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>Th-they're just 4chan posts, Anon. Don't get so upset about them. They're just being trolls... They don't really mean it...
>All posts are fictional.
>>28779731
>"If it's bugging you so much, why don't you just go out with some friends to take your mind off it?"
You talk to your mom about what people say on 4chan?
(1/2)
>be me
>find a tranny on OKC
>she was looking for a relationship but i convince her to do a FWB type thing
>id go over to her studio apartment, fuck her, then play some video games, then leave
>she starts wanting to go out on a date or do something outside
>i keep putting it off because i dont want to be seen with her
>eventually she kind of forces my hand, either i take her out or she stops fucking me
>i figure there isn't much harm in being seen in public with her since it's not like anyone will know who i am (she lived a couple cities over from me)
>take her on a picnic, get really drunk, actually have a lot of fun and completely forget that i am out in public with a tranny
>for the next few weeks we just go out and do fun stuff together
>desu i was starting to get annoyed because we were having sex less and less
>>28779701
(2/2)
>one day we go out and she tells me she has a surprise for me
>im hoping maybe she'll blow me on the beach or something
>instead, she introduces me to her fucking parents and we have dinner together
>it actually wasn't even that bad
>afterwards she says she wants to meet my parents too, says we should do it next weekend
>i keep telling her "yeah, maybe" and putting it off
>i put it off for months and months and she seems alright with it because we're still fucking and going out and doing fun things
>one day she just completely breaks down crying because i havent introduced her to my parents yet
>she says i'm embarassed of her but i deny it and it turns into a fight
>like a fucking moron i decide to "prove her wrong" by calling my mom right then and there and setting up a dinner for her to meet my new gf
>all the sudden she's super happy and starts kissing me all over
>we go to my parents house and im about ready to kill myself because my parents are about to meet my tranny gf
>ive never introduced any of my gfs to them before so they're super excited about it
>my parents and my cute tranny gf hit it off, my mom loves her, and they dont even seem to care she's a tranny
>as we are leaving i come upon the realization that i am in a committed relationship with a tranny
that was 2 years ago and we're still together. we're living together now and ive saved up thousands of dollars to help pay for her SRS even though when she first brought it up i told her she shouldn't do it because i didnt want to lose my qt dickgirl. now i don't even care about her dick i just want her to be happy.
i've been going over everything that has happened up to this point a lot lately and i feel like she's been manipulating the shit out of me since we first met and i want to leave her but i'm also head over heels in love with her so i dont know what the fuck i should do. what the fuck should i do?
Gonna need to see a pic
>her
May as well come out with it since you're a degenerate anyway.
>be /fit/
>do squats
>pants start getting really tight but hey nothing could go wrong right
>go to work and zipper broke
>qt at work was smiling 31st me wonder why
>look down and see my fly is all the way down
Bump tell me how fucked I am
She smiled, you're not fucked.
>>28780851
Does this mean she wants the d
ITT we talk about smoking weed to stop yourself from killing yourself.
Smoke weed today instead of killing myself. Awesome day, I even did productive shit.
>>28779660
awesome, I was feeling so fucked so I slipped outside and smoked a bowl, now things are going just fine
>>28779660
What'd you smoke on? I find that I can get repetitive mindless chores done really quickly if I'm on a Sativa, especially this Sour D that I have.
Continue please
>where is the qt who said she would fuck me
bomp pls, I like these shitty /soc/ tier threads
>>28779596
put a shirt on, gingie
I need to get fit...right nowwwwwww!
I bite my lips alot, have done so for as long as i remember and now my lips are now scarred much like pic related. It's almost like a tic now.
>>28779519
OH SHIT
YOU CAN SCARR YOUR LIPS BY BITING THEM?
FUCK
I GOTTA STOP BUT I DO IT WHEN STRESSED
I always pull out my dick from my boxers and play around with it when Im not playing or something. Feels nice so why not.
I also like to comment on my own farts. Fart commentary.
>>28779519
Why don't you chew gum instead? That's what I do. I do it practically 24/7.
