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Pixyteri admits she has a big crush on you and would like to be your girlfriend. What do you do?
>>28769269
Tough call. I would fuck her once or twice if drunk enough, but seeing that thing regularly would probably drive me to insanity.
>>28769269
Leave me alone cow! I only like women I could never obtain!
>>28769269
She has the most incredible blue eyes. It still wouldn't be enough.
I have just finished fucking my 30th Japanese girl in 3 months. Ask me anything about living here or how to score the pussay. Also, I have never paid a cent and any date we go on we either half or she pays. Pic related, lucky 30.
>>28769149
Are those dating sim games that fun?
>>28769389
Never played any besides meetnfuck in high school.
Are you a while male in twenties?
daily appreciation of the Bune thread m8s
buds bune is best bune
>>28769140
kys friendo
>>28769203
u 1st cunt
Thought you guys should see this:
http://qz.com/688447/my-boyfriend-insisted-a-gun-would-keep-us-safer-up-until-the-day-he-shot-me-in-the-face/?utm_source=atlfb
Summary:
>be Roastie
>meet man 13 years older than you
>he's a massive douche who nobody in your life approves of
>cradles and fondles his gun at all opportunities
>is a typical controlling and crazy fuckwad
>he's in and out of jail
>can't get over love for Sociopath Chad
>S-Chad kills cat and shoots you in the face
>blame guns
I'm liberal and support more restrictions on firearms, but bruh... come on.
>>28769005
What else is new? Women hate having agency and suffering the consequences of ones actions.
Wait till Hillary gets elected and her supreme court appointee rolls back "McDonald vs Chicago" and "Heller vs DC".
Stupid Republicans could have chosen Rand Paul, but no they had to go with the orange windbag. Despite the fact that:
A.: Trump does support an Assault Weapons Ban
B: He has no chance of winning.
>>28769005
I believe in owning guns but desu men are unstable as fuck, guns should be owned by the women in the relationship
>>28769180
Rand Paul and libertarianism are a joke embraced only by the most low energy people.
questions for fembots - which one do you prefer? which one would you rather ''fuck''?
Right all the way. Why would I want a hormone infested beefcake with a receding hairline?
>>28769000
On the right, he looks more natural.
>>28769000
Unironically the one on the right. He looks like a chill dude rather than someone who will shatter my larynx with his fist if I disagree with him.
>Live with women
>Strand of hair on the soap
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING
>>28768977
>sharing the soap
Your whole family is disgusting.
>have to clean bathroom at work
>Men's has a little piddle on the floor
>Women's has menstrual blood smeared on the walls, shit all over the toilet
Fair sex my ass
>live with women
>streaks of blood inside the toilet bowl
This thread has no particular subject or motive.
Here is a picture of a female having sex.
I really thinking of taking up vaping just for shits and giggle
What are the worst risks?
also
resubbed to wow
>>28768837
this post has no content and no point at all
original comment
>>28769548
Vaping sucks! Its like inhaling steam.
Just smoke proper tobacco (or even better, dont smoke at all).
I fucking hate you guys. You're so mean.
>>28768823
>hurting my feelings like this
That's it. It's official. I HATE all women now.
>>28768823
Oooh poor sweet thing. Let me make up for it. Lets have coffee some time.
>... words cannot express the horror on her head after the proposal.
Kek
I remember when I had some fun giving the lovely people of r9k some of catmolesters special pics
Unfortunately, she had to reveal a certain bit of information about herself that forced me to stop.
Can you guys help me?
My mom works as a teacher at a middle school.
Apparently there's a vote on a goverment site about an activity of hers, and it's on this link: http://sae.edu.ro/2016/votare/votes/vote/356 (She gave me another link with more options because she doesn't know much about how web browsers work, but this is the right option.)
The site is in romanian.
In order to vote you have to input your e-mail adress in the middle text field, above the button labeled "Trimitere vot".
Then click the button labeled "Trimitere vot".
Then you'll receive a confirmation e-mail. It might end up in Spam, but click the last link in the email to verify the vote.
The votes don't mean much, but she's always so sad after finding out they didn't get enough votes each year.
The site is a goverment site, so they won't send you any unwanted e-mails afterwards. There's an english version of the front page somewhere, but I won't even bother linking it here because the english is horribly butchered.
Pic completely unrelated.
bumped with the power of a thousand suns
the flesh is weak but the bump is strong
>>28768817
voted for your mom
lol guys have such low sexual value
i could literally put a craigslist ad letting people lick my clit and get money for it.
whilst you'd have to pay $200 to get serviced like that.
you know what i may just do that right now.
ITT explain how it feels to be a low-value male with no worth on the sexual market
Because society puts whores like you on a fucking pedestal and says you can do no wrong, even though you're a narcissistic cunt.
>>28768806
>explain how it feels to be a low-value male with no worth on the sexual market
Pretty good man. I have all the buying power, you're just a slab of meat to be bought.
This isn't bait, it's a stick with a rope thrown into the ocean.
Nobody will reply seriously and those who appear that they do are just biting because they're bored and lie to you about it.
You have to kill yourselves using only objects in the room and within 2 minutes. How?
Repeated bang my head against the wall whilst choking myself with a neck pillow. 2eezy
>>28768749
I have a shotgun in my closet just waiting for me when I'm ready.
Lately I've been feeling bipolar about it.
I just don't see a path to a good life, I'm inherently shit.
Electricity does marvels
>try to brose /v/
>nothing but Overwatch
>tr to browse /tv/
>just hold the door threads
>browsing /r9k/
>it's just normies trolling and robots obsessing over women
>try to browse /pol/
>nothing interesting is happening
What board is there to browse now? /ck/ is too slow.
>>28768733
have you tried /b/
>>28768753
Haven't been there since2007and have no intention of going back.
>>28768733
Literally me except I don't browse /pol/. I tried visiting /b/ and it had some funny retarded threads but mostly porn. I need to leave this place desu
Hi robots, I'll do you a deal
Im a new fembot here who is trying to get started in trading items on steam
If you could give me some rlly crappy stuff I'll try and give you advice on how to get a gf? Or maybe just talk to girl?
will post profile if ppl are interested
ATTENTION ROBOTS! This is BAIT! Do you hear me?! BAAAIIIITT! This better not have fucking 300 replies when I wake up
*farts extra hard*
*it makes two differently pitched fart noises at the same time*
*smirks*
>>28768699
Post it you won't.
>>28768765
>implying it won't
Who here has a weird fetish?
My list contains, but is not limited to:
>body odor
>sweaty armpits
>body hair
>farting
>pants wetting
>bed wetting
>pants shitting
>diapers
>diapers being used
before I kill myself, what are you autists into?
I have body hair, will you make this girl into a woman OP?
>>28769086
is that a bob's burgers quote??
>>28768649
>Diapers
>Ageplay
>Pegging
>Crossdressing
>(Gentle) femdom
>Bestiality
>Clowns
>Piss
All fetishes are p weird IMO.
is he roboto?
>>28768633
he's a meme with a hoodie
>>28768633
Season 2 soon
>>28768633
Ari OmigatoMr. Robot
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