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My friend started having casual sex with this girl who had a boyfriend a few months ago. They met on tinder, to be honest she is fucking hideous and fat, to make things 1000 times worse she is a single mother. Anyways what has basically happened is that she refused to leave her bf for him because she was getting money from her bf. Now that they have broke up she asked my friend to be her bf.
Not sure what to do
sure why not it could be fun and doesnt engage you to be her husband or something
>>28765450
>Not sure what to do
Fap to some Sue Lightning videos.She's pretty hot.
>>28765996
She's super cute for a tranny. I heard her voice once or twice though then I got soft instantly.
It's not even a fag voice. It's like that nerdy best friend that played persona with you voice.
Do you pretend to be a girl online or in games?
I've been a girl for online purposes for a few years now.
Don't ask why, I don't really know myself.
>>28765415
I bet this thread gonna hit 300 replies
Yes im implying every "female" here is a male eother trolling or psyops from lgbt
>>28765550
>people pretending to be female
>doesn't immediately imply they're actually male
What are you on about?
Yeah I did. But it took all the challenge out of MMO's and made shit awkward because of how transparent they were. I'm pretty good at a girly voice though. You get better as you practice.
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>>28765405
BUMP for the brilliant post.
If I were not already studying full time I'd really like this. Thanks a lot OP.
A second post for a post than came first but is still going to expire for some bizarre reason!
No robot should ever be without an education!
>>28765405
A third bump to rule them all!
Learning really is one of the best things ever guys!
What is some cheap stuff I can buy from China with free shipping? I've been struggling without any income for a long time now and finally got my NEETbux, so now I can finally buy stuff I want.
Thus far I've come up with:
Horse mask
Kawaii animal pyjamas
Arduino starter kit
Small RC car
And a whole bunch of sex toys
Do you know any other cheap stuff to buy from China?
>>28765373
A Deadpool Mask!
>>28765373
/g/ has chinkshit threads where they discuss deals and review cheap shit they bought.
I bought a real classy watch off Aliexpress.
>>28765593
Oh right, I forgot about them, was a while since I lurked /g/. Anyway maybe people here know of more NEET specific recommendations?
>thread is going fine, great discussion, some argument, but overall very good points raised
>Doj shows up
>thread falls into baseless shitposting
Why don't tripfags just fucking die? Pic related, it's the thought process of Doj and every other tripfaggot. I can't even fucking filter them because they still show up through the replies. God I just want r9k and every board to have forced anonymity.
/rant
Anyone still have his pics from sat night?
>>28765333
I do not famaloon.
Checkem
>>28765333
Checked them trips son
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Oh shit nigger you got powers now.
What do you do with them?
>spirit flame
>The flames may not be able to hurt physical enemies, only spiritual ones.
What a shit ability you can't even use it
>>28765293
I can create clouds. WOO! I can create balls of water vapor, everyone, look how special I am!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megacephaloid_Physiology
I kill myself.
>turned 30 today
>still feel 18
>>28765258
>25
>still feel 18
>turned 18 today
>still feel 5
>>28765258
Happy Birthday Anon! You doing anything special?
Im 25 and still feel 18 too
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>tfw cleaner comes into your room
>she touches the cumsock
she's in here right now
>>28765243
kill her! its the only option left
>>28765259
She's left the room but she's cleaning the stairs...Ii don't know what to do, I can't overpower a burly womanbear like herself
>>28765243
By cleaner you mean your mum right?
http://dailynexus.com/2016-05-23/a-victims-mothers-open-plea/
kek
>>28765217
https://www.kike book.com/ripgeorgechen
fucking lol
every Elliot thread deserves an Elliot reply
>>28765226
>1393 likes
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's your dream job robots?
Mine?
>Landscaping
You get paid to garden. It's fucking great. I'm outside all the time, you don't need any experience to get into it, and there is a lot to learn that isn't pointless bullshit but stuff you can use in your day to day life.
>>28765189
>heavy lifting: bags of soil
>bending over constantly
>work in the sun for oppressive hours with no shade
>clients who can afford large gardens almost guaranteed no have little to 0 respect for you
naa
naa
>>28765189
Making vidya games alone in my apartment. Sadly this is not an obtainable goal unless basic income becomes a thing.
>>28765348
yeah dude but you can freely make loud smelly farts and it just dissipates into the air. try that at your homosexual desk job for homosexuals, you homosexual.
Why the hell do they prescribe benzodiazepines for social anxiety? All that hit does is make you tired/sleepy. Stimulants remove social anxiety and actually work. It's bullshit people in physical pain get prescribed stuff that works while people in mental pain get bullshit.
Alcohol is much better than benzos. The only reason people think Xanax works for anxiety is because of addicts suffering withdrawal from it.
I have bottles full of Xanax that I'll probably end up re-selling. The effects weren't worth the risk.
>>28765182
>stimulants
>ever
>for any reason
Living somewhere where no one shares interests with you fucking sucks. I live in a small city in southern Germany and half the people in my cities are just Russians, Mudslimes or boring hillybillies. No one in my city knows the latest memes, everyone has a shitty taste in music, no one watches American tv shows etc. etc. The closest people I can call friends are just generic nerds who have basic knowledge about Nintendo games.
Shudd up and keep your degenerated interests for yourself, and the internet.
Go mountain hiking or something along the line.
>>28764945
Which federal state you're from, mate?
>>28764945
if you live in Bade-Wurtemberg I should be able to visit you, op
Really need a new hobby, any good ones I should try picking up?
>>28764882
Rugby is fun and people are friendly. I'd suggest trying to find the nearest rugby club around and see if you can try coming to practice with them.
masturbation senpai
An instrument maybe?
Has anyone watched the Aesthetic Feet channel on YouTube? It's a guy who goes around a college campus filming girls' feets, and asking them questions about the lives of their feet.
Every single girl loves the attention and indulges the camera.
Granted, he never touches their feet but it's encouraging. Do you think polite gentlemanly robots could be this successful too?
Have you ever touched a woman's bare feet? How did you do it? Are there approaches you'd recommend for robot footsexuals?
Footfags are the most degenerate people Imo worse than pedos
>>28764845
>Do you think polite gentlemanly robots could be this successful too?
Depends.
>Are you hot?
>Are you willing to give those women monetary compensation for having their feet filmed?
If you answered no to any of those questions then tough luck, pal.
>>28764914
Are you without any fetishes of your own?
You don't think there's such things as beautiful feet and ugly feet?
>tfw my MMO wife wants to meet in real life
W-What do I do?
Marry her then meet.
What mmo let you have a wife?
Very interesting.
It's a guy.
It always is.
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