St Elliot's Day
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Happy St Elliot's Day!
How will you all commemorate his martyrdom today?
I'm about to go to sleep, but when I wake up I look forward to watching Elliot related videos with fellow robots.
He was an angel.
Rip hero
>>28759642
Fuck you. And fuck that little cocksucker and his pathetic entitled immature mentality. Fuck all of you.
>>28759703
Truly pure and virtuous. I agree.
If only there was more like him.
>>28759642
Apparently I objectively look like shit according to here, so I think I'll just run until I puke then go home and masturbate furiously until I fall asleep.
One must be dead for five years to become a saint, fool
>>28759720
hello, re.dditfriend :^)
I plan on buying a BMW in honour of ER; whilst his murderous actions were vile/reprehensible, I can relate a bit to his feelings seething superiority and generally not belonging. BMW will be similar to pic related.
>I can hide my wounded heart behind all that blackness.
>>28759642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2dcyXsegY
We miss you, Elliot. Rest in peace.
>>28759928
>mom has two bmw's
>live in another town far away
>allowed me to drive one
>after misbehaving tells me to drive it back
>says she's going to have it fixed
>she never gave it back
now i'm stuck with my shitty car that breaks down often
>>28759642
We love you, Elliot. Happy St Elliot's Day anons
>>28759642
May the gods be with you if they exist Elliot. You were unlucky like us, you got dealt a shit hand. Normies made fun of you, said you're crazy, said you didn't appreciate being rich. All of them don't know the pain of loneliness, what it means to be a robot. What it means to have your parents ignore your existence and wish they had a better child. What it means for your only friends to make fun of you and not give a shit about you. What it means to be isolated in a world where everyone is so close together. You tried going out with a bang but you didn't do very well. You set the bar for us robots lower than we know it was. For that Elliot, you will truly be remembered in our hearts until we all die. Papa bless.
- One of the few people that actually understands why you did this
elliot was a faggot, why do you think he killed more males than females? he was mad he couldn't get anyone to pound his boipussy
When is somebody going to make a statue of St Elliot and put it up in a park somewhere?
I bet it lasts a few months before someone figures out it's our Elliot and throws a fit.
>>28759814
Run at night around a trail or path that's commonly used.
If you see a lone woman. You know what to do.
Got some wine in my belly right now, makes everything better just like the Supreme Gentleman said in his scripture. LONG LIVE ELLIOT RODGER.
>>28760632
Someone should 3D print a bunch of baby or kid Elliot statues and superglue them everywhere.
Why do you faggots worship this mongrel? Cho did it so much better in all areas. Is it because of "My Cucked World"? I guess words count way more than deeds to a bunch of shut ins with 'failure' tattooed in the forehead.
>>28761215
Cho wasn't very interesting, entertaining, and didn't leave as much behind as Elliot.
>I guess words count
Cho's words were a bunch of gibberish so it's not hard to beat him in that department.
>>28761411
>Cho's words were a bunch of gibberish
>>28761370
KEK
>>28761443
It resonates well.
does anyone have the elliot rodger music vid set to shattered dreams by johnny hates jazz? it was on jewtube a while ago but got taken down and i haven't seen it since.
>>28761525
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Why don't girls like meeeeee??
>I'm such a nice and polite guy!!!
>I'll kill you all for not liking me.
Owwww, the cringe!
https://twitter.com/ElliotRodgerGod
Elliot Rodger will live on by this twitter account
>>28761411
>Cho wasn't very interesting, entertaining, and didn't leave as much behind as Elliot.
fucking newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9dMiLE-DLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od-HKerUpjI&feature=youtu.be
>>28761443
You're linking coherent thoughts and reaffirming Cho's inferiority in that regard again.
>>28761558
You can stop samefagging.
>>28761589
>imblying
get out and dont come back until you've finished your 1500 word essay on the literary and comic genius of Seung-Hui Cho
>>28761589
>MTW
>Coherent.
Very well. Let's play this game.
Let's pick >>28761370 and analyse it. Shall we?
>>28759703
He's looking down upon us from heaven.
>>28761589
>>28761645
Still waiting for an answer, you faggot memer.
>>28761913
You just linked the same thing twice. Stop being thirsty for attention. Everything he said had relevance towards his life.
Several people who knew Cho thought he was schizo. It's pretty obvious near the end he was very illogical.
"Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ. Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement?"
It's difficult to parse much out of his rambling.
>>28761999
I did, asking you to analyse it.
Let me sum up all of Elliot's "thought".
"""
I'm a pampered kid that can't pull girls because of my shit personality. Since I have been given all by my parents, this angers me to no end, as I deal badly with being denied the things I want.
"""
The end.
Why didnt he have last words? Why were they not in his manifesto?
He planned it all and took the time to write it but no last words?
His video I guess but it was cut off at the end.
No one has the full video. Why?
He wasnt really rich. Why do ppl keep saying that? Are they that poor?
>>28762094
NEETs are indeed poor.
>>28759642
Happy Elliot Day! Be sure not to miss the BUS!
>>28760541
These were wise words anon.
twenty er threads in catalogue atm
What is our official heaven is a place on earth youtube video?
>>28765125
This one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZS0bNtoizY
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