931
Honestly, one of my abused cousins started fucking doms, and within a month or two she was raped. My sister was taking care of her at the time (psychologist) and is super feminist and even she was like "...no one's going to believe you." Didn't even file a police report.
