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>be at the end of a dream I forgot most of
>standing in line at a deli counter
>a chubby girl in front of me turns around and smiles at me
>starts rubbing my shoulder
>pull her in for a hug
>get a boner
>hear some guy shout at us 'you guys should go fuck each other'
>next thing I know I'm in bed with her having sex
>work up while still cumming in my black sweatpants
Who here has wet dreams? I had the first one since I quit fapping today, it took far longer than it did in previous times because of the injury to my muscles and reproductive organs caused by extreme fapping addiction. It is a good sign though, because it indicates my body is recovering. I didn't have the pain or post ejaculatory slump I did when I still fapped, and I successfully continued not fapping and not looking at porn- the horny feelings that made me feel for a few moments that I want sex faded instantly once I got out of bed and tossed my pants in the laundry hamper.
I plan on abstaining from fapping for the rest of my life I hope, and probably will never have sex either because I want to be childfree and the only way to ensure this is abstainence (unlkess I get raped of course).
Welcome to share your wet dream stories as well.
>Dreamy time
>Playing darkscape in the dream
>Open up waifu folder so I could look at her cute face
>She pops out of the screen
>We fuck a little
>Check screen
>I'm getting ganked in darkscape
>Pull out of her
>Accidentally cum in my keyboard
>Wake up with a cum stained shirt
ump for binterest
>>28759807
How do you feel about your servers being kill?
Happy St Elliot's Day!
How will you all commemorate his martyrdom today?
I'm about to go to sleep, but when I wake up I look forward to watching Elliot related videos with fellow robots.
He was an angel.
Rip hero
>>28759642
Fuck you. And fuck that little cocksucker and his pathetic entitled immature mentality. Fuck all of you.
>>28759703
Truly pure and virtuous. I agree.
If only there was more like him.
Let's take a vacation from this depressive shithole for a while. Which number you get determines which board you have to spend the next 24 hours at.
rolli /pol/i oli
>>28759631
rolling, hopefully a non porn board
>>28759631
Please don't send me to /pol/
Hope you are having a great Elliot Rodger day /r9k/.
Very supreme rip our Elliot.
Hail our god Elliot.
Elliot is all powerful.
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
>my face during that entire scene
>>28758979
>Tfw my brother said if you don't cry when you watch this episode you're a monster
>Didn't cry
Welp, what else is new?
Wat show?
Post the reason you're still alive
i suck at killing myself
Tolerance I guess, my situation isn't shitty enough to warrant suicide.
Fear and mom
At least it's not hope anymore
Fembots who lost their virginity before 18.
please share us your story.
> Who & how you lost it.
> Are you still with that person.
>Implying women can be robots
>Implying people who aren't virgins can be robots
>>28758535
Chill, everyone loses their virginity by the time they're 20.
By your logic no one can be a robot.
was 16, lost to bf who was 16. we were eachothers first everything and i was the one that brought it up after a little over a year. i broke up with him after a year and a half because i didnt love him like i used to and he committed suicide 2 months later.
its been 4 years and i still hate myself
Sup R9K.
so aside from getting laid I have a talent for getting my friends laid. Had a great father who taught me everything I know.
Let me be your wingman tonight robots, Give me your dilemas ill give you the advice you need
>>28758490
I mean this did start out as a dating advice board right?
>>28758490
How do u take good dick pics
>>28758662
Selfie camera (preferably snapchat)
Hold it like right over your knees, do like half a crunch and hold it. Looks like your cock reaches (or comes close to) your belly button. Works every time
Philosophy thread? Who is your favorite philosopher? What system of ethics do you favor? and why?
My favourite philosopher is Wittgenstein again.
Nothing worth saying unless it's true.
>>28758229
Diogenes is my favorite philosophy personality.
Like a lot of people, a good mix of Stoicism and Cynicism is how I live my life.
in philosophical terms i'm an absurdist. once you learn to recognize and accept meaningless and relativism, it's your only remaining path forward. existentialism is for babies
As you know, tomorrow is the 2nd Anniversary of the supreme gentleman getting his sweet revenge. How will you be honoring this wonderful day? i myself will pour a nice glass of port or 3 and listen to his manifesto on audio book and also discuss him and his life in a little facebook group I'm in that treats him as the folk hero he is. Also post rare elliots in this thread.
>>28758158
>2nd Anniversary
is this true? make it stop please.
Bump rip to the supreme gentleman. Og thot murderer
Shout out to BGG
A feminine sissyboy from /r9k/ shows up at your door tomorrow.
Do you keep him? What kind of acts would you make him perform?
I doubt anyone would ever show up at my door but if they did I would hug them and we would cuddle because I have no one to cuddle with. But that'll never happen so I will just cry about it on 4chan masturbating to porn and listening to anime while crying
Real talk I would keep him company for a day and be a great guy in his time of need then never talk to him again.
The answer is obvious
>Give her bowl of eggs
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all of these eggs right now"
>Eggs are injected with estradiol and spironolactone
Poor girl.. spironolactone tastes like shit :c
Just be yourself! Women love funny guys!
I've found this funny.
Am I a normie?
man i hate these fucking captchas that make you reclick shit
>>28758117
Brendan Fraser insect yourself?
The worst thing to happen to 4chan was that the userbase gradually shifted from being libertarian and accepting almost any freakish behavior as long as it didn't hurt anyone, to becoming full on fascists and hating on "degenerates". It's a shame that /pol/'s edgy philosophy has leaked onto the rest of the site.
>implying degeneracy should not be discouraged
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>>28757610
The worst thing that happened to 4Chan is every board being flooded with porn as opposed to actual content.
That's why we hate degenerates. 4Chan now worships women and when we try to tell the degenerate women worshippers to fuck off they don't.
>The worst thing to happen to 4chan
I think you're forgetting something, OP. Pic related is the worst thing to happen to 4chan and it isn't even remotely debatable.
>finally get my first gf at age 24
>imediately get offered dream job on the other side of the world
>literally $150K starting
>forced to choose between dream job and dream girl
>tfw even in success life fucks me over
Take the money. Get more girls with money
>>28756457
take the job and try to bring her along. If she doesn't want to come along, tough for her, $150k yearly will set you the fuck up especially that early in life
>perfect dream job or useless roastie whore
you're right OP, this is a really tough decision
lets try it again? last time i made this thread it was like 2 months ago. it was fun
1. All the world's a stage and we are merely players.
2. Badlands of south dakota
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA9KuE4cauI
1. I am sent by god to punish the wicked!
2. Charred Central Park surrounded by the lifeless, burning remnants of NYC.
3. WoW Undercity ambient theme.
1. Lets make this quick.
2. Theather with creepy dolls and fantasy setting.
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZZnAdTX3nk
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