Ladies and Gentleman of 4chan, Mr. Hiroyuki Nishimura your leader will not be speaking with you tonight, his time is up, I have taken it over. You are to hear a report on the world crisis, that is what you are going to hear. For twelve years you have been asking who is John Galt, this is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life, I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values.
Twelve years ago when I worked in your world I was an inventor, like the man who discovered the use of steam or the man who discovered the use of oil, I discovered a source of energy which had been available since the birth of the globe but which men had not known how to use except as an object of worship, of terror, and of legends without a thundering God. I invented a motor that draws its energy from the atmosphere, a perpetually running motor. It would have raised the efficiency of every human installation using power, it would have made a fortune for me and for those who would hire me.
Then one night at a factory meeting I heard myself sentenced to death by a reason of my achievement, I heard three parasites assert that my brain, and my life were their property. That my right to exist was conditional and dependent upon the satisfaction of their desire, the purpose of my ability they said was to serve the needs of those who were less able. Just as the parasites were counting on my self-immolation to carry out the means of their plan, so throughout the world and throughout men's history in every history and form, I saw I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind, I pronounced it, the word was "No" I stood up in the middle of that meeting, of 6,000 men and I declared that I would stop the motor of the world, I quit that factory and I quit your world and I made it my job to warn your victims and give them the method and weapon to fight, the weapon was justice.
I gathered the leaders of industry, the intellects and artists, and showed them how to live by another morality; mine. We the men of the mind are now on strike against self-immolation, we are on strike against the creed of unrewarded duties, we are on strike against the dogma that the pursuit of one's happiness is evil. We who are the living buffers between you and the nature of your creed are no longer there to save you from the effects of your chosen beliefs. You have been living on borrowed time and I am the man who has called in the loan.
When the looter state collapses deprived of the best of its slaves and falls to a level of impenitent chaos and dissolves into starving robber gangs fighting to rob one another, when the advocates of the morality of sacrifice parish with their filial ideals, then and on that day we will return, then this country will once more become a sanctuary for a vanishing species; the rational being. The political system we will build is contained in a single moral premise, no man may obtain any values from others by resorting to physical force, every man will stand or fall, live or die by his rational judgement. If he fails to use it and falls, he will be his only victim. If he feels his judgement is inadequate, he will not be given a gun to improve it. If he chooses to correct his errors in time he will have the unobstructed example of his betters for guidance and learning to thinking, but an end will be put to the infamy of paying for one life for the errors of another.
Whoever you are, you who are alone with my words in this moment. With nothing but your honesty to help you to understand the choice is still open to be a human being but the price is to start from scratch, to stand naked in the face of reality and reversing a costly historical error to declare "I am, therefore I'll think" you had known how to take an inventory of your wealth, now take an inventory of your mind.
When you cried out for the unobtainable spirit which you felt had deserted your world you gave it my name, but what you were calling out was your own betrayed self-esteem.
Do not let the hero in your soul parish, it was only frustration for the life you deserved but have never been able to reach. Check your role in the nature of your battle, the world you desire can be won, it exist, it is real, it is possible, and it is yours. Fight, fight for the value of your person, fight for the virtue of your pride. Fight for the essence that is man, for his sovereign rational mind, fight with the radiant certainty and absolute rectitude of knowing that yours is the morality of life and that yours is the battle for any achievement, any value, any grandeur, and any goodness and any joy that has ever existed on this earth.
You will win when you are ready to pronounce the oath, I have taken at the start of my battle. And for those who wish to know the day of my return I shall repeat it to the hearing of the world. I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
>>28779480
shut up faggot
original rehg
>I don't live with my parents.
>I am, however, afraid of the dark.
>This stems from a time when I was 7 when my bat bit my penis in the dark.
>I don't have a TV and don't want to run my electric bill.
What do I do?
Buy a candle I guess, not much else you can do.
