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Tomorrow is the day, boys.
How will you be celebrating?
I'm going to my local Starbucks and pouring my latte on a Stacey. Last year I went to a park and soaked some chads playing a game in honor of Him. God I'm so excited.
Pic related is my favorite pic of Elliot, especially to the song below.
Thread tune; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpd-2buQc0
>2nd anniversary tomorrow
Wow, how is this even possible?
>>28752572
Yep! overwatch launches tomorrow!
No celebrating.
I'll just get high and play.
May 23 is the day I look towards all year. I'm pretty nervous yet excited to pour the slut with my latte.
Interpals General: Too many Russian Girls edition
Looking for your foreign qt? Look no further.
Get tapermonkey and qtcrawler in thread, make your qt hunt a bit easier.
Interpals can be rough
btw here's this guy's youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52jDnbbJ58A
>>28751094
>have 21 views today
>only got 1 message from a Chad looking type of dude asking about my country
>>28751187
update
now a korean chick left a message ''thank you for visiting''
what the fuck am I supposed to do?
>be shy spergcunt with no human contact
>fear being skipped and blaming myself
>put on onesie
>anons take note of onesie not my spergburger
>feel disconnected from insults and skipping
>comfortable enough to open up and talk
>been doing this every time I omegle. Recommending to blackboxes and anxiety-kuns.
Tags: omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
anyone who insta skips is gonna get posted here with the words "skip this skipper"
Quality bumperino, remember to skip tripfags on sight, they are lesser beings.
is my bf on
pls rspnd
Pic related, this is a Chad who is also a caver
And this is how he died
Should have stayed home or just go to a party Mr. Chad
this is a nightmare to me
>>28747967
Jesus Christ.
Chad or not I feel bad for him.
ITT we post the last thing we fapped to
>>28747195
I feel fucking horrendous.
>>28747226
man, that fucker can't really draw feet but I still want to suck her toes
I feel glorious
>a-anon, this is me.. please tell me you still love me..
>>28746105
*blows his brains out with shotgun* no gays allowed in my house
>>28746105
I'm such a beta desperate for love that I would probably say ''yes I love you''
>>28746105
>sees dick
>this doesn't change how I feel about you.
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Attempting to get a proper voting session edition.Someone should update the seat graph.
everybody beIow this line is a redditor
___________________
>>28742068
Ohayou everywan!
I'm going to update the seat graph.
>>28742068
And here's the updated graph.
Let me know if you spot some mistakes.
Why does a girl with male friends make you guys so insecure?
Because girls just don't have "male friends"
They have beta providers and Chads.
>>28741171
Because we're so used to not being friends with girls we cannot fathom it, also because we know the friend-zone so well, we know that understand that guys in the friend-zone want her.
>>28741171
YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD
Hello guys, this is review #4.
Today I sniffed an Ecuadorian chick's feet. She's petite, beautiful face, shoulder length silky black hair, slim frame. She's 26 years old. She seems like a really cool chick.
Her feet were really tiny, and super soft. They felt very nice. They had a very nice caramel color. They were smooth throughout.
Her feet had great proportions, and her toes were very meaty yet soft, which I love. Her toes were magnificent though, possibly the best I've seen.
And what a fantastic smell! They had a strong but very pleasant scent of musk, with a tiny hint of cheese. I told her to wear flats for me and she did, so the result was excellent. The smell was even better at the toes, it was quite satisfying. The scent was very intoxicating, and nuanced.
I give her a STRONG 9/10, she easily has the best feet so far, especially the smell. I'd be in heaven if she gave me a footjob.
Lucky, Ecuadorian girls are qt
And they have really nice hair
>>28728576
Yes, she's qt as fuck. And her hair is amazing.
I was so fucking hard though, I wonder if she saw.
Hopefully I can get her to go further next time.
I figured it out, guys.
I am neither ugly, nor uninteresting. I simply never learned how to form relationships with people.
>uninteresting
how many "interesting" people have you met?
there is no such thing
>>28762263
When I find a person attractive they are infinitely interesting
>>28762263
three to five
they do exist, but they are scarce
Are dark circles/eye bags the worst facial flaw you can have?
They make you look sickly and tired even when you're not.
It has to do with poor bone structure, bad skin, and inflammation... Surely most robots have them?
If that's you you give eggman a run for his money
>>28761911
bruh dark circles are the least of your worries
Try drinking more water
So I'm talking to this girl online and I haven't had a conversation even online for like 4 years+. Tell me WHAT NOT TO SAY. I know we all have fucked up but I would like your wisdom fellow robots, help me become a cyborg. The girl is not a stacy or anything she is shy stuff. I feel like I already fucked up because I'm thinking a lot of lewd things likeholding hands
Don't worry about it too much. They thrive on confidence. Talk about shit you actually like and know about, in the long term it's best - unless you want a relationship based on lies and bullshit you pretended to be into.
Make mention of your pathetic cock and how you desire to be fucked in your boipussy.
>>28761898
cyborg here
you need to meet irl asap
and never EVER talk about love
What are you drinking? Doing? Plans for the day/evening? Thoughts? You know the drill.
I'm drinking pic related. Just killing time until a documentary about a neo-nazi comes on TV in an hour. Was bored out of my mind sober, so here I am.
I'm just trying to stay up as long as possible so I can sleep through tomorrow and wake up to pay, weed and overwatch.
Fug it's going to be a good week.
>steel reserve
>shitposting and thinking about how I want to edit my starcraft 2 map
>I want to go to the library sometime, but I'm hesitant because someone stole my bike and now I don't have a lock for my backup bike
>feeling really, really shitty, honestly. Not in the soul-crushing depression sense, but I constantly feel like I'm warding off impending doom for some reason
>>28761865
I have some vodka and ginger beer. Can't bring myself to drink right now
why the fuck do normies like meme games such as "charades"?
I have no conception of how anyone could find this enjoyable
>>28761685
acting silly is embarrassing so a lot of people feel inhibited to it
letting yourself act that way is fun because you're letting lose
>>28761722
I guess you have to be an idiot to comprehend why you would feel the urge to do that
Because it can be challenging to entertain a group unless you're a real comedian or wordsmith. It is also social unlike watching a movie and acceptable for all crowds unlike drugs or all the other things that actually are fun.
Hey blackbots, why so stupid?
Because the environment in Africa was so harsh that generally it was favorable to repeat what was known to work rather than to innovate. The creative people were the first to die off.
>>28761883
if the environment's harsh, that's when you really need to innovate
>>28761883
And how about now? What's their excuse now?
