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Elliot Rodgers moved to Georgia and found a girlfriend.
>>28765889
I'm always amazed that the "ugly guys with nice girlfriends" meme is actually real in the US
>>28765923
She's pretty homely.
>>28765923
American guys can be alpha as fuck at times.
>when you could have led a better life if you were diagnosed early
>your parents called you a monster and unemotional and thought you would kill them in their sleep
>meanwhile you groggily walked back to your room with some ice cream thinking what the fuck is wrong with them
>>28765826
Your parents sound like super douchey normies and you are God's punishment to them. I had AS as a kid but I'm mostly over it now. Luckily my parents were always very supportive and know I won't hurt anyone I care about.
> used to be the 'bully' in elementary school
> kid sprays water bottle in my face
> slam him into wall and start punching him in the face
> have to get restrained by staff
> no remorse or bad feelings
>>28766085
You don't get over autism. You learn to live with it.
Have any of you ever dropped out of society and become a homeless and/or vagabond?
How was it?
I'm planning on dropping out of society and travel the world.
>>28765807
I'm too scared of getting killed by a serial killer to do it
>normie fantasies
good luck senpai, go into a spiritual journey and find your true self
>>28765868
I'm gonna die mentally if I stay in this clockwork society.
Is this the next Elliot Rodger?
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlexExodia/videos
>>28765778
Has he wrote a manifesto yet? Anyone who knows?
>>28765778
His video's titles look like song's
>>28765778
pretty sure this is satire
RIP 1991-2014
>>28765759
St Elliot's day is the holiest day of the robotic calendar
>>28765775
The patron saint of robots.
>>28765775
You can't just slap a "st." in front of someones name for comedic effect.
Despite living without sin, Elliot desired sin.
Plus aren't you all atheists here?
>check youtube
>there's a bunch of little girls doing gymnastics in my history and recommend
>realise my sister's cousin is downstairs using chrome instead of internet shitssplorer (my fault for not logging out)
>google removed remote log out
TL;DR little devil spawn trying to get me v& downstairs what do? help me robots
is your sisters cousin a girl? maybe she's just doing gymnastics
>>28765755
change your google password, that logs you out of all devices.
If anyone gives you shit for it, just explain what happened.
Plus, it's just gymnastics, not child porn or anything. It's no big deal.
>had a gf once, over 6 years ago
>still think about her daily
>she's definitely had multiple cocks in her since I took her virginity
>I haven't even touched a woman since and have been terrified and avoidant of human interaction, especially with women
It never stops hurting
>>28765572
>had a gf once
This is not the board for you
>>28765572
iktf,
also had a gf once at 16, had sex ones (it was bad, couldn't keep it hard from stress) and short there after we broke up, am now 21 and still only had one gf ever and still feel bad about it all
pls send help
>>28765612
>six years ago
>still think about it
Yes it is
Normiology, the study of normalfags. Let's make it a thing.
Describe something like: Chad and Stacy. The social castes of normalfags.
>>small talk is actually a vital way to convey personal information and you stick out like a sore thumb because you can't do it
>>small gestures allow normies to communicate laughter and kindness silently. Mimicking these can cause interest in you to grow
>>a lot of life is about sex. You not having it means that you have less to talk about, so when you discuss music and aren't actually talking about good sex you've had, people know you're a problem and talk around you
>orgies are more common than you thought
Any other questions?
>>28765560
There aren't so much castes as "roles which people play in social environments." These sometimes change based on the group the individual is in
>>the big cheese
Able to do things others can't. This may be because he's richer, or has good connections. May own a dog or a Dog
>>his queen
Shares social power with the big cheese. Responsible role. Many big cheeses have been felled because they pick a weak queen
>the duke of cool
A jokester, decides what's cool and funny. Often sets the tone of subtle conversation
>the dog
As in "my dog." The person who is loyal to the big cheese. Has his back, an extra set of hands, an extra mouth
>the whore of Babylon
Powerful. Not the queen, not necessarily female, but uses their powerful sexuality as a tool for socializing. Orbiters of both genders. Often insists on hugs
>hermit
Sometimes shows up with strange knowledge. Not "in the group," but an ally of the group. May be insane
>>null
The anti-normie. The person who doesn't understand social cues. Important, because having a social distance between word and meaning must be mantained, and the people on the ins are afraid that everyone in a room will understand them. Not always robots.
The normies i work with always are talking about shitting or how bad they have to shit and laughing about farts. I do not understand why they think its cool/funny to talk about.
>Tfw no bf to let me lick up the sweat and musk from him when he comes home from the gym
>Tfw no bf to cook and clean for while locked in chastity
>Tfw no bf to place a collar around my neck and make his property
>Ignoring your master
You don't deserve a bf. Or at least you deserve worse treatment. Like drinking nothing but piss for a week
>>28765543
Youre a guy.
>>28765737
Ehhh ? I haven't spoke to anyone this morning
>>28765767
We could play pretend, anon
ITT: we post our faces and rate each other.
this is me, please don't be mean
You look like a cockbunny
>>28765538
7, norman looks
>>28765564
Thanks, I was going for that look bby
>>28765594
8/10
cute, might I suggest a nice haircut.
something a little shorter?
>tfw i want a robot bf but no one will ever love me or think i'm cute since i'm a mulatto girl and not fully white.
>>28765524
don't put yourself down would you like to talk about anything then talk with me I'm here to talk.
unless this is bait
>>28765524
any guy who refuses to date a mulatto (or black girl for that matter) because of the color of their skin are insecure faggots.
As long as you're attractive and sane, it doesn't matter.
>>28765603
OP here
You gay af Wojak
What does bp smell like?original commento
Like arse.
>>28765521
Probably like shit, try pouring some shampoo or perfume or something over it before fugking
>>28765521
Why do you have this pic saved two times?
Help me guys I never get matches and this girl is really cute
Seriously, can someone help me please?
>>28765555
She's being "playful" with that last line. But, she's still got a point. You could say something like: "Since you said you relate to me, and I like myself, I assumed it was a given." Then give her an emoticon right back.
>>28765508
>Hah, you will like me
or sumthin like that, stud
It's already halfway into the year, you should have your practice gf by now.
>>28765474
>It's already halfway into the year
Kill me.
>>28765474
I'm halfway into my life and I don't.
>still no job
Jesus Christ, I want to die in my sleep
Around what age did you start to become depressed?
Do you remember any specific event that started everything, or did you just kinda slowly fade into a depressed state?
>>28765462
I've been having progressing depression since 13 (that's about 11 years for now) but without any reason. I've been having extremely down period around 16-17 year but now it's only apathetic state where i dont want to exist but dont have guts to off myself.
>>28765548
Did you ever go to a doctor?
>>28765565
Twice but for short period. When i was 16 i went for couple of times because i couldnt afford it. Second time for unknown reason doctor refused to treat me.