>>28779478
>this stems from a time when I was 7 when a bat bit my penis in the dark
Story tiem?
wow, what a hoary bat
>tfw no salamin shattering, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28779476
>he's still dedicated to making these fucking things
good lad
I'm serious dude it's probably a good time to stop.
i've literally never seen a girl cuter than her
What are some painless and easy methods to an hero? I might even live stream it for you guys.
>>28779464
Death by police.
Hanging while on sleep aids and alcohol.
Carbon monoxide poisoning. Burn coal or something in a tent thats airtight. Airtight place in general. Just leave a warning sign or something nearby so you dont end up hurting others who might find you.
Or just jump off a high place.
Still, these are just jokes. Pranks if you will! I was being ironic and joking around. Dont kill yourself, the world is your oyster and all that.
Who else has a monotone voice around here? I'm not even autistic at all, yet have a monotone voice. This causes most people to treat me probably pretty similarly to how normies treat you.
I:
>get ignored often
>people talk over me
>nobody knows when I'm kidding, which is a lot
>takes a long time for people to like me, if they will at all
Who else has this shitty affliction?
>>28779446
everyone talks over me or asks me to repeat things, gives me weird looks and shit
and whenever i misheard someone and say "what" people think it's annoying because of my dumb monotone voice
>>28779520
I'm nearly certain being monotone is a social death sentence.
I never stood a chance. Probably.
>>28779573
but the best thing is my job requires speaking to literal severely autistic and learning disabled people and i'm great at it so all the new blood support workers look up to me like i'm good at my job
>walking out of local cinema
>see a qt eyeing me
>she smiles and I smile back
>she keeps looking at me
>break eye contact and start looking down
>quickly walk out and go home
>hate myself on the drive home for being such a pussy
Does anyone else here always choke up when opportunity comes to meet a girl?
Girls looking at you means absolutely nothing. If it did that would mean every single semi attractive girl I've ever seen wants to fuck me.
Yeah
>4 years ago, junior in hs
>go to six flags as a school trip for high grades or something
>some qt girl flirts with me in the line to one of the biggest rides
>she asks for my name and basic stuff
>i ask the same and we have a normal conversation (trying not to dump spaghetti everywhere)
>get next in line
>the way the line was set up made her and i have to ride it together
At this point I'm thinking that there was no way to fuck it up, I was going to ask for her number and ask to maybe hang out sometime after the ride
>finally get on the ride with her
>we get up to the top of the first huge ass drop
>andrenaline pumping through me, about to pretty much freefall with a qt
>spout /pol/ tier shit during the ride from all of the pressure
>she leaves without even thinking
I fucked up, boys
I had a drunk girl hit on me. This was swiftly put to a rest when her boy'friend' asked to stop 'annoying' me.
>Start dating super qt but batshit insane weeb girl
>Plenty of red flags from the start, but I ignored them because I just wanted a gf
>Get tired of her
>Try to get rid of her by acting beta as fuck
>Doesn't work
>Try to get rid of her by being emotionally abusive
>Doesn't work
>If anything, she's less crazy after I'm being abusive toward her
This can't end well. Thank god we don't live together, but she wants to.
At least the sex is nice.
>>28779405
Aw man Iktf muchacho
If you really are sick of her then fuck her some more for memories' sake then just dump her super straightforward-like and cut off all contact, no let's stay friends or keep talking shit at least for a while
>>28779405
Weird thing is, that dancing slut probably legitimately enjoys all those games. It's so odd to me that different classifications of gamer exist today. Simply identifying as a gamer could mean a million different things.
>>28779850
Those are all pleb games though. Granted, it's not cawadooty or skyrim, or even league, but it's the weeb equivalent of pleb games.
What do you guys think about Puerto Rico?
good food, great vacation destination if you like the old forts and stuff.
Great game. Love it to death.
>>28779439
this
heard everything is fucking expensive at the hotels though
Why isn't cuck filtered to kek anymore?
When did this happen?
>>28779305
a while ago
KEK
>>28779305
Testing like a niggerfucker
Cuck
cuck
KEK
>>28779305
KEK
cuck
Cuck
cUcK
