>if you were the king of the world, what would be the first thing you do?
Create a yuritopia
Appoint a court jester.
inform all citizens there will be a grand culling for all those who do not prove their worth.
once that is done, and all the trash is in the garbage where it belongs, we can begin making Utopia.
really won't be that hard when all the subhumans are gone and there is one ruler making decisions.
if there isn't a coup against me, I should be able to get done in under a decade.
REEEEEEEEE MY MOM HIRED A CLEANING LADY AND SHE WAS IN MY ROOM TOUCHING MY WAIFU FIGURES.
WHY DO I HAVE TO PUTUP WITH THIS
Holy shit, I'd never let some shitty failure unwashed whore touch my figurines. Just let her know how expensive and valuable they are.
When I was in high school (fifteen years ago) my mommy hired a cleaning lady and she used my computer! I found in my browsing history that whore shopping for dresses. I left her a nasty message not to touch my shit and password protected my computer.
>Cleaning lady found the poo prism
How old are you virgins?
>24 year old virgin
>Kissless as well
Woo 24 year old club!
>>28775154
26 KHHV here.
21 year old virgin. Got my fist kiss last month. Ate her out and rubbed her tits as well as finger banged her. She wanted me to fuck her but i couldnt get it up. I told her it was because I was too drunk and high, but honestly it was because im addicted to porn and masturbation. Oh well.
What happened to him? Why can't we all find gfs this easily?
sounds like she sees him as just a friend, that's how I'm reading that at least
key point bringing up an ex-bf
>>28775106
I would not trust her. IDK why but I would not.
>>28775210
Im mean, its a good start
Could develop
>tfw no ff playing gf
>tfw no gf to speed run games with
>tfw no aspie accepting comfy gf
Who here doesn't care anymore?
26 in june. Been writing in my blog a lot more recently.
>>28775102
I turn 25 in autumn and I don't care already.
Currently NEET, not applying for jobs, no future plans, just playing vidya until some change has to happen, I guess.
It's not bad, nor good, I just don't care anymore
>>28775157
Link pls I want to read it
/comfy/ thread pls I'm in need
Aye hol up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JvY4b0k-jU
>>28775865
WE DEM BOIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX7Xx_iDKAs
Were you ever a notable troll or shitposter in any internet community? Tell me about it.
I used to doxx camwhores. I was 16 and I'm not really sure why I did it but I feel pretty bad about it now. I think I was sexually frustrated and I would frequently get obsessed with the girls.
I used to shitpost a lot in the SC2 general threads when I played that game. I started sometime before /vg/ was created. It was fun hanging out with other elite shitposters in our steam group.
https://youtu.be/5BQp3V_34BE
Who here /low test/?
>no adam's apple
>no muscles
>shitty excuse for a "beard"
>weak unmanly facial features
>moobs
>skinny fat
I fap multiple times a day every day, do you think that could be the cause of my low test?
>>28774900
Doing nofap doesn't raise it to any significant amount.
You just have shit genes. Congrads. You can still work towards other goals in life though, like being a master at shitposting.
>>28774900
go get your t checked. if it's low you can get test shots and you will feel like a million bucks. that's what i did. i even started to grow more facial hair. it's not like a full beard or anything but it looks respectable if i just keep it like a 5 o'clock shadow length.
>>28775715
Do you they normally test this when they take your blood? or Do you have to go in and specifically ask for it cause i got blood work done like twice this year already.
Are white guys cooler than black guys?
literally what would make you think this?
black people are the epitome of cool, their culture is superior in all ways, it defines "cool" culture
white people are soo cool amirite guys
look at this super cool old gal
>>28775099
If throwing poo at each other and swinging from bars at the zoo is cool, then I don't want to be cool.
>be 27
>hate social interaction, just like games
>work as web dev making okay money
>5 years experience so actually got a decent job
>can afford car and apartment etc with cash to spare
before REEEEEEEEE read on...
>gf is 23
>no job
>6/10
>lives with me
>can't...
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>>28774843
Uh, yeah. Just learn to break up. (If you go down and she won't that's just unfair.)
>>28774930
just how? I know how the conversation will go
"Becca, I think we should talk"
"Okay Bernard"
"I want to break up with you"
"No you don't (starts crying)"
"Yes I do..."
"No I love you... dont you love me"
"I do.."
>mfw cant tell her i dont love her
just lie about losing your job, she is probably in for the money because you sound pretty autistic.
when you leave to work say you are going to interviews etc, for 2-3 weeks, if she keeps up with just say you can't maintain a relationship with her considering your emotional state
Does anyone fear dying without living his life?
I have been stuck in my house for years. It is too late for me to get education now and i don't want to flip burgers. I realize that i will die in my basement or suicide once i become homeless.
I have no future. Nothing to look foward to and i will die before i get to enjoy myself at least a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4Z-1McXG0
>>28774792
The biggest mistake of our society was assuming people have the ability to know what the should do with their lives.
>>28774792
Join the Airforce.
Mutebloxx
>playing Black Ops III
>do good in a match
>someone sends me a message calling me a faggot
>>28774686
Thanks for making me laugh so hard. I don't know why I did, though.
>>28774686
>do good in a match
What was your k/d little guy? Bet you didn't even get a knife kill
>>28774750
Pls don't laff at me.
>>28774785
I went 43-6. He called me a "shotgun using faggot"
How was it? Did it live up to expectations?
Can you tell if a girl will give good head just by looking at her? Do big lips/big mouth make a difference or just technique?
>>28774641
big lips dont' mater
your dick isn't sensitive enough (in the right way) for delicate caresses or kisses to feel great
most women cannot give a good blowjob till they've had years of experience
the best blowjobs are high energy with deep throating
swallowing is a must
perhaps no sex is better than when a girl will let you fuck her throat and just yank her head back and forth as fast as you want and then cum down her throat. christ i'm diamonds now. it's really great for girls...
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>>28774737
>your dick isn't sensitive enough
are you cut just wondering
>>28774737
good to be a goy, my dick is uncut and BJs feel better than vaginal sex... deepthroat is even better
>25
>still can't grow a beard
This is hell
Beard is for normies and terrorists.
>>28774626
Does that mean you're low test or is that meme science?
>tfw you shave moustache just to have it grow back in three days
How do people keep a clean lip, do they shave it everyday? I usually let it grow pretty hairy before wasting the time to shave it just for work apprentices.
>Judy isn't real AAAAAAAND I don't know how to get my own pizza oven
could this day get any worse!
>>28774569
You could remember Judy was a bad friend once and Gideon was probably bullied at home
>>28774759
Lil' Gideon?
bun is for sexual?