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Tall people hate thread
Only 5"10' and below are allowed in this thread
>>28778224
5'10 repoting in.
Atleast my legs fit on the bus seats
>>28778526
5"8' here
That's one thing that the Giants will never take away from us
5'8 but feel like I'm getting shorter.
every dude has like 4+" on me
then there's the 5'4 guy but they don't count.
which is better /r9k/, tits or ass?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10295630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
duh.
>no armpits option
What is the point if you're not going to include OBJECTIVELY the best female body part?
Well
Girl with great tits can be ruined by a pancake ass
While a girl with a great ass won't be ruined by small boobs.
Buttt
95% of girls can have a nice tight ass by just exercising and doing squats. You can't just grow boobs (unless plastic surgery).
I'm an ass man, will always pick ass over boobs. But a nice rack of tits I feel go unappreciated these days as I feel like me , most guys have become ass men. So please gentleman, appreciate female boobs a little more.
pepe thread
post your best pepes
make new pepes
talk about pepe
NO NORMIES OR NIGGERS ALLOWED STAY AWAY FROM OUR PEPES
Christmas or Christmas Day Old English: Cristesmaesse, meaning "Christ's Mass" is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed most commonly on December as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it is prepared for by the season of Advent or the Nativity Fast and initiates the season of Christmastide, which historically in the West lasts twelve days and culminates on Twelfth Night; in some traditions, Christmastide includes an Octave. Christmas Day is a public holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated culturally by a large number of non Christian people, and is an integral part of the holiday season, while some Christian groups reject the celebration. In several countries, celebrating Christmas Eve on December 24 has the main focus rather than December 25, with gift giving and sharing a traditional meal with the family.
>>28778078
>tfw you will never be as cool as nigger pepe
>>28778160
the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy the frog is happy
>"I just want to be loved, and feel like I am"
Well you FUCKING WERE you DUMB WHORE, and you FUCKING KNEW IT. I gave you EVERYTHING and you SHAT IN MY HEART. SIX YEARS. SIX FUCKING YEARS.
Let's just fucking do this one again bots
>>28778076
dem titties
le original comment
I hate never being good enough, for friends, or anyone at all. I'm just a waste of unwanted space. Never the one you want.
>>28778076
>thinking big tits count of you're a lard ass
>lost virginity
>had my cock sucked
>came on her face
>had her say her pussy belongs to me alone after fucking her in the ass and that she just uses her guy friends to fix her computer and do her homework
>saw one of her orbiters literally confesses his love to her on snapchat while i'm nailing her doggystyle and we both just broke out laughing
I made it, in your face robot scum.
Nice.
BTW, what did my cum taste like, cuck?
Congratulations, anon. Was it hard to fuck for the first time?
>>28778054
To the archive you go.
If you gave to brag on /r9k/ you've accomplished nothing. You've always been a normie
Im planning to die at the end of this year. My only problem is what method; i want a way which will cause the least pain to my family and also their 'name'
>>28778042
Shoot yourself with some small caliber arms. It's considered manly in most cultures.
Just swallow a grenade
>>28778042
Jump off a very high bridge on a non-windy day
What would it be like if /r9k/ existed in the Roman era?
>>28777974
Weaklings who get fed to the lions and tigers in the fighting pits.
we would all be crucified for fapping to traps
>>28777985
>we
>all
Today mom told me that a bunch of the teachers from my old high school thought I was planning, or likely to, bring a weapon to school and attempt something.
They contacted her secretly and told her about how I sat alone on the stairs at lunch, how I wore a heavy coat (not a trench coat, but a big long grey coat that concealed a lot of my body), how I had poor hygiene and I was insecure. They couldn't understand why I was wearing a coat to school every day, even in the summer. I was concealing my body though because I was ashamed of it and I liked to be hidden, even though it was ungodly hot. They thought it was suspicious to wear a coat in the summer.
I'm 24 now and I don't know why she told me this today, but apparently a lot of the teachers thought I was likely to try to shoot up the school. It makes me feel kind of weird now because I don't give a shit about that old place anymore, it was a very small school with only 50 kids in my class. I've grown since then and I've been working out and now I can go to the beach without a shirt and feel good about myself. It still crushed me a little bit when she told me that all the teachers were internally discussing what to do in the case of me trying to go on a shooting rampage, when that was never on my mind at all. I was completely innocent.
>>28777923
You should go back to the school and shoot it up now that they don't expect you to.
>>28778024
Lo0l
>>28777923
> government union workers
> expecting them to be competent
Who else /sorewristbump/ here
that's called a ganglion cyst i think. i had one on my ring finger right where the finger attaches to the palm. fucking hurt every time i closed my fist
>>28777918
It's not bubbly or puffy or anything. I think it's actually just a lump of callous, worn skin from friction with mousepad.
>>28777887
>there are people RIGHT NOW on THIS VERY BOARD that call themselves pc gamers that not only do not have one of those, they have no idea what that is or what it's from
Do fembots ever get turned on by their own bodies and have to feel themselves up out of pure horniness? I can't imagine what it's like to have lewd titties and lewd girlfeet and girlbutt right underneath you 24/7, how do they not get aroused by themselves all the time??
My female penis turns me on.
>>28777785
probably the same way you aren't aroused by the sight of yourself typically.
I do by imagining stuff happening to me/my body, but not really by my own body.
New CHADvice thread
Helped some of you poor souls last night, was told I gave good advice.
Anyone in here from yesterday? Let me know if it helped. Anyone new?
Let's chat. Give me your dilemmas, I'll help you out
I'm here from yesterday. It was entertaining, but there is a dilemma. How do I converse with them if there are no girls in my phone?
>>28778282
Since it's just you let's do this one on one. You ever go out? Like to bars, etc?
>>28777758
I get legitimately afraid when I talk to girls.
Sometimes if I like them I can't even approach unless I'm caffinated
I read somewhere that it's in my fight or flight and I've programmed by brain to accociate girls with actual threat.
Pls help ;_;
>tfw a huge teutophile
>tfw not German or even white
Why was I denied the chance to be a member of such a glorious culture and people?
>JUST
>>28777750
Germans are the ruin of Europe.
>>28777784
Germany is awesome they're just going through a rough patch right now fuck you you goddamn pole or frenchman or whatever you are
>>28777750
>wanting to be a Deutschcuck
are you for real? being a melatonin-enriched fellow will grant you easy access to the cornucopia of blonde milky pussies of Cuckland :^)
go now and have fun, goyehhh- I mean, lad
>war kicks off with a bunch of baddies
>the draft is reinstated
>you foolishly went along with that bullshit Selective Service meme
how would you get out of having to serve, robuts?
Well next war women get to get drafted too. So maybe I could get a gf?
>>28777782
>tfw no combat gf
Life is pain
>History of depression
>Only son
>Flat footed
>Not straightalthough this probably wouldn't help much
>mfw roasties will get drafted sooner than I
Anyone here cut themselves for that endorphin rush?
>>28777656
I just put long metal pins into my face but I didnt take a picture
Yes. It was part of my conversion to Judaism. ;)
>>28777656
Just work out retard.
>tfw finally gonna lose my virginity,. To a Mexican escort
>>28777630
prepare to get robbed
Shut that pepe is actually pretty rare
>>28777630
>>>mexican
i really hope it's because you're a beaner yourself or you can't do any better
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