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>summer 2015
>go on date with blonde girl twice to the movies and downtown
>now part of a happy couple instead of envying happy couples
>She decides she isn't interested in me
>okay whatever see other girls not as attractive
>She comes back from college and texts me and we make plans to meet up
I'm worried that I am literally being cucked for 11th time in my life. This is because only one of my lays have been a virgin. She is coming back from college. She probably gave her virginity to other men instead of me but now she wants to sleep with me.
Hitler could have prevented this.
>>28767690
Ur bein cucked. She "just wants to settle down now".
Of course. Have you been laid again after this bitch?
>>28768122
Yes four times over roughly a year period.
>>28768156
Huh. Tough call on one hand you missed out on getting it from this girl. But, you can't really tell if she's just infatuated with you or she wants you to just be a beta provider. Hit it and quit it at the worst, at the best she may just think that you're the best or some shit, though if she got laid at her college I would say she either fucked around and didn't like it or got a new bf and he wouldn't roll over for her.
My friend who I occasionaly fuck but also hangout with like once a month stood me up even tho she made plans with me, she wants to hangout tonight, whats the right answer so I dont look like a cuck
That depends. Why did she blow off your plans?
>Sure :) see you later!
That's all you have to respond back. How autistic are you?
Ask that bitch if she's from El D
>tfw no libertarian qt black gf
>>28767643
God, I bet she only dates white guys. I know it. All the good black girls only date white guys.
>>28767643
>lolbertarian
>conservative
Conservatives enjoy driving on roads instead of shitty tracks
>token nigger of the movement
nah
>text someone about something I think they might find interesting or entertaining
>they text a 2-4 word response back
>resolve to not text them again since this happens every time
>text them again anyway
ree it's so annoying
I str8 up quit texting and calling my childhood best friend because he did the same thing and often wouldn't respond. Sometimes people just don't want to be upfront about it.
I'd prolly reply with like 4 words too
like cool I got the thing you sent
what you want
maybe you should tell them you want to discuss deep feelings with them and be straight up
thats what you want right
Damn that's some nigger monster dick sized turd, must've ripped your asshole apart
What's your reason for standing when you pee?
You are forced to touch the lid to lift it and put it down. You are forced to touch your dick.
No wonder people think not washing your hands is so gross. Sit when you pee and stay clean. It's also much more relaxing and you can still use your phone or keep eating.
>sit to pee
>have to point my penis down to go inside of the bowl
>have immense difficulty peeing standing up or sitting down if I have an erection since I have to tilt my body to get the angle right
uh
Stop ruining tomoko, homo
I only ever pee when I poop, so standing up to pee just seems like a bad idea.
>losing my friends
>parents hate me
>failing exams
>no job
>no ambitions
>waste all of my time on 4chan
Is this the beginning or the end?
Probably.blox
>lost my friends
>father's been dead for 7 years
>mother is depressed because she is always alone, and I haven't seen her in a couple of months
>failing exams
>no job
>no ambitions
>waste all my time in 4chan
I wonder why am I still trying t b h
Smoke some weed and pull yourself together.
> every day is a myriad of data supporting my hypothesis for suicide
Reasons for suicide always seem to outweigh reasons to live.
>>28767357
Holy shit that's rare
Pepe
>>28767357
some times I have symptoms of a brain tumour, I don't want to go get it checked out because I wouldn't get the treatment
https://youtu.be/cLhhhbnoxRc
What do you think about this video? Does this chink make a good Elliot?
this lad has a bright future & Elliot Day isn't even over yet!
Pop pop pop watchin normues drop
>>28767430
normies*
Hhshd
Im bored while waiting for overwatch
When will you let me suck your dick already. I'm getting thirsty.
I'm bored while waiting for deathoverwatch is gonna fuck up so hard
>>28767365
It will sure get me angry, but maybe with pills it will be fun!
Dont worry, death will come one day
lv 21
weight 257lbs
height 5,9
level 22
6ft /not manlet/
148 lbs /skinnyfat as fuck/
>>28767257
lvl 18
6ft 4 or 5
210lbs
lvl 18
weight 120lbs
height 5'6
Weed keeps me normal and happy and healthy.
Gr8 statement m8.
you aren't "healthy" if you need weed to function optimally
>>28767369
>>28767406
Nobody that is a "robot" is healthy to begin with.
Enjoy your lunch break, wagecuck.
Enjoy not having money useless NEET
>>28767263
Wagie's getting ragie, wagie's getting ragie!
Jokes on you, I work on my break.
Reminder that women will always pick status and an interesting personality over raw good looks.
>>28767160
>posts rap video with women paid to look pretty and pretend to have a good time
Good post.
>>28767160
>Reminder that women will always pick status and money over raw good looks.
fixed
>>28767203
Money is status, anon.
Now that SJWs have won the battles with gay and tranny rights, what do you predict will be the next great American degeneracy?
Some possibilities:
>pedophilia
>bestiality
>incest
>institutionalized cuckolding
>>28767061
Pedophilia for sure, there are already a few pedo defenders on twitter so I wouldn't be too surprised.
>>28767061
It will be incest
>"It's muh kid muh liberty muh love. This vagina was the first that his penis touched. Did you just assumed his love life partner"
The day institutionalized cuckolding is instated is the day I kill myself
I've already jerked off while high, can sex really be that much better?
>>28767045
if you can tolerate prolonged human contact, yeah.
>>28767045
It isn't better, just different
>>28767045
Yes but being high is better than sex
